Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte But the verye next daye ther came a wolf, Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost - And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars. Seek now myne hearte, Return it within a yeare and a daye: Thys ys thy queste

Happy #Whamageddon to all who celebrate

@whamageddon.bsky.social I have fallen. I have been summoned to Whamhalla. Whambushed by a friend’s Insta post 🤦‍♀️ after just 18hrs. Continue on without me. Be vigilant. Stay safe. #Whamageddon #Whammed #Whamhalla

Unbelievable!! #Whammed myself when trying to remove Last Christmas from a playlist. At least #Whamhalla has warm mulled drinks - so you’ll be cosy if/when you get here! Stay strong ✊ ❄️ Donating to #Greenpeace | #Whamageddon #Whammed

My unofficial terminology: Whambush: Caught by Last Christmas is a place you weren't expecting Whamakaze: Taking out oneself and other by playing Last Christmas on purpose Whampage: Going around playing the song for maximum causalties Whamnesty: Hearing Last Christmas outside of December 1-25

Stay safe out there people #whamageddon

It's that time of year when we play #Whamageddon! This year, if you get #Whammed, make a donation to a charity, for example GOSH at www.gosh.org and they’ll give it to someone special. Not sure of how to play? Rules below 👇 www.whamageddon.com #GOSH #GreatOrmondStreetHospital #Christmas2025🎄🎅🎁

I venture forth not with fear and trepidation today, but bravely holding my head high with my earbuds in whenever I go shopping..... Should I fall I shall prepare a place for those who follow and will see you in Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2025

According to u/DeverickYeet, from r/Whamageddon on Reddit: BBC Radio 2 went nuclear this morning, around 8am. Maybe get a fallen comrade to warn you whenever Scott Mills starts a track, if you are listening (no shade on Scott, he’s a very effective terminator).

And if/when you end up in Whamhalla, go right into Reverse Whamageddon, since every penny of royalties for playing the original song goes to charity. Do it on YouTube for the best ROI available by a free service!

*Taps mic* open.spotify.com/track/5fqJHu...

To the victors - we salute you. Your strategic vigilance (or pure luck) has secured your places among the 2024 elite. To the valiant fallen - those Whammed or ambushed in auditory minefields, we honour your bravery. We will rearm & regroup stronger in 2025. Dismissed 🕊️ youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

#Whamageddon #Survivor

I have survived #Whamageddon this year. Zero chance of hearing it before midnight.

Jdu spát, takže to můžu vyhlásit už teď, 20 minut před koncem! Vyhrála #Whamageddon, ňachááá!

@whamageddon.bsky.social I was just hours from a win when I went out for a last- minute shop and got Last Christmased down by a fire juggler in Bonn Square.

15 more hours to avoid #Whamageddon - so far so good!

So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/

Final day of whamageddon.

#whamageddon #whamageddon2024 Made It!!

It is midnight on Christmas Day. I have officially survived Whamageddon. Huzzah, or something.

We’re on the final straight - who’s still in?

Andrew Ridgeley says there is no point in him playing #Whamageddon (the track is edited out) ⛄️

Where I was Whamageddoned there were a fair few people in the street. I looked around, but no one else was showing any signs of also playing and being out. I felt so alone. Has anyone here ever been got in a public place & seen a complete stranger also throwing their hands up in the air at the loss?

Beware of this movie until 25th …

Rem vond het nodig een kaarsje te branden ivm mijn #whamageddon debakel. Wordt gewaardeerd.

Christmas shopping at the mall. #whamageddon

#whamageddon Man down! Taken out by a rickshaw in the west end at 16:38 yesterday! #Whamageddon2024

That’s me #Whammed - Ashley Storrie show on BBC Radio Scotland at 2222 (👀) hours. She showed zero remorse. Off to #Whamhalla for me. Stay strong 💪 ✊🎄 #Whamageddon

Your mission:

@whamageddon.bsky.social Everyone... Steel yourselves. Whamageddon is coming.

I am pleased to announced I survived Whamageddon for the first time ever - and considering its #1 that’s quite an accomplishment! Celebrating by listening to Last Christmas now. 😂

One month until Christmas Eve. 🎄 #Whamageddon officially starts on 12am on 1st December. ❄️ Good luck - invest in headphones/earplugs if heading into danger zones. 🎧 If you are #Whammed, post where is occurred and any stories of woe. 🎶 🎁