I’m so damn exhausted and slightly jet lagged but time to get my ass up and do a full day of a convention 💪

I’ve never been on a plane before where someone *actually* tried smoking but that changed today - two douchey bros got in trouble for taking turns vaping in the bathroom.

I was packed and ready to go but foolishly waited to zip my suitcase up til I called my Lyft and the zipper…broke off. So I had to scramble to repack in a smaller suitcase and my god I’m sweating in my Lyft and our arrival time at the airport is now 10 mins before check in closes and I may barf

Friday morning therapy before my flight to LA this afternoon 💪✌️

V excited for this weekend!

Once, at a happy hour in Brooklyn, we were talking about songs we’ve had sex to and I told everyone how I, a very gay man, lost my straight virginity to this song and the woman sitting next to me, whom I’d just met, said she was friends with the lead singer of Fastball and just text him that story

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I’m so jealous of people who can just fall asleep anywhere at anytime not caring if they’re being filmed because they’re the fucking president of the United States and they’ve spent weeks insisting they’re the most awake person ever

This exact thing is happening rn

I went to NYC for less than 24 hours this weekend and had more alcohol than I've had in YEARS and spent all Sunday hungover - but boy was it all worth it

I’m hungover in Penn Station on a Sunday during Pride month. We are so back.

Just jumped down every flight of steps in the parking garage and ran for my life to try and make my train to NYC and the conductor stared right at me as I touched the train as she shut the doors and didn’t break eye contact as they pulled away. Kinda respect that level of Not Giving A Fuck

Survived bootcamp this AM 💪🌈

Friday therapy 💪

I’m seeing folks talking about the new Scary Movie being bad and I’d just like to be a buzzkill and say not a single one of those movies has ever been actually funny. Y’all trick yourselves into thinking something is funny bc of the meme-ification of + nostalgia for late 90s/early 00s movies

We love a surprise baddie ✨ ICYMI: @ianxcarlos.bsky.social @brettwhite.bsky.social + @blackgaycomicgeek.bsky.social talked Daredevil: Born Again s2 YouTube: youtu.be/VlwruiWcmNM Spotify: tinyurl.com/ymr2s2nr Apple: tinyurl.com/42k9mkkr

An episode of The X-Files where Mulder and Scully investigate the backrooms

Tonight, a younger straight gym friend asked where I’ve written for and when I mentioned BuzzFeed, he stopped me and asked, “Did you say BuzzFeed? What the hell is that?”

Kicking off Pride getting the worst spit-roast of my life with severe depression and the adderall shortage hitting me all at once

Okay I’ve thought about it and Backrooms is like the lovechild of the show From and the book House of Leaves with rooms designed by David Lynch (all complimentary)

Let’s see what fresh hell today will bring

Okay but like, what’s the bathroom situation like in the Backrooms?

We come at this from two VERY different perspective - but this was a fun chat

I was given a trigger warning about the Hack finale and, very surprisingly, the internet hasn’t spoiled it for me but a bitch can assume so I’m tearing up just at the “previously on”

This is how I’ve looked at everything for the last week

Honestly, few things feel as good as getting revenge

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George would love AI. Elaine would call George an idiot for using it, while secretly using it for work. Kramer would say it's great til it kills us. Jerry would have no opinion til Sally Weaver (played by Kathy Griffin) used it to write her jokes for her Netflix special and it ripped off his jokes.

Had therapy this morning

Sitting in standstill traffic in the rain on my way to the gym in one of the worst moods and I feel like my driver’s side windshield wiper not working is the thing that’s really gonna do me in

Hold on, just need to scream loudly in my car real quick

A small moment of joy for today

it took me fucking forever to nail down this image but we closed out my favorite season of Buffy with a great group of queers!

I just wanna be able to expand a post on my insta discovery tab without it suddenly turning on my volume automatically! I have my phone on silent 24/7 because I *dont* want things like that happening

JACK NICHOLSON 40yrs ago on the corporatisation and conglomeration of the Film industry & Hollywood.

I seriously hate these people so damn much (sorry for reposting AI)

I’ve been noticing this a lot online and Jesus it makes me feel old. Revisionist history about stuff that was 20 or so years ago and folks legit arguing in defense of said wrong thing - like that person saying how the internet had as much pushback as AI!!!! I was alive when these things happened!

I can’t tell if I’m getting sick or just depressed

Had to take my inhaler halfway through bootcamp this am but we made it 💪

I know logically, and for people who aren't mentally ill, taking a day off of mostly just being a blob and working on your computer but while laying in bed with the golden girls playing in the background SHOULD be a day that makes one feel more relaxed but it made me feel gross like I have bedsores

The way I’m still recommending Girl Talk’s Feed the Animals and All Day to everyone and anyone in 2026

Just realized that is NOT Ian Somerhalder in The Boys (a show I never watched) playing The Deep, but it IS Chance Crawford - I got my hot celebs I share a part of my name with mixed up

Been having back to back to back to back days of, "what the fuck am I even doing"

I love Jessica so damn much!

This teacher in NJ would like to test that theory

Playboy created a Bluesky account and their first post is to complain about AI. They already understand the Bluesky userbase better than the bluesky devs

War, disease, AND famine? Tr*mp’s never beating those antichrist accusations.

I was on a freelance writing panel at my college back in November and a student asked me my thoughts on AI and I made a fart noise and gave a thumbs down - they all laughed. Every one else on the panel, who answered after me…..talked about how useful it can be as a tool to help with your writing 🥴