He in a liddle box

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

Would be awesome if my intrusive thoughts didn’t tell me to pour my drink into the baggie of irreplaceable 70-year-old love letters from my long-dead granddad

The One Who Take A Large Fee To Appear At The Omelas Comedy Festival. 'So what's the deal with the kid in the cellar? An I right or am I right? '

Kid on the school yard is currently encouraging his classmates to finish their jogging by yelling, “good job, big daddy. Let’s go, big daddy, come on big daddy”

It took me 11 years but I finally made it from the parking lot to the big nickel

Also I went to elf school with my niblings who actually naturally just look Like That.

Having a really good summer

Guys I love Santa’s Village so much

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

I thought this was one video thumbnail instead of two shorts side by side and went “damn the guests on financial audit are getting craaaaazy”

I painted some seagulls today, why do they scream at their own feet sometimes lmao

Jumpscared by my own wet armpit hair lookin like a wiggly worm in the corner of my vision 💀

It doesn’t 👏 mean it’s 👏 not hard 👏 just 👏 because 👏 it’s common👏

Put a fan in your belly get strong 💪

Becoming aware of your own physical form

delete chapter one. delete chapter two. delete chapter three. delete chapter four. delete chapter five. delete chapter six. delete chapter seven. delete chapter eight. delete chapter nine. delete chapter ten. delete chapter eleven. chapter twelve is your first chapter now

Call me temmie cuz this bigch going back to colleg

www.nytimes.com/badges/games... uh yeah we dabble

Have you guys seen that one dinosaur movie Jurassic Park?? It’s like really good you should totally check it out

Ohhhhhh goddddd I just remembered orangutans are critically endangered ohhhhhhhhh my shayla nooo

Received a message on tumblr dot com yesterday

Cat sit funny

Me rattling off dangerous storm alert stats, checking the weather, saying we should go inside My mom, on Face Book: “oh my god. Look at this coyote”

Being filmed and harassed and posted on Facebook for no reason sucks, but also, now I have some great drawing references of myself from the back so that’s actually kinda dope. Didn’t know my hair did that lol

FAMBILY

i hate it here

Getting online for the first time in 24hrs to see The Updates

MISS FRIZZLE GAY 👇👇

Dorothy Ann… I don’t think that hat is keeping you dry….

More like Liquid Ass amirite hahahaha

Saw this thick bitch at the library today and LITerally fell to my knees out of joy That title??? Woof I’m gonna hurt so good later

I am trying to look busy so I don’t get talked to beep boop beep boop

free paestine

*crab-walked

just write it lol

The brick wall of Montréal 🧱 Yesterday, Ann-Renée Desbiens set the record for most saves in a game with 63! | Hier, Ann-Renée Desbiens a établi un record avec 63 arrêts, le plus grand nombre jamais réalisé dans un match!

coochie eczema

4 police cruisers at Red Dress Day feels like a bunch of duck hunters surrounding a protected wetland but ok sure

IT’S LIKE THIS

Dear god venlafaxine is a needy, attention-seeking little drug, u forget about her for a couple of hours and she’ll treat the inside of your skull like a rage room

me when I get so frustrated/overstimulated by someone’s texts that I just chuck the phone and leave the room for hours (AHA)

[unclenches]

No before pics but I cleared out a part of the room that has been an inaccessible pile of bullshit for 2+ yrs now and it feels SO GOOD, I am SO STRONG, I WIN

anyway it's finally my turn for sunrise on the reaping from the library and I'm

Parallel parking more like "oh god what's behind me is it too close where am I oh god surely this is fine I better move to give that guy more space -" then u get out an there's 5 goddamn feet of wiggle room

not sure what to write? well. you're fucked. it's over. sorry