JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

The horrors persist and so do I. We're so close to the Séance at Blake Manor, let's see if I can save more people. Live now, come say hi twitch.tv/mrtomftw

ITS SO GOOD

Holy shit the Nine Inch Noize set at Coachella is kinda incredible. NIN may have the best live show in the world at this point. No mean feat when you consider Trent Reznor is 60

Saying Red Dead 2 is your favourite video game of all time is proper Best of The Beatles ass shit

One of my incentives when doing charity streams is a piece of pixel art. Someone requested Seigmeyer of Catalonia from Dark Souls (aka "Onion Knight"), and I was kinda slow in actually doing it but I took the time last night. This is about 1 hour 30 mins of work

I kinda expected this and I'm still disappointed

✨ 12 hour charity stream!! When: Saturday 18th April, 9am - 9pm Where: twitch.tv/briekenberry Who: @bowelcanceruk A week today is my first 12 hour charity stream this year! It’s been a while since I did one so I’m really excited 🩵

Please enjoy photos of cherry blossoms against a blue sky that I took this morning

Ben Shapiro on Hot Ones but instead of eating wings he's just drinking the milk He's still sweating and crying

at the dentist for my first ever filling. ✨bricking it✨

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment. Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

According to reports, US Officials have tried threatening the Vatican specifically involking the Avingon Papacy - when the French monarchy used military force to control the papacy and seven consecutive popes were based in Avingon France www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-rea...

So Trump and his Pentagon MAGA sycophants threatened Pope Leo's ambassador, saying: "America has the power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.” Pope Leo just doubled down on his message. Please repost if you stand with him as we do! 🔥👏🏻

Ben Shapiro on Hot Ones but instead of eating wings he's just drinking the milk He's still sweating and crying

The NES launched in America 1986, Australia and Europe 1987 The Xbox 360 launched in 2005 That means the 360 is now older than the NES was when the 360 launched

A reminder that ALL billionaires are the enemy. 'Good Guy Gabe' is every bit as loathesome as all the others. He's just smart enough to keep off social media and out of the spotlight while he enjoys the 24/7 party lifestyle on his FLEET OF MEGAYACHTS.

According to reports, US Officials have tried threatening the Vatican specifically involking the Avingon Papacy - when the French monarchy used military force to control the papacy and seven consecutive popes were based in Avingon France www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-rea...

I cannot pretend I'm above this sort of thing 😁 (Resident Evil Requiem spoilers) #residentevilrequiem

it is inarguable at this point that there will be not one day of peace not one second of returning to any workable international status quo until israel is disarmed entirely

Thatcher's still dead. 13 years 🎉🎉🎉

I am not supporting Putin with this statement, cos fuck that guy. Are you seeing why Russia don't want NATO countries or bases near their borders now?

I can even fly in the sky. お空も飛べちゃいますっ☆

*The Séance of Blake Manor spoilers* I discovered Mr Skerritt's plan, and to be honest I wasn't too sure about it... twitch.tv/mrtomftw

Dolly Parton might be the one good billionaire

I love how they're trying to pretend its not Charlie Simpson fronting President. "oooo people say its Charlie from Busted but the band haven't commented" like its not immediately obvious from his voice let alone the people who have done deeper dives into their shared management and PR and all that

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Yoshihisa Kishimoto, creator of the legendary Kunio-kun and Double Dragon series, passed away on April 2. Initially reported on Twitter, the news has since been confirmed by Famitsu magazine. He was 64. www.famitsu.com/article/2026...

V8s. Let me tell you how much I've come to love V8s since I began to shop Chevy. There are 387.44 million miles of road that fill this country. If the word 'V8' were written on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the appreciation I feel fo

I've eaten too much chocolate. Come see if I'm sick patsy through my stream Starting now: twitch.tv/mrtomftw

I am a member of the "Billy Hatcher is worth playing" club (I bought a copy new back in the day)

Thanks Usher

Isn’t it weird how “AI literacy” being pushed on students isn’t about learning how it works, the cost of how it works, learning to spot disinformation, media and tech literacy. But instead is just “employers will like it if you get it to write your emails :)”

egg

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

Lets get your Easter Weekend of to a good start, the end to Wide awake club before we heading over to the south bank for this mornings programmes, from Easter 1987 Watch out for "It shouldn't happen to a vet"

Hey remember when actor Jonathan Majors had those allegations which lead to him being dropped by Disney? So he got on the "anti-woke" grift? Well he and his co-star fell through a window on his Daily Wire produced new movie due to lax health and safety measures deadline.com/2026/04/jona...

It's nearly egg time, but in the meantime I'm live on Twitch where we're going to a city of raccoons. I hear it's residents are evil though... uh, requiem? Anyway, join me won't you? twitch.tv/mrtomftw

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

Just diesel at a casual £2 a litre on the M6 earlier today

April 2nd, the day when websites and platforms take down the fun and inventive features they introduced the day before as a joke

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

Days since pulling on a door clearly marked "push": 0

So it's an illegal invasion with the goal of expanding Israeli territory by land theft. Imagine the BBC writing with this cowardice about any other invasion. It's time to admit the BBC cannot be trusted on providing objective and fair coverage on Israel, and instead operates as purely propaganda.