I haven't posted much in a while. But I wanted to show y'all my absolute genius with The Rubik's Cube. It's utterly incredible, I know. Apologies for my face, I'd been travelling and had almost no sleep and no make-up but my big brain makes up for that, I'm sure.

Halloween.

Please remind me where exactly it was that Khal Drogo died and Danaerys did the funeral pyre? I wants to know.

Chappell Roan tonight was incredible! 🦄🤠

Ah. So this is what concussion feels like? Zero stars. Would not recommend.

I actually LOVE parallel parking (no cap). But DEAR LORD I wish to ride a dragon 🐉 and burn my enemies.

Just had to verify my age for Bluesky because of law changes in the UK. Did it with a photo of my face. I’m not going to lie, but part of me did wish it would at least take its sweet time to decide I’m definitely over 18 🤦‍♀️😅

Social Anxiety Pudding

Having some ASOIAF brain connections… Bran learns to ride Dancer through “rein and voice and touch”. Sounds very much like dragon-riding, no? Also as Bran is a skin changer could he go into Dancer as his aunt Lyanna probably could too? I mean, she was “half a horse” herself. Thoughts?

Genuine question: Should Lorelei have ended up with Max Medina? Go.

The ten year old asked me to turn up the volume on David Bowie in the car today. He really liked it. So I guess I’ve completed parenting. Peace out.

Terrible hand!!! So that would be which Hand? Otto Hightower for the plotting? Unwin Peake for same reasons? Or Mace Tyrell because he’s lols?

How does House Dayne audition for a worthy wielder of Dawn? Is it like a Miss World thing? What rounds do they have?

Jeor Mormont tells Tyrion at The Wall in AGOT that he’s been seeing dark and weird things in his dreams. Jeor is a dreamer. But how, and why? He’s having what I’m calling “Raven Dreams”. It’s Bloodraven, through his own raven, sending him dreams about the Long Night. Boom.

Father’s Day isn’t fun for everyone. Just saying.

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A good time at The Dyke Bar tonight.

Rereading GOT and the bit where Lord Renly wets himself laughing about Arya beating and disarming Joffrey and having to leave the room is sending me 🤣

The happiest of name days to the most wonderful, @obienator.bsky.social. His kindness and general loveliness is felt even though he’s many, many miles from me and I’ve never actually met him! Have a great day, Obie 💜🎂

Good night out. 5am finish. Then my kids woke me at 8. I love this for me.

Why don’t they change Luke Skywalker’s surname when they put him into hiding? Leia becomes an Organa. It’s quite the give away to Darth Vader with a name like that…

Guys. The empire is striking back.

This really happened, y'all.

@swlegendslounge.bsky.social I’m looking at you & others who might know the answer. At the Battle of Yavin, the Death Star has to wait for the rebel base moon to come into range from round the other side of the planet. Why can’t the Death Star just move round the planet and shoot straight away?

Posting without comment.

It's not Mothers Day here in the UK. But it is in Canada where my beautiful, intelligent and fabulous co-host lives. She is goals. She is bringing up her two to be incredible, independent and thoughtful young people. Happy Mama's Day, @bword.bsky.social 🔥🐉💜

giving myself a gold star for this

6 year old wants a Star Wars/Doctor Who theme for his 7th birthday party. Hit me with fun ideas for this!

Do Imperial Stormtroopers have a union?

Yes it's depressing but I'm loving being back in Westeros after such a hiatus.

Getting ready to record the next @kissedbyfirepod.bsky.social and I’d forgotten just how depressing and awful the chapter we are doing gets. 😭😭😭😭😭

Incorrect, I am an excellent role model—if your goal is to master sarcasm, hoard cosmic secrets, and run an interdimensional library powered by spite and croissants, then I am an apt role model. Dracula wishes he had my filing system. Sauron cried during his performance review.

Black Strawberry

Follow your dreams innit.

ANDOR. These are my thoughts. Not trying to do spoilers but if you haven't watched the latest episodes don't read this post. 1. Space French. 2. Kinky fascism sex play. 3. French resistance vibes. 4. Syril has hats. 5. Catharsis.

Things I have been thinking about A LOT today. Feel free to add your own.

Two things that my neurodiversity ruins in Star Wars for me: 1. The planets aren't realistic. They're like cities, or similar sized places. Planets are HUGE. Landing on Tattoine? Yes! But where? It's literally a whole planet. It's like me saying "see you on Earth" and that being all I specify.

#booksky #writersky 💙📚👀 Okay team, MORDRED is up on @barnesandnoble AND there’s a preorder sale for 25% off using code PREORDER25 GO, GO NOW www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mordred-gr...

How many people globally will be watching Conclave this week?

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

JK Rowling promised in her shit essay that she would march with trans women if they were victims of discrimination....then used some of her billion quid to literally take away trans rights by law. DUSTY OLD BONES, FULL OF GREEN DUST.

Entire podcasts were dedicated to the question of what JK Rowling has ever done that’s transphobic. She has openly been working toward this outcome for years.

When your old pal gets you a set of junior bagpipes for your 40th birthday and you serenade the cat 🐈‍⬛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

When the world feels a little crappy, I can now look at the little prick on my desk courtesy of the best podcast host and friend a human could wish for. Love you, B 💜 @bword.bsky.social 🌵🐝

I’ve not known what to say after yesterday. I’m so sad. So angry. Somehow with one ruling from a judge who spoke to no trans people, I don’t exist. My friends who are harassed and have fought every day for their identity have been told it’s not valid. We don’t count. This was funded by JKR. 😭

I’m 40 Tomorrow and I’m celebrating by eating cheese 🧀🧀🧀

Starting my 40th birthday celebrations in a place called Summerhall. No jokes. Got me seven eggs to please the seven a couple of pyromancers and nothing can possibly go wrong.

Seeing Chappell Roan in August.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Could we just not with the global trade war? MILLENNIALS ARE EXHAUSTED.