springkids valentines day cards from 2022 💝 just added to the secret club with their original rough sketches

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

it is not the most important thing about the new ball culture-themed cats revival that it will probably make donald trump really really mad but it’s a very funny fringe benefit

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I’ve only been a Cenobite three days and I’ve already heard Pinhead say “let’s raise some hell” at least as many times. And yeah we call him Pinhead

“ugh can’t we just have one politics-free zone” i dunno dawg probably not while the secret police can just walk into your home and shoot you

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

free username to a good home: patti lupon farr

if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away

abolish ICE and spend it on restoring our strategic Muppets reserves

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meanwhile Canada is making money selling anti-protestor vehicles to ICE and handing people to them at their southern border

Seeing yet another 'using whistles is disablist' piece circulating: for the 40 millionth time, using disabled people as cover like this is disgusting and calculated to prey on people who are anxious about doing the wrong thing. Doesn't escape notice that white people are the worst offenders.

Mayor Mamdani names criminal justice reformer Stanley Richards as NYC’s new Department of Correction commissioner Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails system @gothamist.com @wnyc.org gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

and she’s implied to be mixed-race herself, which is plausible for a French colonial aristocrat at the time like she is. another layer in the cycle.

It’s also funny since Orson Welles gave Eartha Kitt her start onstage by casting her as Helen of Troy in a version of Dr Faustus in…1950.

The moon rises in the cross of Trinity Episcopal Church, Jackson avenue, New Orleans

when @twiliteisntlit.bsky.social is giving me the rundown on jim steinman’s college musical:

WHAT

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

sir can I help you?

CATHERINE O'HARA???????? IS DONALD TRUMP EVEN IN THIS THING?

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I saw her in the live concert version of Nightmare Before Christmas probably about nine years ago & will always think about her doing Sally’s Song w/ the saddest expression I’d ever seen from her and her hands clasped like a child at a recital. Perfect physical performance w/o mimicking the screen.

Catherine O’Hara. One of the best to ever do it.

One of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. This is bullshit.

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I can’t sleep so I’m finally making good on my intent from a few years ago to actually watch Star Trek and it’s kind of startling hearing “jackass” used so cavalierly on a show from the 60s. Also why in the hell is there an Irish pirate or whatever this guy is in the future

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

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and the indigenous population gets to share in almost none of that

I remember during Ilhan Omar's first month in Congress she faced down warmonger Elliot Abrams in a congressional hearing and demolished him for supporting death squads. Now her first reaction to being sprayed with a mystery substance is to march at the guy with a raised fist. She is brave as hell.

I’m sorry, but there comes a point where opposition to religion becomes as sure a way to wedge your head up your ass as getting hung up on religion itself. This is what we want them to be doing, my guy. We *want* them to look at their book and make positive and constructive decisions based on it.

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

okay fellow white people, they're doing this because they believe this will appease us and it can't the only way forward is the dissolving of the agency totally fuck them abolish ice is the ONLY way forward

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

I already fell in the snow both yesterday morning and today. This evening I managed to roll my ankle trying to maneuver over another snowbank to get to a bus stop and this time I just fully ragdolled back into two feet of snow and let the angels take me.

There are exactly zero ICE agents psychologically prepared for Philadelphian Heckling. They will be throwing themselves into the Schuylkill within a week and we will be laughing at them for pronouncing its name wrong.

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do you actually think nobody in the US knows about Indian boarding schools? do you actually think this is about thinking *only* Canada has had these horrors? why is your first response to “just as evil” to interpret it as meaning “worse actually” and not “pretty much the same”?

biggest “oh my god Mamdani’s actually doing it” moment so far: discovering the bathroom at the 36th St station was unlocked, stocked, and clean, and it smelled nice to boot???

Mayor Snowman Mamdani

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.

the name of the ICE agent who murdered Keith Porter is Brian Palacios www.latimes.com/california/s...

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me. It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.