stimulants are weird cuz wverything i say on them is correct but i talk so quickly and intensely that i still sound insane

pussy galore should get her own video game. fly stunt planes with your gang of lesbians, use judo to rob banks

1979-02-27 Jupiter & Three Moons (--04-08--) - From Ian Regan - https://flic.kr/p/2kGRYMB

do u ever wonder if lenny from Of Mice and Men hurt himself cranking his hog

it’s The Master (2012) Summer. everyone’s gotta get really into The Master (2012) and start acting more like the characters in it right away

“The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself” — William Faulkner

“What is will power?” asked Toad. “Will power is trying hard NOT to do something that you really want to do,” said Frog.

Wario's greatest strength is that he's fat Mario. Fat guys have several powers that their slimmer counterparts do not, like riding motorcycles, turning into a spring when they are hit by a mallet, and being able to float around like a balloon if they get stung by a bee. And that's beautiful.

My favorite thing about looking for a job is that everything is a scam.

Happy Pride Month

getting out of bed at like 11:30 and eating lunch for breakfast is a highly advanced weekend maneuver

Blue Moon in the obelisk. 5 year old style development drawing for #tgatg

Scott Summers next to sliced summer sausage.

I was riveted by the show Pluribus, but something about it kept bugging me. And then I realized what it was ... flaminghydra.com/the-politics...

A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!

babylon 5 is crazy because a single episode will be like, ivanova's rabbi investigates why she hasn't sat shiva for her father. meanwhile, garibaldi's boxer friend wants to fight in the space kumite against karate aliens

I know logically, and for people who aren't mentally ill, taking a day off of mostly just being a blob and working on your computer but while laying in bed with the golden girls playing in the background SHOULD be a day that makes one feel more relaxed but it made me feel gross like I have bedsores

new game idea

If you make one more app that makes me register a new username and password when it could have been a regular-ass post on a regular-ass website you will never see the light of heaven

For @aftermath.site, I have lived for more than a decade with a whole ass PC hanging out in my living room. The Steam Controller is for me specifically. aftermath.site/steam-contro...

If this post accurately describes you, you may enjoy the Steam Controller:

Go to the meat-market of a Saturday night and see the crowds of live bipeds staring up at the long rows of dead quadrupeds.

I gotta say Amy Goodman is the friendliest famous journalist I've met. She engaged genuinely with everyone she met at WNYC. Asked people their names and lots of questions. You can tell when people are just being polite and professional and this was not that. She's a real mensch

One of my favorite Yugoslav designs is the K67 modular kiosk. Injection molded modular plastic building often used for newspaper vendors, coffee shops and info kiosks. Could be linked together like legos. www.archpaper.com/2023/01/univ...

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

He would've hated the color.

patiently waiting for the "kids have rediscovered physical media" trend to discover and revitalize the MiniDisc

The future is wearing a wallet chain and huge cargo pants and a Zelda graphic tee.

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happy apfo / buddy bench collab single release day to all those that celebrate

Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business

bugs bunny: stop eating an entire bag of sour patch kids before going out to suck dick. daffy duck: never.

if you can't identify the hot guys, that means it's up to you -- you must add the hot guys and/or become a hot guy (of any gender)

everything needs at least 2 hot guys in it

going to Aldi's later. hope the roguelike aisle has some good randomly generated shit

Time to get middle aged guy jacked

what disordered slippery decks of a whale-ship are comparable to the unspeakable carrion of those battle-fields

No. Bring back Murder, She Wrote.

Ping me when this happens to Farscape

is there any way they can unmake it instead of reviving it

the classic game we all love to play, "am I starting another bipolar downswing or is it just the state of the world or is it both"

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.