on that shit that makes you go AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

ok but we’ve learned laws don’t really matter anymore, the governor should just act and sign the new seats into law just like texas and florida. fuck it

We're so sorry for making Falco unfuckable, we're dipping the artist responsible in sludge.

May the 4th be with you 🌌

the only thing government does these days is erase black voters, denounce hasan piker, allow us to be infinitely spied on, and approve of grinding childrens corpses into a paste in the middle east

technically every fps game is a point and click game

people that spend 18 hours a day playing a video game that makes them angry will say that someone wanting to be called “they” is mentally ill

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

He is riven

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

HAPPY "THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE ZERO ESCAPE GAMES STARTS TODAY" DAY the one and only that will be watch out for snails

Happy Mario day!

what about a Wishmaster tv series where every episode there's a new wish and you don't know if the djinn will be a fuckin prick about it or not. so if a nerd wishes to make his high school football team you dunno if you're getting a rousing underdog story or the wholesale slaughter of youth athletes

howling WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? as I surge through the breakfast buffet line like a snowplow

I just started Pokopia and I'm a little peeved that nobody told me it's basically Dragon Quest Builders 3??

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Director's cut Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.

Democracy is dying in America. ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous. We need real leaders - not career politicians.

This kind of soda fountain always reminds me of how chickens use the same hole for peeing, pooping, egg laying, and fucking. It's like slurping Fanta right out of a cloaca

In all cases the best way to watch a movie series is in the order they were released. It's kinda odd anyone suggests otherwise.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead

Chips challenge would probably make a good dnd dungeon outline

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

Sorry, but being nice to 🧊 after they've outright murdered US citizens is what's gotten us to this point. We cannot rely on traditional law enforcement or voting to solve this. Our communities are being harmed by our Gov. Time to fight back. No more murders of our people.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.

Omg did he do Venezuela because he wants his Zero Dark Thirty?!?!

Like Hot Ones but it’s for moist towelettes. It’s called Wet Ones, and it’s sponsored by Wet Ones, and every week the only guest is Conan and every week he almost dies

old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

‘CLAIR OBSCUR - EXPEDITION 33’ has won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards, the most for any game ever • Game of the Year • Best RPG • Best Narrative • Best Art Direction • Best Score & Music • Best Game Direction • Best Debut Indie Game • Best Independent Game • Best Performance (Jennifer English)

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is GAME OF THE YEAR at The Game Awards

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

time to be obsessed with "no talk me angy" Godzilla

math is probably my favorite metroidvania

I'M RIBS!

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Broke: James Bond is a codename Woke: James Bond has used science to keep himself functionally immortal for 6 decades Bespoke: James Bond is a time lord whose first incarnation was Daniel Craig who went back in time after NTTD and became Connery then Lazenby then Moore then Dalton then Brosnan