PRETZEL and ONE SALT BAGELS

Tried to make a new cover/header photo of a picture of my favorite pretzel bagels but it mostly just emphasizes the center holes of the bagels so it looks wrong 😂😂

@spookysamuel.bsky.social do you smell like concert cum water?

I explained in short the situation to my non wrestling friend and then I showed him the pic on the left and he started laughing It’s almost getting depressing at this point 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

Deciding to not wear my glasses after work leads to things like me thinking it said I got a text from the Ambassador Bridge

This is Bear, Australia's most famous koala detection dog. After a decade of service, he's retiring. He's located hundreds of injured or displaced koalas after forest fires. We're told his retirement will be filled with rest, cuddles, and maybe a little mischief. 15/10

Name one positive thing any of the religions have done - oh what’s that every major religion has been used as a reason to justify genocide against those who aren’t the same? Yeah yeah okay

I have had to watch people make excuses for people who choose to be their religion and then use that choice to try and deny my right to exist as a gay person so as a gay person, every single religion should get bent. I don’t care if I’m mean to people about it anymore

Religion is evil and I will not be nice to any religious person on this website. I don’t give a fuck it should be fucking banned.

hahaha thats amazing😂

I love this so much! Toronto doesn’t have canals, but we have two rivers and a lake.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

If a detective ever tries to talk to me I will end their entire bloodline

Ariya Daivari shares a meme from YCSM Simpsons Wrestling Memes ☺️ #AEWDynamite #PremierAthletesRule

Just a fair warning to any authorities If you ever cross my property, you won’t be making it out vertically.

I usually love Garrett Dillahunt but fucking hate him in Sarah Connor chronicles

Alex Windsor showing support for Willow Nightingale 🥹❤️ #AEW

I’m loving the second season of Sarah Connor Chronicles

The nickelodeon generator was for the kids, this one is for the millennials - the Saved By The Bell logo & font generator is live now! And if this is nostalgic to you, remember it's time to refill your blood pressure medication.

Also...PWG is owned by Excalibur and Super Dragon. So, turning 'MyAEW' into a PWG archive would be...a thing...that could be done. 🤼

Sorry I don’t know what else to tell you I’m evil and I’m not going to be nice to people who have chosen their allegiance

A Mamdaddy appearance would make it even better

If you don’t want me to rain hell down on you Don’t go work for a place that is going to send talent to the trump pedo White House UFC event. Anyone who chooses to work for them deserves whatever is said to them, about them and whatever about of times they trip and fall on their face no being nice

Ella Longtooth wishes she had the amount of talent Kacey Musgraves has in her fingernail Kacey plays with Mariachi bands that were detained by I C E Ella Langley would play the ICE gala

Nothing is more depressing at how fast the last 20 years has gone especially the last 10

Rintrah and Crimson Dynamo #Marvel

New Switchfoot song is giving Hello Hurricane I’m not Christian but they’ve been one of my favored bands for decades New song is very good though

Charli XCX knew I needed something gave me a song that sounds like a mix of The Xx, Imogen Heap and Goldfrapp wonderful 😍

My other conspiracy theory is that this existence is a simulation of some kind because sometimes I truly cannot believe that we are stuck with some of the dumbest fucking things that have ever lived ever of things that have ever lived

Would anyone else like me to rip earth in half like I was opening a plastic Easter egg

You mean WWE’s job over the last forty years of providing comfort and cover for Nazis and especially Pedos?

I’ve seen enough, it is time for me to go Galactus and eat the planet. Humans don’t deserve it. Sorry if you’re being deployed, don’t, break your contract because it makes you look like you support pedo Nazi Epstein distractions wars.

How I currently feel about *looks around everywhere*

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

YOU GUTTED USAID! An immoral and STUPID decision that creates serious risks!

Charles Xavier in Multiverse of Madness???? #DoctorStrange #Marvel

While I’m in love with Chris Gorham, Bryce Johnson is also a stud Also I love Mary Cherry and Ms Glass #Popular

Abomination #Marvel

Juggernaut #Marvel #XMen

I’m watching Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K. and it’s so fun

My love for #Sade is infinite

Get it On Tonite by Montell Jordan is on and I feel old lol

I love how Tony dying pretty much left Doctor Strange as Peter’s father figure along with Happy lol

Oh hey Andrew Garfield Spider-Man My back is also aching I hate how hot I found the Spider-Man on Spider-Man scene 😂

The first scene with all three Spider-Man’s has me crying at work