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Indiana AG sues Indianapolis Public Schools for 'thwarting' federal immigration enforcement

Only one man can save us

Look, I know I'm a progressive so maybe I have a blind spot here, but one of the most consistent patterns in American politics of my lifetime is a GOP president running the country into a ditch, then a Dem spending all their capital picking up the pieces, and the cycle continues...

@schumer.senate.gov what are you doing to address the Lakers doing this shit again

Kid came in to my room this morning telling me that school had a 2-hour delay because Google AI said so. It was wrong. He is now radicalized for the Butlerian Jihad.

every single person that tried to claim that they were a feminist, a liberal or a progressive, while Just Asking Questions about this shit? it’s now starkly clear what side they’re on. plausible deniability out the window

Cynicism is scientifically sub optimal. The cynic doesn’t see opportunities when they arise.Don’t perceive when there are tensions&conflicts btwn opponents to exploit. It is good to be cautious&observant but cynicism is a posture of defeat. It is giving up in fancy dress. I’m sad but never cynical.

Omg puka

Don't make your career path dependent on the whims of a single app

Well this is the dumbest fucking thread I've ever read

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

This is how I find out Paul made the leap to blue sky, terrific quote

What in tarnation

The Martyrdom of St. John the Evangelist, Flemish school, 1600

Good morning friends… be gentle with yourselves today

You are allowed to celebrate good things that are happening today: your birthday, a book coming out, new baby, new puppy, seeing your favorite piece of art in person, etc. Joy is the knife that stabs into the heart of despair & apathy. Feel your joys, big & small, & share them widely & loudly.

You better fucking watch this video, it cost us $375 million.

NYT Games and Cooking are BEHIND THE PICKET LINE. Please don’t play or engage with Games or Cooking content while the strike lasts! News coverage — including election coverage — is NOT behind the picket line. It’s okay to read and share that, though the site and app may very well have problems.

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The biggest difference between this quote and Hilary's "basket of deplorables" moment? The last 8 years. There's no more illusions about what Trump and his supporters are.

First they got to see their favorite comedian at MSG, now this. Quite a week for these guys!

OMG COMMANDERS

I have some bad news about the state of sports media

A top Trump campaign figure having direct contact with Putin is something we spent years after 2016 nailing down evidence for, and now it's just like "yeah that makes sense"

History books will call it The Palmer's Hog Address. Seventh graders will be required to memorize and recite it.

What can unions accomplish? Personal popemobiles for all

Baseball

This is a pretty remarkable exchange from Trump’s Univision town hall in Florida tonight. Note the dismay on the questioner’s face. x.com/kamalahq/sta...

If you’re just coming over here from old Twitter I don’t fuck with any doomerism so leave that shit at the door

BURROW

Make a movie better by adding lmao "LMAO YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

I love "defense is for nerds" games

How could you possibly be romantic about baseball

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🎶 I bless the posts on Nude Africa… 🎶

Good Lord Jefferson is unreal

One of those reasons why, while I'm glad mail voting exists, I can't trust anything but early and in person

Holy fucking shit

"I got involved with the taliban"

Lmao she really wanted to say "this motherfucker"

Bud that was such a softball

Dude you're handed a softball and you bring up Putin unprompted?