Maybe Donna Summer is love. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo&si=nvMQiLjZQTwrdlqY #jukeboxfridaynight #medicine ⚕️

Geese playing Frogger in my hood today.

Lovers staring at each other across an uncrossable divide.

Flying, through the clouds. Ripcord. Blossom. #sixwordstory

You know what? This is #medicine ⚕️ Comptine d'un autre été (Yann Tiersen) Rousseau #jukeboxfridaynight https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GOQcesn9udo&si=MH0TKMJTLVrnYYfI

I don't really follow England cricket anymore but checking the #ashes score like 🙈🫣🙈

Goofball on the lap. Early #caturday #catsofmastodon

🎵 Doctor, I got this feelin' Deep inside of me Doctor could you give me something Just to ease the pain🎵 Mylo v Miami Sound Machine *Doctor Pressure* [explicit] https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=492p1sCou_U&si=J7b_58oyzGibCJoS #medicine ⚕️ #jukeboxfridaynight

A window with a view of Mount Ngauruhoe, Aotearoa New Zealand for #fensterfreitag

When I saw my giftee match for #secretsantaaonz I thought - oh yay, I already know what they would like! Then I had a trawl and a follow and a read and thought uh oh, I'm glad I had a look 😆

Oh man. Went to the supermarket yesterday and bought several week's worth of food. Accidentally left a bag with all the chilled food and dairy in the car. Which has been in the hot sun all day. It's all gotta go in the bin :(

Any NZ Formula 1 fans know if Sky Sports has *exclusive* live race rights next year? I know they have rights, just not sure if it means F1TV *wont* have live races. I really don't want to have to pay Sky TV 😬

TIL: One skydive jump is 8 micromorts (one micromort is one chance of death per million) One infection of Covid-19 at age 55 is 4,000 micromorts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromort

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If I was a gay fella I'd be loving the cricket. The sauce in the commentary. The double entendres, I'm fanning myself as a straight dude. Oh my.

I haven't had KFC in at least twelve years. Swung by today to give it a bash, and they'd run out of chicken 😂 I'll try again in 2037 if I'm still about and keen.

Moon over Welcome Bay. #moonsofmastodon

A triptych at the beach #seasofmastodon

Barbecue bubble selfie 🫧

A restaurant porthole portal for #fensterfreitag

Relax your jaw and drop your shoulders Take some deep breaths Giggle wildly Touch grass Smile at the sky Drink some water You're doing great, and I'm proud of you. Luv you

OK this one nearly got me. My rego *is* due. It was just too polite for a government email, and I was like waaaaaiiit a minute.

The best thing* about Spring is the jet washing. If it doesn't move it's getting blasted. Don't stand still at my whare, fam. *OK but it's up there.

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@SecretSantaNZ/115521970457285582 Don't forget, sign-ups close on the 19th

I'll be muting my Vivaldi toot now. What was I thinking 😁

Couldn't be bothered to queue to put an actual bet on so did a 'virtual' bet of $100 on number four. Of course he wins. #christmasattheraces

Just Shootin' the Weeds Messing with the new nifty 50 lens on my Canon R50. These are weeds in my garden. #canon #noob

People who are fucked off with Firefox's AI crap might like to try the Vivaldi browser. It does a solid job of blocking ads and tracking and has some nice features, with no LLM shenanigans. They run a Mastodon instance too. https://vivaldi.com/ @Vivaldi

Surely that ain't right. Portishead | Roads (live) https://youtu.be/qj3QPx089g4?si=LPg0CbupL9Pxb1dk#JukeboxFridayNight #truthorlies

Ahhh being at the cricket is about so much more than the cricket. #sunsetsofmastodon #cloudsofmastodon

I don't know who needs to know this, but we're more than a fifth of the way through this myriad (10,000 years) already. #timeflies #gettingthere

Is it poor form to request a donation to a good cause, for #secretsantaaonz? Local families doing it tough, that sorta thing. I don't need anything sent to me, but if my #SecretSantaAoNz donated to something for their local kids and families, that'd be super cool. I should read the FAQ, I […]

Had a dream where I'd climbed the side of a house, then slipped and fell onto my back. Woke at 03:44 with enormous pain in my back. It's impressive manifesting but I wish I'd dreamed I won the lottery instead.

I was a bit concerned about this one being a scam, then I read the line: "Rest assured, you have nothing to worry about regarding this transaction." Anyway I'm going to be mega rich, nice knowing you all. :rickroll:

Looove this one @brena https://brena.nz/art/247/cloud-i

I'm still doing Japanese. I'm hatching a plan to return. This is not a waste of time 😅

6 year old overseas visitor is sick. Needs the doctor. It's $220 and a four-hour wait. In a waiting room full of screaming kids.

I see another "World's Oldest Person" has died. I swear that title is cursed.

PSA for my fellow lummoxes who have to return to work tomorrow: Alarms to re-enabled; shields up, and gird your loins. You got this.

Made a dance partner out of light #essjaxphotos #canon #noob

Well, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Venus is easy. #essjaxphotos #canon #noob

Oh so many people in my house So many

Forbidden bathtub

Oi, PZE488 Sort your parking out, that's just rude.

Moon and Venus tonight #sunsetsofmastodon #canon #noob

A cheeky Tūī He's saying "I'm not an addict, I can stop any time" @paulhellyer #canon #noob

Oh crikey I love my new camera (Canon EOS R50). I'm a noob, but venturing away from full auto and things are epic already. Mostly pics of fam and people so I won't share publicly, but take my word for it 😁 #canon #photography #noob

The last thing a chip sees #birdsofmastodon

[It's a New Year miracle #SportsBall] My football club are too good for English Football League One and not good enough for the Championship. They've been pasted by all opposition all season since being promoted, then today smashed 4 past a highly-placed team. 4-0 😳 Let's carry on like that […]

🎵 Sometimes I feel like Throwing my hands up in the air 🎵