just saw a picture of a completely naked woman on here, stay safe everyone

*puts V8® Low Sodium 100% Vegetable Juice in the bong because we trying to stay healthy

To find your friends again-

just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Dickanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop-culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

lolwut

to beat back reform the tories need to hold their next convention on Lynchburg va

Noel: on your marks Alison: get set Noel: Baaaaake! Me (taking the longest bong rip ever): bluurreghghgggcuffcuff

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

It takes a lot to impress me, but this is fucking impressive.

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favorite bit from the far side book is when he describes trying to come up for a caption to this one before finally realizing it doesnt need one

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

Gaels stay winning

if the chiefs win, they'll have the same record as the Panthers this season. damn.

Durham, North Carolina Pop: 424,700 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durham,_North_Carolina Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=65033863 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4435565 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=65033175

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

go pack

this website is too puritan

ai bad

this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls

NIXON: this, uh, “frog guy”… EHRLICHMAN: yes NIXON: it’s all the networks! gyrating like that - in front of kids! despicable, (inaudible) kissinger’s people HALDEMAN: we’re looking into it, sir

how will this affect my Farm Merge Valley save

tlaxcallans, 1519:

When this thing finally has a downturn again they're gonna be like "10 trillion dollars of wealth just DISSAPPEARED, and you're laughing". And it's important to realize that the ten trillion never really existed in the first place

I think it would be funny if he was worried about children being convinced to become Puerto rican

bari Weiss is a "liberal" relative to maga the same way north Korea has a social democratic party

Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive

does no-one stop to think how insane it is to suggest it’s dishonourable to the memory of two murder victims to protest the blockade of relief for a man-made famine

Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this

Companies do shit like this and then go on their investor calls and say shit like "eighty squintillion people use our AI features every SECOND

SO I GOT BANNED AGAIN FOR SAYING AOC SHOULD CHUCK SCHUMER

embed looks like that one slint album

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

my god

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

went to a hardcore show :)

creating a new type of website called individual media

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

luckily I don't use Tylenol I use good old fashioned acetaminophen

trumps america means ur pbr bottle caps no longer correspond to a playing card #sad

"the market responded" the N&O needs to get a better opinion writer

this is cultural appropriation he should have played bladee

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

As long as we're going after late night hosts, it was outrageous that Jay Leno was permitted to use public, FCC-regulated airwaves to falsely claim that "presidential kneepads" exist. I looked like a FOOL in front of the White House tour guide.

9/10 pedophiles endorse cuomo for mayor, and the 10th allegedly hung himself in his cell