Note to Self: Maybe don't post speculation about "surely this kink that is a combination of two or more kinks I cannot handle thinking about rn exists right?" You WILL get confirmation and you WILL be introduced to more advanced concepts you also cannot handle I stopped you THIS time

I do think this country would be a better place if we adopted more of a Lancreite style of government We have one Troop, who also has many other jobs, and the head of state has to help with the manual labor Also we would have Witches #Discworld

Oh you are rich and don't pay your taxes? Oh, it is just being smart? Gee, why do you think it is smart to hate The Troops?

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here‘s why Pope Leo was wrong to excommunicate the Priestly Society of Saint Pius X

Factorio is an Eggman Simulator? Preposterous Now if you will excuse me, I need to go excise the local wildlife to build an absurd factory in their place Feeling cute, so maybe I will trap a few of them in a giant mechanical Spider for the rest of their lives

reVoLuTiOnArY cYcLoPs Is An AnTi-HeRo

*Quiet, evil cackle* *Leans out of cubicle* Hey, theater kids, how many minutes are there in a year?

DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.

Rome has come a long way since Borgia dueled Ezio with a giant staff

Of course the trans woman that got charged for having the right license ended up at an Ashley Gavin show lmao youtube.com/shorts/K_5eB...

By the power invested in me deciding it is so two seconds ago, I hereby declare the month of July to henceforth be known as Lofi Girl Month, as well as Disability Pride Month

Don't forget to celebrate the most important anniversary happening this month The 4th anniversary of the end of Lofi Girl's Livestream on the 10th

Me, for no reason: hey, has the lofi beats stream finished processing yet?

New strategy for dealing with Christian right wing men: Refuse to call them anything other than Onanites For those not in the know: basically the equivalent of being called a Wanker by the Brits, but more shades of a Christianese shibboleth insult. And if they masturbate at all, it applies

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

Pope 👏 fight 👏 pope 👏 fight 👏

Doomed yuri

Rosalina is Trans No I will not be taking questions or criticisms So is Waluigi btw And T4T Wasalina is hands down the best ship in Mario, fuck you

Hear me out Scott Summers x Abigail Brand The true believer and the ultimate cynic It might be straight but I ship it

Scott Summers vs Captain America, no tools or special equipment. There is 100% guarantee that the surrounding landscape and or people will not be hurt because they are in an arena especially designed for this Cap doesn't get his shield ........Scott doesn't get his visor Heh

JIMMY OLSEN IF YOU NOT GON PLAY PASS THE FUCKING CONTROLLER

Look, here is the thing. Carol Danvers Specifically Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes Carol On the OTHER, GAYER hand.......ABIGAIL BRAND from Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes Carol may be an honorary X-Man, but BRAND Half mutant, half alien, all business youtu.be/7yH-83ZW3GQ?...

This meme is holding up

Look I just think it would be fantastic to do this in marvel or DC. Bring on the geneerfluidity. Of course the author would be driven off the Internet by transphobes And the queer people upset the character doesn't match their transness explicitly

Hey Are you trans? Do you like animation? Have you heard about the cartoon based off an Argentinian comic book about the genderfluid superhero who has a fem superhero identity and a masc secret identity? And a panther.....brother iirc? youtu.be/3tEL9u_TPTY?...

Be a "But" slut Replace all conjunctions with But Fuck off "and", "or", "nor" The But Sluts are coming through!

E. A. Adverts. They're in the game

*Squints* wait isn't that No No it isn't that aging white guy with a particular kind of now white beard and hair It is ANOTHER aging white guy of roughly the same age with a white beard and hair

Silence, Roku Shut up and be a launcher of my streaming services, and the streaming services only Fuck your quick start shit, fuck your store, fuck everything but access to YouTube, Nebula, dropout, and some of the others if I am feeling spicy that month

You all wish you had my power Reading a mass market paperback for like the third time and a page fell out after I finished reading it I just read that HARD (no shut up it cannot possibly be about the cheapness of the 2020s, it is because I am an all-powerful Reading Machine. Quit it)

Long-running, plot-heavy D&D campaign started by a bunch of dudes, played bi-weekly for years Then the DM needs a break and announces a lesbian Tournament arc. The DM and all the other women at the table are thrilled as everyone gets a break, some fun fights, and a beach episode

The more I watch @humanistreport.bsky.social report's latest video the more obsessed I am with this specific person Like *Shy giggle* can I buy you a ren faire chicken leg? Or *Squints* a Maple Candy? Or maybe I can go get MY plastic sword and we could, uh, duel youtu.be/9oiA0WSUKQs?...

.....I should binge Robin Williams's filmography

The energy I hope to foster in my local Queer Community youtu.be/7N-a72jEFh0?...

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

So for any trans people that are feeling down, let me offer you my view I don't think I'll make it through this. I am trans, I am disabled with compounding issues So I try to make what I have left matter and I will live on in my impact And when they come to eat you make them choke to death on you

The attitude Gnolls in my D&D world have about their gods

So you are telling me there are dudes names Marx and Bottoms running for the gubernatorial primary in Colorado here in Pride Month.... And they're REPUBLICANS?

If you are into sports and want to help trans people consider putting together open to the public but private trans-inclusive coed baseball, basketball, both types of football, etc games and/or leagues (depending on your organizational ability and sports focus/es)

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

For no reason at all I suddenly remembered the coordinated "Shit in the Seine" protest the French cooked up to fuck with the Paris mayor at a specific time so they would be literally swimming in shit People had worked out exact timelines so it would all arrive at the same time

Hey, cis dudes who have actually examined themselves and decided they are cis (more than just a kneejerk "haha no of course not", some actual introspection and consideration), you rock Not an easy thing to do with all the weird masculinitygender (not a typo) shit out there. Good for you

Thank you calendar, it is indeed XY Rotom Hotel Day tomorrow

IT ISN'T A STATE FAIR IF YOU DO IT FEDERALLY YOU DIPSHITS

So yes I am a soft trans person that is fairly quiet and is proud of the achievement of ataying soft in an increasingly hard and harsh world Here is the thing, though. I am the trans carrot. My friend over there in the Ankle Annhilator 5,000? They have (and are) the trans Whomping Stick

Tonight's story: The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish youtu.be/QUQfdAZIyF8

great piece by @evanurquhart.bsky.social assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Something something someone with a rope kink except it has to be a 1990s-era P/S2 mouse and/or keyboard with the like 20 foot cords something something Is this anything? I dunno

My reaction to seeing Zohran at NYC pride: holy shit he is out of control look at him LOOK AT HIM! He took his suit jacket OFF! He wore it when he jumped into a pool! This has me questioning the nature of reality itself