I can't believe I have to root for the Dallas Cowboys, but I have no choice since the Chiefs are pro-drunk driving.

When Marina Shafir assumes leadership of the Death Riders, she should make winged eyeliner mandatory.

I like Swerve, and I'm happy he is back, but he needs to mind his own business.

It would be hilarious if the Kings traded Zach Lavine for Anthony Davis.

Hangman is much more compelling when he has reason to be sad.

It's very weird how pro drunk driving the Kansas City Cheifs seem to be.

Finally, Hangman Adam Page's reign of terror as AEW men's world champion is over.

It's pathetic the way Excalibur started sucking up to the Young Bucks as soon as they won a million dollars.

Mark Briscoe must have decided to join the Don Callis Family even if he won.

It's about time someone ended Brodido's reign of terror.

Darby Allin shouts when he speaks like he's a contestant on Big Brother.

I played trivia at a bar last night, and one of the questions was, "Which Greek god is associated with hedonism?" Literally, all of them was not an acceptable answer.

Mark Briscoe obviously wants to join the Don Callis Family so he has more options for childcare.

Why did AEW give Bob Caudle the Hulk Hogan treatment?

Thekla and Zev from Lexx are basically the same character.

Bryan Danielson has been no fun since he got suffocated.

To honor our nation's veterans, my wife and I are watching Vampire's Kiss starring Nicholas Cage

It's obvious that Mark Briscoe wants to join the Don Callis Family but is too embarrassed to admit it.

I'm pretty sure the crowd in Houston is chanting "guns up" at Cash Wheeler, not Bullet Club Gold.

I was surprised to hear Toni Storm say Bryan Danielson smells like hemp since he obviously smells like clams.

It was foolish of AEW to introduce a new title when people still find the world titles impossible to understand.

Major League Baseball is going to introduce another rule to benefit everyone in the off-season. Shohei Ohtani will be allowed to take as much time as he wants to warm up when he's pitching, and the opposing team's batters will no longer be allowed to warm up at all.

Blake Snell saying the Blue Jays got lucky after game 5 is probably the funniest example of a Dodgers player buying into the hype.

Surely, the Dodgers losing game 4 was a masterstroke of 3d chess.

Why isn't anyone freaking out that Sting came back a few weeks ago and hasn't been seen since?

Who else is looking forward to listening to Joe Davis and John Smoltz talk for three hours about how Shohei Ohtani threw a perfect game last night?

I'm beginning to think that Shohei Ohtani told Rob Manfred that it makes him sad when people talk about anyone else who plays baseball.

Blake Treinen looks like a neo-Nazi from central casting.

It's really cool that the home plate umpire is apparently a huge Dodgers fan. He must be hoping for a ring.

This post is to keep track of weird and incorrect calls during Sacramento Kings games.

The thing I am most looking forward to about the World Series is learning what the narrative about the Dodgers is going to be. My guess is they are gonna stick with the Dodgers being underdogs somehow.

If Darby Allin was really willing to die for AEW, he would have done so at WrestleDream.

Darby Allin's new AEW patriot character is an interesting foil to Jon Moxley's evil AEW patriot character.

My Wrestledream predictions. Samoa Joe Toni Storm Takeshita and Okada Mark Briscoe Moxley Mercedes Mone's opponent The Hurt Syndicate Thekla The Young Bucks

Come on then, and remove him.

"the jedi council sent me to the beach that makes you old."

I am not a big fan of icps music and never really participated in the juggalo culture but juggalos love weed soda and pro wrestling and that makes them allies to me

Darby Allin is completely devoid of charisma. He needs to become a clown if he wants to succeed as a wrestler.

I am happy that Hitler is dead, and I don't care that saying so is against the rules on Bluesky.

Mariah May didn't make the cut for the battle royal on NXT? Good for her.

It is hilarious that whenever WWE releases someone, it is made extremely clear that it was a unilateral decision by WWE.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

This is AEW's fault. If Tony Khan hadn't invented guaranteed contracts, this wouldn't even be news.

DONT KNOW WHY MY BRAIN IS LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL FIST GOD WITH BOTH HANDS

I got added to a weird list because I don't think the Democrats deserve any credit for the protests.

Super Mario Bros (1993) is a cyberpunk movie. No, I will not be taking questions.

This guy is a bot and a liar. I don't want anyone to think I'm tough. I would much rather be perceived as too weak to bother with.