The hardest part of promoting my books is comparing my writing to classics people have heard of! But hopefully you'll find something a bit familiar to these in A Baker's Coven! 🪐📚💙 #FunnyFantasy #CosyFantasy

HOLY SHIT THE HAIL THAT JUST HIT WHANGAPARĀOA

Go early and see my cousin in law performing!

🧵 of my stuff that's 50% off on itch for the next 3 days. Lineages of the Long White Cloud, Omnibus edition: a 5e supplement that brings a ton of Aotearoa's native wildlife into the game as monsters, playable species, and even includes a mini-adventure ($7.50) Kiwi to kea, wētā to weka, we got 'em

Package from Aus been showing "Departed Country of Origin" since Nov 28. Checking in today and its suddenly cleared to fly out and booked on a flight instead. Seems like odd updates.

Erik sits down with an old friend for a deep dive into Sorcery: Contested Realm! From his early days shaping the world of #pathofexile to the art, philosophy, and mysteries behind Sorcery’s latest expansion, if you love peeking behind the curtain, this one’s for you: buff.ly/k2A8W54 #sorcerytcg

One of my reinterpretation of andalites, from Animorphs!

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

A zine folding time lapse of issue 16 of 52 Pickup which contains 2 playing card games, Black Spot and Captain Seven's Doubloons. patreon.com/posts/52-pickup-issue-108587697 #zine #cardgame #boardgame #tabletop

Why is drool so fun to say? It just rolls off the tongue.

To me, Christmas isn't about perfection or consumerism. It's about love and togetherness. It's about bellowing in harmony with the yule moose. It's about pulling wriggling parasites out of Krampus's nose. It's about bringing festive homunculi to life using cursed cranberries and alchemical tinsel.

Imagine having a billion dollars and wasting your time doing anything other than: 1. Reading novels in the bath 2. Making art 3. Traveling 4. Cooking and eating 5. Giving heaps of cash to awesome people and institutions who need it

My trail of dead? You wouldn't know us by them. They go to a different school.

Quit my job and spend all day writing books. Reckon I could do three a year if I could focus on it. Hire more artists and editors and such to get the quality up. Hire an assistant and someone to run promotion.

also did you know that a 0-dimensional point brane is called a p-brane? that's pretty funny, scientists.

Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte But the verye next daye ther came a wolf, Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost - And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars. Seek now myne hearte, Return it within a yeare and a daye: Thys ys thy queste

my favorite holiday meme

soph: so what do you think? me: let me get the advice of my council of eunuchs *pulling phone out* me, typing: hey... bluesky... need... some... advice...

Numbers are fun. 427 students at 8 charter schools is an average of 54 students per school. $10.9 million divided by 8 charter schools is $1.362 million per school. Or about $25.5k per student. State schools are 9k per student. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Commenting “obviously AI. Look how fucked up the hands are” on all my friends new baby pics

The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?

At the risk of repeating myself - I hate this fucn government more ever day. They are the most heartless bastards in the history of heartless bastards.

where my nerds at

Welcome to the Misplaced Kingdoms! Here's how "A Baker's Coven" begins. What sort of fantasy world does it make you expect? 🪐📚💙 #CosyFantasy #FunnyFantasy

today is primidi 11 Frimaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating wax

When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding

For Christmas, I hand-sewed less-than and greater-than creatures for my little niece. She wanted some villains for Number City, her world of number plushies.

Thanks very much to James for what was an educated and thoughtful interview. As advocates of building a sustainable game development industry in Aotearoa New Zealand, this was a real pleasure to share these insights. www.theguardian.com/games/2025/d...

Woohoo!! Special Olympics kick off in Ōtautahi next week! www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...

I like to make doll furniture by leaving full-size furniture in a rock tumbler for six months.

All I want out of life is a gay-ass stage play of Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment, drawing inspiration from Rocky Horror and John Waters. Everyone is a drag king or queen EXCEPT for Lieutenant Blouse. He needs to be the STRAIGHTEST man alive. I need Drag Discworld in my life. Pleeeeeease?

Guinea Pig Baseball is out now! A chaotic 2–4 player dice-and-paper game where every guinea pig bats at once. Outsmart the pitcher, sprint around the bases, and get six pigs back to the hutch to win. Free download, link below! ⚾️🥕👇 patreon.com/posts/52-pickup-issue-144647797 #boardgame #indiegame

Hoping my new book A Baker's Coven might fit into a list like this in future

📚Hey lovely people, since we're coming into the silly season, I thought it might be an idea to share my go-to cosy/comedy fantasy authors for a good, sanity-inducing laugh. If you're looking for an awesome read, you can't go wrong with the following:

Quality effort at Ōtepoti Dunedin Santa Parade today F.A.B Virgil

If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.

No. I don’t just draw dinosaurs! These illustrations were commissioned for the Feeding Without Jaws Exhibition at @lapworthmuseum.bsky.social Check out their website - www.birmingham.ac.uk/events/feedi... - for more details of the exhibition, which runs until the end of February. (1/4)

Badonkadonkey Kong

And the Sisyphus Advent Calendar is on the @nataliehaynes.bsky.social list this year! You still have a week to make yours… greekmythcomixshop.wordpress.com/2025/11/10/m...

I found out yesterday that The Dead South is playing the Auckland Town Hall in a week. I have been to both previous concerts, but somehow the algorithms decided not to share this with me all year...

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Character design work by Tom Oreb for Disney's TV commercial division (c. 1955)

Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️ That's what I call great ambassador

Just released a free playset for #NowhereHome! Set in the Forgotten Realms, play as monsters fleeing a relentless party of adventurers. samrobsondmg.itch.io/forgotten-re... Don’t own Nowhere Home? No problem! Download it for free below for this weekend only: samrobsondmg.itch.io/nowhere-home...

Leave little Saruman alone.

agues were invented by the apothecary industrial complex in order to sell unguents to the serfs

My little co-produced LGBTQIA anthology of poems and stories is 91% funded with 4 days to go. Can you help us get it over the line? Many of the authors in here have never been published before and profits from book sales will go to local charity OutLine www.thearts.co.nz/boosted/proj...

Grab your pre order now! danielvernon.bigcartel.com