POV ur a PBR *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *Burrrrrrp* *crushes you* *throws you*

favorite bit from the far side book is when he describes trying to come up for a caption to this one before finally realizing it doesnt need one

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

Gaels stay winning

if the chiefs win, they'll have the same record as the Panthers this season. damn.

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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

go pack

this website is too puritan

ai bad

this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls

NIXON: this, uh, “frog guy”… EHRLICHMAN: yes NIXON: it’s all the networks! gyrating like that - in front of kids! despicable, (inaudible) kissinger’s people HALDEMAN: we’re looking into it, sir

how will this affect my Farm Merge Valley save

tlaxcallans, 1519:

When this thing finally has a downturn again they're gonna be like "10 trillion dollars of wealth just DISSAPPEARED, and you're laughing". And it's important to realize that the ten trillion never really existed in the first place

I think it would be funny if he was worried about children being convinced to become Puerto rican

bari Weiss is a "liberal" relative to maga the same way north Korea has a social democratic party

Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive

does no-one stop to think how insane it is to suggest it’s dishonourable to the memory of two murder victims to protest the blockade of relief for a man-made famine

Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this

Companies do shit like this and then go on their investor calls and say shit like "eighty squintillion people use our AI features every SECOND

SO I GOT BANNED AGAIN FOR SAYING AOC SHOULD CHUCK SCHUMER

embed looks like that one slint album

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

my god

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

went to a hardcore show :)

creating a new type of website called individual media

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

luckily I don't use Tylenol I use good old fashioned acetaminophen

trumps america means ur pbr bottle caps no longer correspond to a playing card #sad

"the market responded" the N&O needs to get a better opinion writer

this is cultural appropriation he should have played bladee

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

As long as we're going after late night hosts, it was outrageous that Jay Leno was permitted to use public, FCC-regulated airwaves to falsely claim that "presidential kneepads" exist. I looked like a FOOL in front of the White House tour guide.

9/10 pedophiles endorse cuomo for mayor, and the 10th allegedly hung himself in his cell

I keep my blood pressure in the 300s just to flush all the toxins out

I HATE DRIVING

go bucs

someone teach the Panthers how to hold a football

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

drank 291 bourbon from Colorado and that shit is ass. don't buy bourbon that smells like an attic

New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Moses parting the red sea

It is shameful that people keep trying to shoehorn their own agendas into this when it’s clear he would have wanted us to permit the building of more and denser housing in high-demand areas all around the country