Boney Danza
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Jamie Hayter dresses like a character from an Austin Powers Scooby Doo crossover.
about 2 months ago
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I can't believe I have to root for the Dallas Cowboys, but I have no choice since the Chiefs are pro-drunk driving.
about 18 hours ago
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When Marina Shafir assumes leadership of the Death Riders, she should make winged eyeliner mandatory.
1 day ago
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I like Swerve, and I'm happy he is back, but he needs to mind his own business.
1 day ago
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It would be hilarious if the Kings traded Zach Lavine for Anthony Davis.
1 day ago
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Hangman is much more compelling when he has reason to be sad.
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1 day ago
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It's very weird how pro drunk driving the Kansas City Cheifs seem to be.
5 days ago
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Finally, Hangman Adam Page's reign of terror as AEW men's world champion is over.
5 days ago
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It's pathetic the way Excalibur started sucking up to the Young Bucks as soon as they won a million dollars.
5 days ago
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Mark Briscoe must have decided to join the Don Callis Family even if he won.
5 days ago
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It's about time someone ended Brodido's reign of terror.
6 days ago
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Darby Allin shouts when he speaks like he's a contestant on Big Brother.
6 days ago
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I played trivia at a bar last night, and one of the questions was, "Which Greek god is associated with hedonism?" Literally, all of them was not an acceptable answer.
8 days ago
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Mark Briscoe obviously wants to join the Don Callis Family so he has more options for childcare.
8 days ago
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Why did AEW give Bob Caudle the Hulk Hogan treatment?
8 days ago
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Thekla and Zev from Lexx are basically the same character.
13 days ago
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Bryan Danielson has been no fun since he got suffocated.
15 days ago
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To honor our nation's veterans, my wife and I are watching Vampire's Kiss starring Nicholas Cage
16 days ago
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It's obvious that Mark Briscoe wants to join the Don Callis Family but is too embarrassed to admit it.
19 days ago
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I'm pretty sure the crowd in Houston is chanting "guns up" at Cash Wheeler, not Bullet Club Gold.
19 days ago
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I was surprised to hear Toni Storm say Bryan Danielson smells like hemp since he obviously smells like clams.
22 days ago
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It was foolish of AEW to introduce a new title when people still find the world titles impossible to understand.
22 days ago
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Major League Baseball is going to introduce another rule to benefit everyone in the off-season. Shohei Ohtani will be allowed to take as much time as he wants to warm up when he's pitching, and the opposing team's batters will no longer be allowed to warm up at all.
27 days ago
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Blake Snell saying the Blue Jays got lucky after game 5 is probably the funniest example of a Dodgers player buying into the hype.
29 days ago
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Surely, the Dodgers losing game 4 was a masterstroke of 3d chess.
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30 days ago
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Why isn't anyone freaking out that Sting came back a few weeks ago and hasn't been seen since?
30 days ago
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Who else is looking forward to listening to Joe Davis and John Smoltz talk for three hours about how Shohei Ohtani threw a perfect game last night?
30 days ago
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I'm beginning to think that Shohei Ohtani told Rob Manfred that it makes him sad when people talk about anyone else who plays baseball.
about 1 month ago
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Blake Treinen looks like a neo-Nazi from central casting.
about 1 month ago
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It's really cool that the home plate umpire is apparently a huge Dodgers fan. He must be hoping for a ring.
about 1 month ago
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This post is to keep track of weird and incorrect calls during Sacramento Kings games.
about 1 month ago
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The thing I am most looking forward to about the World Series is learning what the narrative about the Dodgers is going to be. My guess is they are gonna stick with the Dodgers being underdogs somehow.
about 1 month ago
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If Darby Allin was really willing to die for AEW, he would have done so at WrestleDream.
about 1 month ago
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Darby Allin's new AEW patriot character is an interesting foil to Jon Moxley's evil AEW patriot character.
about 1 month ago
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Professor Freaksworth
about 1 month ago
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My Wrestledream predictions. Samoa Joe Toni Storm Takeshita and Okada Mark Briscoe Moxley Mercedes Mone's opponent The Hurt Syndicate Thekla The Young Bucks
about 1 month ago
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William Shakespeare
about 1 month ago
Come on then, and remove him.
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Jennifer 🍄
about 1 month ago
"the jedi council sent me to the beach that makes you old."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
about 1 month ago
I am not a big fan of icps music and never really participated in the juggalo culture but juggalos love weed soda and pro wrestling and that makes them allies to me
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Darby Allin is completely devoid of charisma. He needs to become a clown if he wants to succeed as a wrestler.
about 1 month ago
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I am happy that Hitler is dead, and I don't care that saying so is against the rules on Bluesky.
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about 1 month ago
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Mariah May didn't make the cut for the battle royal on NXT? Good for her.
about 1 month ago
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It is hilarious that whenever WWE releases someone, it is made extremely clear that it was a unilateral decision by WWE.
about 1 month ago
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wargen
about 1 month ago
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
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This is AEW's fault. If Tony Khan hadn't invented guaranteed contracts, this wouldn't even be news.
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about 1 month ago
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cassiebot
about 1 month ago
DONT KNOW WHY MY BRAIN IS LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS I WILL FIST GOD WITH BOTH HANDS
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about 2 months ago
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I got added to a weird list because I don't think the Democrats deserve any credit for the protests.
about 2 months ago
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Yeet Pray Love
about 2 months ago
Super Mario Bros (1993) is a cyberpunk movie. No, I will not be taking questions.
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This guy is a bot and a liar. I don't want anyone to think I'm tough. I would much rather be perceived as too weak to bother with.
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about 2 months ago
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