Yeaaaaah might need this one

🚨 There's a NEW item on the Dropout Store! A reminder from Brennan: laws are threats created by a dominant socio-economic group. And what better way to remember this, than on a t-shirt to wear close to the chest.

Some people on the internet: "Mpreg isnt real. It cant hurt me" Me: *chuckles evilly* Today, my friend, we are going to learn about seahorses

So.....hypothetically speaking. If I won the lottery, could I just give Winrar like 5 billion dollars and buy it for everyone?

Look I dont know much about Bad Bunny but I watched Monty Python growing up. I know better than to shit talk bunnies. Especially when they are Grammy winners

LOL EAT SHIT MELANIA #FizzVsGaming

Markiplier survived LA gangs only to be hunted by the government for making a movie that outperforms Melania 😔

Hey. Remember when Marvel tried to replace the misfit ragtag family of Mutants with the moon-dwelling clan Game of Thrones-at-home nobility that had a literal king (in the MCU and comics), and then it flopped so hard you would be forgiven for forgetting the Inhumans were actually a thing?

Me: Lockjaw? The Inhumans' teleporting dog? How does the good boy get dragged into this? And why? Inhumans haven't been relevant for like a decade *Googles* OH

Hot take: The first game-based isekai might have been published in 1871. The game? Chess. The protagonist? Alice The work? Through the Looking Glass Time until someone who is into works from pre-1871 "Well Actually"-s me? Countdown begins now

Who would win in a Hardass-Off: Red Foreman from That 70's Show or Deke Slayton from For All Mankind?

Matt Smith getting to go from being goofy Doctor to, frankly, villain(-ous) roles that suit him better as an actor than being a hero has been a fun path to watch

Really wish I hadn't k own the Dunk and Egg twist tonight from lore channels like 2 years ago. Ah well

Couldn't be prouder of Bad Bunny

I am starting a 40k rumor that St. Celestine can insta-trans you (but you must devote the rest of your mortal life to the Sisters and/or the Guard until you die in exchange). The Trans Cult of Celestine. Pass it on.

Dear body: I am in no way in as bad a mood as you are currently expressing to me that you are in. Stoooooooop. This world is shit enough without a brain/body mood mismatch

ICE are slave catchers and y'all want better trained slave catchers? Y'all want slave catchers with better rules? Fuck out of here

*looks up into sky* *kneels and holds hands together in prayer* So, uh, things are kinda ahit rn. I never really believed in you before, but if you're out there, St. Celestine, the world could really use your help. .......and/or would love to make out with you, Lesbian style.

Seriously, pick a mythological tradition—any of them, any where in the world—and you'll find the worst of punishments are reserved for those that violate the laws of hospitality Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried You do *not* do this

Ah yes, I hear far more people talking about the president failing to bring down prices than, uh, what was it? Oh, right, gestapo kidnapping people off the street, killing them, and throwing them into concentration camps

I am just gonna say it. People are always hyping up 1:1 authenticity in remakes but that is overrated. Look at York, look at New York. Look back at York. Thank God New York didnt try to stay faithful to the source material

In the light of tonight's electoral victory, Schumer is going to be falling all over himself to give up more ground and surrender even harder, lest we actually get Blexas

Summoning circle for a perpetual Blue Texas

HOLY SHIT Expect every member of the GOP to be shitting themselves tomorrow.

You get mad at ammosexuals because you don't like guns. They make my head almost explode because at least 50% of them are careless shitbags that treat guns like a toy/prop and they are going to GET SOMEBODY KILLED WHY IS YOUR GODDAMN FINGER ON THE TRIGGER FOR A CHRIATMAS PHOTO, WATCH THAT MUZZLE!

Artemis II is getting a wet dress rehearsal? *ponders if it is worth it* Fuck it. Do you know where else there is a wet dress rehearsal tonight? *deep breath* MY- *static* www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio...

So when Markiplier makes his own studio, will it be BumBun Studio, Markiplier Studio, or Distractible Studio (that becomes infamous for making movies with only three dudes. The same three dudes.....next movie about an evil Fridge mayhaps?)?

Markiplier's Iron Lung reportedly cost under $3M to make, and it's already made $9m million in two days. That movie is going to make great money, and apparently he self-financed it? That rules.

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Okay, but what if I headcanon Dr. Mel King as being the daughter of Hal and Lois post-transition?

On the one hand, women. On the other hand, Robert Carlyle being a weird little creature in Once Upon a Time

I know everyone is wondering so YES, I married him for his billions of comedy newspaper dollars, and YES, I am disappointed!!!

Oh yes, Mr Xavier, sir. Please lead the X-Men again. We just dug ourselves out of the hole from the last time you led us and led us into a fiery chasm. *turns to bookie* Now that he is in charge again he will be dead soon. RESET THE CLOCK! and the death pool. No not Wade. Dont let him in again

When I gone, I dont expect to leave a legacy. I dont expect people to remember my name Don't exactly want that, either. If people remember me I want it to be for a smile and a helping hand, that helped them go on for one more day.

Settler pogroms ran out the last 2 of (once) 120 Bedouin families in Ras Ein al-Auja in the Jordan valley. The settlers graffiti'd the horrifying "Third Nakba 2026" on abandoned structures. This, from the editorial board of Haaretz, a large center-left Israeli paper: Unpaywalled, next skeet

Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.

It IS nice being able to say "The last British video Essayist named Tom standing" and "Went out into the sunset under a Helicopter British video essayist named Tom" As opposed to "uh, one of the British video essayists named Tom, I always fuck up their surnames." I DO miss Helicopter Tom though

Look all I am saying is that the National-scale, train-based Hide and Seek Youtube/Nebula show is fantastic

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

ilhan omar is actually one of the bravest people in the world.

I think the dude is lucky he got tackled before she got there.

Yourself but as a cartoon

The right wing in this country is getting out of control.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Good morning ☀️

Not only do we deserve to celebrate wins for their own sake, loud and public celebration helps the cause. Celebration is strategic. Celebrate the fuck out of your wins.

Wait that is what Bovino sounds like? i never bothered to listen to him but that pipsqueak who dresses like THAT. Sounds like THAT???