“In these difficult times, we can no longer afford to keep all the ghastly, mysterious men who haunt our catacombs on this organization’s payroll,” said Timothy O’Leary

the bourdain movie is called tony? what will a future biopic about tony danza be called

i would pay good money to vacation on an exact replica of the village from the prisoner

what an exceptional political system we have

“Two weeks. It takes two weeks for people to get over most things,” he said. I wrote about the radio, the internet, and our hot-take-based economy in my weekly newsletter for dudes, for dudes, and the dude-adjacent. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

“Two weeks. It takes two weeks for people to get over most things,” he said. I wrote about the radio, the internet, and our hot-take-based economy in my weekly newsletter for dudes, for dudes, and the dude-adjacent. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

Episode 002 of The STARLOG Podcast is live, and it is an amusing one! I interview David Koepp, among other things. It's on all platforms and YouTube and RSS. Here is the Spotify link: open.spotify.com/episode/63Md...

*rodney dangerfield voice* exceptional? yeah americas exceptional at making me pay out of pocket to see my urologist

park slope -> queens museum -> a half-dozen soccer games in flushing meadows corona park -> strolling by citiflield at peak fan arrival --> flushings for duck and dumplings --> pride on 5th im pleased to report the vibes in nyc are immaculate

One fun detail that got cut out of my Steven Spielberg oral history: Spielberg loves to sit younger directors down and make them watch WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?

i wrote about action movies and therapy for my newsletter, 'advice for men' or anyone who has ever met, or seen, even from a great distance, a man johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

i wrote about action movies and therapy for my newsletter, 'advice for men' or anyone who has ever met, or seen, even from a great distance, a man johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

(long sigh) johndevore.medium.com/cigarettes-a...

My favorite Sondheim song is “Being Alive” KNICKS IN FIVE

(long sigh) johndevore.medium.com/cigarettes-a...

whalefall > moonfall?

It’s the first-ever supernatural slasher holiday road trip movie with musical numbers and scary clowns, starring Sally Struthers, and featuring the art of Bill Plympton. We want you to be part of it!

i wrote about mashing meaty man mittens aka shaking hands for my newsletter about broness johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

I love the relationship between sportscasters and their microphones

I just talked about basketball with my good friend who also likes basketball

yeah im an old man yelling at clouds fuck those clouds

i wrote about mashing meaty man mittens aka shaking hands for my newsletter about broness johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

I can hear the roar of a dozen bearded middle aged freelance graphic designers drunk on IPAs at the bar down the street here in Park Slope

I tried to bond with my friend Andy but I texted him Go Knock instead of Go Knicks sigh

break a leg, knicks!

He was kind of beautiful

are they really building data centers or just more backrooms

"You have only today — this moment — and it’s not your last one." Alcoholic, addict, or no, I highly encourage you to read this wonderfully written bit of advice.

this is for you. all of you. yes, even you. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

what if they give joe rogan andy rooneys old gig

Gorgeous stuff from @johndevore.bsky.social (and not just for men!) and I hope he won’t mind that I consider this more grist for my belief that most drinkers are self-medicating their neurodivergence 💜

this is for you. all of you. yes, even you. johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

i watched a.i. again and we are what? a couple years away from traveling flesh fairs?

light ‘em up (no don’t) johndevore.medium.com/cigarettes-a...

yeah ill root for the knicks if you root for ragtime at the tonys

I’m not a huge sports fan but the Knicks are in the finals because NYC elected Mamdani right

"Elon Musk is losing the culture war; he just doesn’t know it yet. His whiny, white grievance and anti-DEI posts are becoming predictable. Boring. Viral filler. He has an enormous platform, but his messages are increasingly small-minded." - @johndevore.bsky.social

i wrote about my close personal friend elon musk for @msnownews.bsky.social www.ms.now/opinion/elon...

me? im a big william holden fan

i saw the mandalorian thursday night and i can’t stop thinking about the zero gravity rotisserie meat rectangle

mummy is short for mumther

"Lock in, John," he whispered to himself. But John did not lock in.

in this week's edition of my newsletter 'advice for men' where i write about BROS and FEELINGS and WHATNOT i pen an ode to THRIFT STORES which fuckin' RULE johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

in this week's edition of my newsletter 'advice for men' where i write about BROS and FEELINGS and WHATNOT i pen an ode to THRIFT STORES which fuckin' RULE johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...

i made some pretty nice cole slaw

frances mcdormand is the sasquatch of hudson valley — everyone has seen her at a distance

three hours north of nyc small town groceries: sandwich fixings, ice cream, coke zeroes, chips: $120, half tank of gas $52 jfc

it would be funny if his catch phrase was “im going to punish you!”

tell me open.substack.com/pub/johndevo...

tell me open.substack.com/pub/johndevo...