get you a girl who can be manhandled by ICE and federally indicted on bullshit charges and STILL show up to do the work. proud of you, @katmabu.bsky.social.

Bryce Harper disconsolately drinking a room-temp pint of raw milk in the clubhouse right now.

america

WGAE members at CBS News 24/7 are fighting to protect their livelihoods during a period of uncertainty in broadcast news. Layoffs, editorial interference and political pressure have all become existential threats that need to be addressed with a strong union contract. FAIR CONTRACT NOW!

Oh god it was a ghost wasn’t it

For anyone up late and eager to be pissed off: Ohio Republicans have introduced a bill that would require every pregnancy to be registered with the state and given a "certificate of life" jessica.substack.com/p/ohio-gop-w...

As we first reported in last night's @semafor.com media newsletter, NOTUS is rebranding/dramatically expanding. In a memo to staff this morning, the organization said it plans to "launch this new version of NOTUS under a new name" and double staff from 50 to 100.

yessssssss

it would give me small but real comfort to believe some corner of Trump's brain is both lucid and engaged enough to be listening to his Iran briefings going "hooooooooly shit, I fucked up," but I think we all know better, and it's upsetting to be cheated even of THAT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I’m so glad the Oscars made time for a 10-minute long Bridesmaids bit instead of lovely speeches from sincere below-the-line winners. (The play-off cue has also been VERY abrupt which is even more of an asshole move)

Dude we got 60 excruciating seconds of the Pullmans bombing to present an editing Oscar but you had to cut off the K Pop guy at the knees? That was bullshit.

You can’t do a bunch of stupid comedy bits and then play people off when they’re having the biggest moment of their life. It’s bullshit.

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

THE shot

A reminder that the Academy shamelessly and wrongly fired a lot of its archivists variety.com/2024/film/ne...

It's nuts when you place cinema within a larger art history context of ways of seeing, going back to cave paintings. And it took til now for one woman's way of seeing to be recognized as best in a medium that is more than a century old. smh

It only took three hours for someone to decry war and genocide.

Fuck yeah Javier Bardem #Oscars

FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.

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Pope Leo XIV 👏

Jimmy Kimmel gets in a quality shot at CBS

Mr. Put That Sh!t On

Finally, an Oscar musical number from a film that understands music.

this can just be the rest of the broadcast it’s fine

This Sinners number wasn’t just one of the film’s most dazzling moments, it was one of FILM’S most dazzling moments.

I just closed 2 browser tabs I’ve had open on my phone since 2020 and 2021.

let’s check in on how 2026 is going

All this was a choice. I can’t get over how all of this was a choice. A plurality of American voters saw corruption, bigotry, pandemic, economic crisis, coup attempt, and criminal conviction, then opted for more.

It’s a tie for me whether not knowing a Kennedy is Catholic or referring to WASP as an epithet is funnier

Shakespeare naming his son Hamnet was easily his worst piece of writing

EVERY FVCKING VOTE COUNTS

“She had been released on the streets of Pittsburgh — roughly an hour from her home, in a city unfamiliar to her — by ICE agents five days earlier.” People need to go to prison for this.

The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.

Colorectal cancer is the leading cause of cancer death for people under 50, according to a new @americancancersoc.bsky.social analysis, which also found “Nearly one half (45%) of new diagnoses are currently in individuals younger than 65 years, up from 27% in 1995.”🧪

UN diplomats revel in US setback at women’s rights forum www.devex.com/news/un-dipl...

"Don’t know if you don’t go." Lawmakers, visit prisons and witness the realities of excessive sentencing, understaffing, overcrowding, and family impacts. Use FAMM’s guide to lead positive change. #VisitAPrison Get started here: https://pulse.ly/oqujhygp4h

Ya’ll… @bittersouth.bsky.social doesn’t miss

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

With Teddy Roosevelt obvi @nationals.com

if this sucks i will never recover

Sooo in all those words she did not say “I don’t support trump or anything related to him.” You ca support animas without partying at MAL 🙄

That's about half of what it cost for USAID for a whole year www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

I knew that the Department of War shot a missile into a school & killed 175 civilians, mostly children. This is learned today: Secretary of War Hegseth had cut the teams assigned to prevent such tragedies by 90%. www.npr.org/2026/03/11/n...

This is gonna go under the radar with free agency going on, but it’s nasty work by the NFL