i apply the "madman theory" to most of my everyday interactions and relationships

so i make voice memos of my dog snoring so what

"how to be brave" johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

I just want to watch westerns all day

Celebrating demisemiseptcentennial of “Moby-Dick,” originally published in 1851. #MobyDick

"how to be brave" johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

MADISON AND TYLER ARE GETTING MARRIED

My 10 favorite films, off the top of my head* (one per director, more or less) Sunset Boulevard All That Jazz Goodfellas Barton Fink Little Shop Of Horrors The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Defending Your Life Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Tobe Hooper) Coming To America The Dark Knight

I want a pimento cheese sandwich

i had to double up the letters on each knuckle but as you can see this fist says "raymour" and this fist says "flanigan"

i had to double up the letters on each knuckle but as you can see this fist says "raymour" and this fist says "flanigan"

the devil wears prada 3: the pivot to vertical video

Love being in a throuple between a hospital that charges the maximum amount and my insurance which tries to pay the absolute least

“I used the dating app Tinder once, a long time ago.” johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

Declassified photos of Stasi agents modeling undercover disguises.

it rains diamonds on neptune

bone temple sweet bone temple

“I used the dating app Tinder once, a long time ago.” johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

instead of compartmentalizing my feelings i simply banish them to various phantom zones that exist within me

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

This essay by @johndevore.bsky.social is literally the only correct take on "Whiplash" that has ever been published.

you are such a

it fills my cup that luke evans is absolutely amazing as frank in 'rocky horror' on broadway and also the main villain in 'fast and furious 6'

my super spy go bag has a gun, of course, multiple passports, hundreds of dollars and euros and yuan, and assorted candies

it is hot but that also means it is the first olive oil with salt gelato of the season

***free toe pics*** johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

***free toe pics*** johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

is trump is a "mad king" who is his cordelia?

what i would give for a hypersleep pod

it's the american english civil war over on txitter

In these stunning chromolithographs from 1851, Jean Baptiste Vérany realizes his ambition — to accurately render “the suppleness of the flesh, the grace of the contours, the transparency and the coloring” of cephalopods: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/verany-cephalopods

look, i'm there's someone deep within the democratic party's machine who is THINKING of making AI-generated lego videos but they should not do that

is trump is a "mad king" who is his cordelia?

what i would give for a hypersleep pod

does anyone know what i should be doing

before rehearsals after school in high school we'd all sit in a circle outside the theatre and give each other backrubs was that a polycule?

all i want to do is write about contra dancing

here's another newport ad that is... incredible. that's right kids, in the 90s, smoking newports made couples feel like hula hooping with four hula hoops

Conclave 2: Avignon Papacy

i just put 8pm est in my google calendar

here's another newport ad that is... incredible. that's right kids, in the 90s, smoking newports made couples feel like hula hooping with four hula hoops

the pitt but it's running a remote digital newsroom on january 6 2021

Glad I quit. But miss it so much.

remember, capitalism's inspiring version of artemis starred katy perry

its true i admit it i still listen to polyphonic spree

I wrote an essay about one of my great loves (we broke up ten years ago). Give it a read. If you've never smoked, don't start --> johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

it’s kind of broken my brain that andy partridge of xtc is 72

Depluralize a movie: One Day Later

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