Time to get middle aged guy jacked

what disordered slippery decks of a whale-ship are comparable to the unspeakable carrion of those battle-fields

No. Bring back Murder, She Wrote.

Ping me when this happens to Farscape

is there any way they can unmake it instead of reviving it

the classic game we all love to play, "am I starting another bipolar downswing or is it just the state of the world or is it both"

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

we have a new album out May 8th and a new song and video out now! Preorder the record and hear / watch the video here: linktr.ee/futureteensusa More soon. ❤️FT

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There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

every bridge scene in voyager is exactly this JANEWAY: can we- KIM: no. JANEWAY: what about- TUVOK: negative JANEWAY: is there? CHAKOTAY: if there is i’m not seeing it, captain. JANEWAY: mister paris, if you could PARIS: i’ll do what i can [cgi stock footage] PARIS: that had absolutely no effect

merino is overrated as a wool. why is merino in everything and you can't find blue faced leicester on any fucking label when it's got that beautiful sprooooing to it

fuck you I'll make it myself

I simply avoid these problems by believing that chatrooms fucking suck i don’t like using them

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guns are bad except for when Chow Yun-fat uses them

I know they look cute but i think we should be punking these delivery robots every chance we get when they’re rolling by us on the sidewalk.

really in favor of the new announcements on MTGA this afternoon. I've long said "you should not be allowed to concede while I, specifically I, John Darnielle, am milling you, you just have to sit there and keep watching your cards go into the yard" and that's exactly what they ruled. great work

The debate over whether plant-based milk counts as milk is silly. Milk is just juice.

terrible news, I refuse to believe it

Thinkin' about how shit looks.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Basically every GPU maker has close ties to the far right so that means graphics are fascist.

Cook enough meals with short grain rice and it’s like “Damn, we get why this was treated like currency back in the day”

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

Blocking all the people in the quotes going "uhhhh doy, XBC2 is bad actually ☝️🤓" because their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter

I wrote about one of my favorite movies ever made: Highlander www.patreon.com/posts/highla...

SACRAMENTO MUSIC HEADS: valentine's day solo set at MusicLandria, come thru <3

Saw a bunch of vids talk about how commendable a job Tim Walz had done navigating the whole situation, his decorum, etc. Fuck all of that. Because Tim Walz is a politician looking to uphold the status quo when it is so obviously awful, fuck him. Fuck all of them. They will not save you!

Despite AI's best efforts, I fixed my kid's AirPods through the collective power of human troubleshooting: aftermath.site/airpod-volume-...

Here's a fairly large and riotous flower oil painting on board that found a buyer. I think I only posted a photo of this in progress a month or so ago but not the finished painting. I won't attempt to name all the flowers but they're from my garden. #oilpainting #flowers #botanical

bad week 2026 day 13 - hot dog

your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"

it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since

BTW if you want the definitive old book of knots get the Ashley Book of Knots archive.org/details/TheA... bsky.app/profile/papa...

decided to learn how to crochet. it's awful!

star trek deep space nine

Pspspspsps. 📸 mariahcarb

Mark Briscoe is an excellent llave base!!! Great selling of la hechicera! Hechicero - LA HECHICERA | Running tijeras driver #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

We are loading out media locally in 2026. We are putting our fruity little bandcamp purchases on tiny portable players. We are running baby media servers connected to our routers. This is the year of FLAC.

fav gay bar overrun by straight people… : (

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

bad week day 4 - rat hole

Whole country’s got a river of blood under it, looks like ghostbusters 2.

Why are these babies REALLY here? 😳

Coyote Creek Solar Project in Sacramento County has been canceled. This was very poor site selection, w the company claiming it was bare ground, when, according to locals, it was largely great habitat with lots of trees and environmentally important. Some solar projects are stupid, believe it or not