them: o guru what is the secret of life me: fresh dill. and more than you think you’ll need

happy rapture eve, everybody

pobody’s nerfect!

baby’s first homemade matzo ball soup

uva uvam vivendo varia fit

we don’t do the wave as a country anymore

I wish I loved something as much as Grandma Wearing Tight Jeans And A Mike Piazza Jersey behind third plate at Citifield loves Queens “We Will Rock You”

my first bluesky block!

just a reminder

oh thank god real housewives of salt lake city is back

This is admittedly a long one, but I had a lot to say today. Contains MOLLY FUCKING IVINS, the noble @johndevore.bsky.social and a hearty dose of Chad the Bird and much more.

sometimes, for breakfast, i like an untoasted raisin cinnamon bagel with butter and a cup of scalding hot, but very weak, coffee

heal me, carly simon

you’re supposed to change your kitchen sponge once a week????

i wrote about the movie 'alien' and i reviewed 'honey, don't!' and 'caught stealing' and a personal fave, 'brazil' 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/essay-ther...

the waterworld reboot is going to rule

heal me, carly simon

i wrote about the movie 'alien' and i reviewed 'honey, don't!' and 'caught stealing' and a personal fave, 'brazil' 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/essay-ther...

4. "Stew Kids on the Block," @johndevore.bsky.social Taste "You can almost smell the meats, acids, and hints of parsley and lemon, hear the ‘soups full of bones gurgling in the dark.’” tastecooking.com/stew-kids-on...

oh god what if i rewatch napoleon

Thank you, John.

"Perpetual stews are junk drawers in liquid form, made from bits and bobs. The people who slowly whisk these brews are part Dr. Frankenstein, part alchemist."—@johndevore.bsky.social for Taste Cooking tastecooking.com/stew-kids-on...

MORROW VERSUS KIRSH YEAH BABY

For @msnbc.com, I defend 'America's Dad' from the MAGA hordes. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

For Taste: A personal essay about stews, Covid, witches, memory, and TikTok Trends. All hail, mouthbone soup. tastecooking.com/stew-kids-on...

"fit check," shouts john, a human garbage bag

where is my standing o

my most conservative opinion is if shakespeare were taught more aggressively in schools we wouldn’t be so surprised when powerful people frequently turn out to be vain, selfish, prideful psychos

yes but are you really “here for it”

we live in a moment rich with heathcliff the cat jokes

we live in dark times but at least no one is using the word squee anymore

it would be a funny prank if, on my deathbed, one of you knuckleheads wheeled in a giant black monolith during one of my long periods of unconsciousness

dangit im always confusing my cryopod with my suicide pod

I am reminded of the time Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace for $500 million

It's really remarkable how pointless it is to publish anything!

We've had our differences Bluesky but joing me now to fight the popularization of the word 'sando'

i woke up this morning at 5:30, sat in the pre-dawn gloom and listened to belle and sebastian while chugging mugs of coffee

yutani’s 65 year plan to find and bring home a half-dozen murderous aliens wasn’t thought out very well

ever made a sandwich so good it became a sangwich

bruh im sorry for making fun of 'braveheart'

guess who watched 'braveheart' for the first time 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/essay-the-...

fucked up way to learn i didn't get the vogue job

guess who watched 'braveheart' for the first time 150wordreviews.substack.com/p/essay-the-...

He should fight the Predator

comedy is only funny when comedians are forced by society to live in the sewers far away from sunlight and human love after their sets are over

this is my era (middle-age)

I will be the left’s Matt Walsh

false autumn, real depression

I'll see you at My Dinner With AndreCon 2026, where thousands of superfans dress up as either Wallace Shawn or Andre Gregory