Pre and post Sunday morning hot Pilates, I am the sweatiest 🥵

"and then everyone clapped"

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

This was a cute recording! And I’m happy to report Jade Jolie is the absolute sweetest angel - felt like we were talking Buffy with a long time friend 💜 Subscribe to listen ✨

It doesn’t hurt and I’ve used that machine at the gym a lot but I have…a bruise across my shoulders from my AM workout on the smith machine of the bar and it doesn’t hurt and I only noticed them after getting changed for bed but Jesus

This is not wrong.

Watch us wildly disagree on this god awful caca move

Her time in this week’s episode was fa too short but I’m so happy she’s officially back 😍😍😍

Maybe watching the FROM season premiere while eating dinner was a bad idea, since poor Elgin got his eye gouged out in last season's finale and, spoiler, it's still gouged out. WHEW.

First outside cardio of the year and Jesus I was so damn winded so damn quickly - good thing I had my inhaler

So, last week it was 91 degrees and, now, there’s a freeze warning

Big Mistakes is very good

Honestly mine is maybe both the worst + pissed me off the most - David Gordon Green’s The Exorcism Believer. The movie was so bad it made me furious and I left that theater so mad bc the writing was so bad. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy came close to hitting the same levels of pissed-off once I walked out

Opened Threads and oops I see the specific corner of the Heated Rivalry fandom that doesn’t understand how friendships work logged on to be embarrassingly loud and wrong. Millennials really learned how to weaponize progressive language and then never stopped doing it.

more like Lee Cronin’s The Exorcist Believer by way of the Evil Dead franchise with vaguely Egyptian

Got my ass kicked at bootcamp this AM

Watching (and enjoying) the new season of Beef but, more importantly, both Charles Melton and Oscar Isaac have never looked hotter

I recently had a student tell me he checks the errors in ChatGPT by then putting the writing through Gemini AI and I can’t stop thinking about it. I (semi jokingly) told him he was going to give me a nosebleed with that sentence.

I’m really into the idea of the X-Files revival about a new investigation team where Mulder and Scully sometimes pop up but boy does this make me even more mad about the Buffy revival cancelation

This recording was like a grief group therapy meeting - sub to listen!

Exactly one year ago today:

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

All economic reporting is like

This shit is so exhausting

Maaaan, my babyboy Mark Grayson can’t ever catch a fucking break and dear god do I hate the fucking Viltrumites - this season of Invincible has been nonstop insanity

“You’re calling me immoral? Well, how about I cancel care for children need, who’s immoral now?”

Scrolling through social media like

Man, Daredevil Born Again really is so damn good. I cannot believe this new episode made me feel for one of my most hated villains!

SEEYA NEVER JASMINE - thank god we're done with this arc. Season 5 is the fucking best and I can't wait to get to it.

lol actuslly meant to post this from my personal but same thing

This Veep reboot sucks

Hot Pilates before and after

I love this man so much? Also, were they all clenching listening to him say this??

Jury Duty, Hacks, Invincible, DTF St Louis, The Comeback, Daredevil Born Again, The Rooster - love there being a boom in new and returning shows I love for me to watch rn

Bootcamp this AM was my 7th workout in a row and I don’t have a rest day til Tuesday who the hell have I become. Also, love my gym husband and wife

I’m halfway through Pretty Lethal and it fucking RULES

me when I text “I’m on my way” before I’ve left the house

These fuckers only seem to understand what’s Right and Fair when they’re the ones being attacked - it’s almost like they all know everything they say is complete and utter bullshit

This whiplash where the president terrifies the world for a few days with unhinged threats and then says “never mind” and then there’s this implication that anyone scared of his unhinged threats was overreacting is very domestic abuse but make it a country.

Reminder

Just spent far too long looking for my phone, because i'd taken my glasses off and put my phone, locked screen dark face up, down on my pillow with the black pillow case jesus christ

This new episode of The Comeback is emotional terrorism.

As a kid, this logo was very confusing for me because usually it either signified that I was about to see my most terrifying childhood monster, Freddy Krueger, OR my faves the Ninja Turtles

Went to the nation’s only accredited circus school yesterday, Philly School for Circus Arts, and got some fun lessons ✨💃🎪

In anticipation of X-Men 97 s2, I've started posting more X-Men stuff and collabing on X-Men posts on insta from my pod - and of COURSE one of the first posts got a homophobic comment about Iceman and then the commentor got mad and said I was rude for calling him a stupid clown for his "opinion"

My very official Scream ranking (6 and 3 can switch spots , depending on my mood but the rest stays the same): 1 5 4 2 6 3 7

Been rewatching Blade Trinity and had fully forgotten Parker Posey plays THE cuntiest vampire

Reminder that I'm *also* covering this show on Patreon - and man does it still slap

Did not expect to cry so much at this week’s Invincible but here we are