A true poet...

Abscond with me on a turn-of-the-century dirigible so I know it's real

Do you think we could stop the president if we steal the declaration of independence

why did I draw this

it may feel a little like homework, but i genuinely think people should read the lincoln-douglas debates to see what the practical politics of anti-slavery looked like in an environment where the public was neutral to hostile to the question of emancipation

"they're gentrifying mastic," i whisper to myself

I don't know the person who wrote this line in a Nintendo Power circa 20+ years ago, but I want them to know I think about it all the time: "It's a-me! Mario! Holy ravioli, where did all a-the graphics go?"

I'm in the news!

My voice-to-text changed "God forbid" to "Government" and If That Ain't Fascism,

Reentering my backwards baseball cap era

the 'tism schism

I missed something online today what is the autistic rapture

"This is setting us back as a society hundreds of years." Me, sliding beads back on the abacus with a furrowed brow, after patiently waiting for everything to evolve into crabs for decades: Goddamnit

Prayers or spells or vibes or whatever, I don't care, I just want my cat to start eating again

I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities

Stop giving us AI integration we want Windows XP

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

get squished idiot

Pivoting from Civil War to Mental Health Awareness like the Spirit Halloween turning into a Spirit Christmas

I know ppl say this a lot but I think it weirdly hasn't sunk in yet: once China's fossil fuel use starts to drop, our *entire species* usage of fossil fuels will mostly follow the same trajectory. Massive new @ember-energy.org report out today on China: ember-energy.org/latest-insig...

May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.

I'm on social media exclusively to reply guy people and give my sister notes on her posting

I wear my skeleton all year, but starting tomorrow, it will be socially acceptable to pull out all my bones to share with friends. Spooky season is upon us.

Fern sees an alien

Fern studies the blade.

Fern survives a flood.

Fern does magic. Ancient comic from the Fern archives, notable for the birth of Rocky

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

the people you write about are the people who stay with you

im so stressed out this week that i keep forgetting im getting an mri on friday lol

the thing is if you have a six hour day for eight hours pay & full employment you now have time to enjoy walking your dog. to cook yourself something at leisure. to enjoy taking care of your dwelling. the answer isn't magic robots. it's unions, it's workers getting the means of production

have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Some flowers got Balls

The 2025 Swordtember prompt list is here! ⚔️ #swordtember

when jd vance takes over do you think he will order new couches for the white house

Honestly this could be any of the old men who all meet up for breakfast at my local dunkin every single day

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

so there i was, slamming in the back of my dragula when all of a sudden i saw a woman fleeing domestic violence

shampoo bottle creatures

god i miss windows xp

The closest Target to me is in a college town so anytime I go there I feel like an old woman

Help im seeing MCR in a week and I dont know who to ask to come with me

melania constantly refreshing the tl

Thinking about who I might've been betrothed to if my hometown did betrothals

I'm not Under the influence. I'm Over the influence. I am Uninfluenceable

Posting about an inappropriate time to be Under the influence