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Fucking Christ, I went out to lunch and didn’t check my phone for a few hours and I hate how that now always mean I’ll need to catch up on some truly heinous news items like this, like a wannabe dipshit cop murdering someone. I’m just glad Frey isn’t sugar coating any of this.

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Leg day killed me this AM - gonna be walking like a drunk toddler the rest of the day, possibly the rest of the week

Got a fun rejection for my podcast right after getting a fun rejection at my teaching job. Living, Loving, and Laughing so hard I cry in 2026!

I sometimes think we go harder on folks not-in-power (who have *no power*) rather than the ones with actual power… …that being said, this statement, much like most of what Schumer says, is shit from the butt. Finger wagging? In 2026? Yeah, that will surely work on the GOP.

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

As with so much on the internet, “you don’t owe anyone anything” speak came from a well-meaning place but was quickly weaponized and now used as a reason to just be a total fucking asshole. Anyone who still talks like that is a red flag.

When you’re the only girl on the call bc @joeorgana.bsky.social stands you up

You click on ONE AD about straight couples therapy bc you’re like “how did this even get to me” and now your algorithm is nothing but ads saying stuff like “do you and your wife avoid each other at home because you don’t know how to talk to each other” even though I’m single and v gay!

I have been binging Castle Rock s2, 500 years later (I watched s1 when it aired and wasn't a huge fan) and have 1 ep left but I almost feel like if we're gonna go for the universe mashups let's lean in - gimme an entire cast of exact book specific main characters + monsters + LET HIM BE Pennyswise

In 2025, TV shows were full of killer needle drops. They truly had it all: ’90s rock, early ’00s indie sleaze, even a damn marching band! @ianxcarlos.bsky.social has a playlist for you

First workout of 2026 💪🎆

SF98's 2025 recap is outttt

lol at this text from @huffandstuff.bsky.social in our groupchat being the last text I got in 2025

2025 was hell, but there were a lot of queer pop culture moments to celebrate

Say goodbye to 2025 with this comprehensive look at the best queer pop culture moments from an objectively trash year! Courtesy of @ianxcarlos.bsky.social / @slayerfestx98.bsky.social popheist.com/best-queer-p...

Last workout of 2025 💪

I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money

renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there

My fave is when I was at a packed gay bar in NYC waiting to order a drink and Andy Cohen was standing shoulder to shoulder with me. He slowly leaned over and I was like “OMG ANDY COHEN IS GONNA HIT ON ME” but just said “excuse me” to me and then offered to buy a drink for the guy on my other side

Lolol I do not understand this but it made me laugh especially when it cut to Worf

In my mission to finish my year end lists, I’m 15 minutes into Good Boy and the titular role of said good boy has such a sweet face I know this movie is going to emotionally destroy me

Someone came on my pod’s comments on insta to tell me I was supporting Russian propaganda by posting about Heated Rivalry and I just love how truly fucking stupid everyone has become.

While cleaning today, I've watched nothing but Heated Rivalry reaction/review/discussion videos and yes, I am mentally ill.

Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.

We’ve arrived at that point between Christmas and New Year’s when no one knows what day of the week it currently is.

Can’t stop thinking about, talking about my fictional hockey boyfriends 🏒

Shane’s dad at the cottage:

Excited to yap about my hockey boyfriends 🏒

Post Christmas pump 🎄💪

LOCKED IN FOR A TRIP TO THE COTTAGE WITH MY HOCKEY PLAYER BOYFRIENDS AND THE TISSUES ARE FOR TEARS YOU PIGS

Watching the new eps of my silly little monster show before I get to watch the final ep of my silly little gay boy hockey show

I worked at a movie theater for 3 years and the wildest story about being open on Christmas was one year on the 25th a full on brawl broke out in one of the theaters and the NICEST manager got called a bitch and had a cheesesteak thrown directly at her head when trying to calm everyone down.

“I must defeat the child” - me, playing the new Mario Kart Wold with my nephew

Murderbot is checking the perimeter. Ilya and Shane are going to the cottage. Even in the darkest times, our imaginations create places for love and safety.

I just was quickly explaining the plot of Oz to @adamstraughan.bsky.social and I had to pause after sending this bc lol I can’t believe this was a show I watched at 13

Got outgunned this AM but still had a good workout 💪☀️

Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.

This was a fun recording! A relationship columnist AND a therapist as guests to discuss the Riley/Buffy relationship and breakup ✨

Jacob Tierney is so real in all these interviews

Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a rivalry can be even deadlier if you heat it.

“Such Great Heights” by The Postal Service but it’s about how unwell I am over the Heated Rivalry boys

I can't sleep and Mrs Doubtfire is on and man what a wild movie that, if it came out now in 2025, conservatives 10000% would've said promoted grooming and DEI and whatever other bullshit words that when you ask your dad what they mean, he can't define them we live in hell

Both of my tricep tattoos have been super itchy all week tbd if this is an omen or my skin is just extra dry

Ah yes, they’re upping this rhetoric - that’s why my WHITE DAD said to his GAY PUERTO RICAN SON that you don’t see white people on TV anymore and white kids don’t get into college “because of DEI” If my Puerto Rican mother was still alive she would’ve fucking slapped him. I sure almost did.

Do you think anyone believed the pizza delivery guy from Home Alone when he got back to work and told everyone an old man didn’t tip and then shot at him with a Tommy gun?