Just a kitten avidly watching Cbeebies. Nothing odd here at all 🤷🏼‍♀️😆

Hahahahahahahahahaha *breathes* Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Why did they ask the bear of death to send a message to Sir David?!?! #paddington

As a resident of said county, the infighting, backstabbing and toddler level public squabbling is eye-watering - as eye-watering as the 9% increase on my council tax. I’m waiting for all the “but I didn’t think I’d be the one to suffer” posts in the coming months 😕

Travel: A lorry carrying coal has shed its load onto the westbound carriageway of the M62. A driver is being treated for miner injuries.

Cat #4 has arrived 🖤🤍 and is being very cute Cats 1, 2 and 3 are still to be convinced that this is a good idea

Thank you for your attention to this natter

When I win the lottery, I won’t say anything but there will be signs.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took Gorillaz

Oh it's so sad that Scott Mills is ruining the BBC family legacy started by his mother, Pebble.

You wouldn't be ”asking ChatGPT” anything if Max Zorin had managed to flood Silicon Valley in 1985

@garydc.bsky.social and I have reached peak coupledom…

Today is a good news day - 2 friends of mine have had very good news today, so I need a 3rd Who’s had some good news today then?

@garydc.bsky.social and I decided we were going to treat ourselves to a new turntable, amp & speakers for Christmas. We’re now looking at restocking our vinyl collection - thanks to parents not keeping our “crap” when we first moved out - & he came home with this for me today.

When no one really likes Christmas pudding, there’s only one thing to do. Jammy Dodger trifle.

Spotify recognising that I am indeed nowhere near the age advertised on my birth certificate. Nice.

Stay safe out there people #whamageddon

It has been raining for 21 hours straight. No signs of stopping.

Brought Foo Fighters tickets this morning - apparently prices started at £64 Ha For about a nano second I reckon 1620 people in front of me in the queue and by the time I got to the front, £142 was the price - dynamic pricing is just greedy.

#NationalBlackCatDay again?! Well ok :) #AGirlCalledSteve

Booked the annual chimney sweep for next month Not a euphemism

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Unsolicited Lick Pic

Out out

Tell me you’ve been to visit students without telling me you’ve been to visit students…

18 is in his second week at Uni. Saga of laundry day 1. Get 18yo to realise he needs clean clothes 2. ⁠have to go to laundrette because campus machines are broken 3. ⁠get there, lovely chap puts washing in while child goes and gets cash

Some people may say I have a Converse addiction. Some people would be right. Meet pair number 32 that arrived this morning 😉

If you see this, post with a concert pic you took

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture..

I thought I'd been raptured but I'd just put the wrong glasses on by mistake.

New shoes day Coz I’m an adult and I can 💙🧡

Tomorrow, I take 18 to University. I have done a “read me when you need me” book for him It’s been tough

My new tee 😉

Strands #554 “One for the Trekkies” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵 In about 20 seconds 🤓

2024 “return the sausages” 2025 “BAN the sausages” - author - the government IYKYK

Someone said RFKjr looked like a microwaved Mel Gibson and I can’t unsee it

Lords for the day to watch The Hundred final. The atmosphere is already buzzing and not a ball bowled 🏏

In 3/4 weeks time, we’re going to be empty nesters, with 3 of our 4 kids at Uni and one moved out. People keep telling us we’re going to be bereft. We, on the other hand, are trying to keep the excitement under wraps & the list of things we’re going to do hidden @garydc.bsky.social

A lunch well eaten ☺️ My mussels were nicer than the Michelin star ones I had yesterday #justsaying

I’m at Edgbaston with @garydc.bsky.social and it’s quite frankly marvellous. I wasn’t sure about The Hundred when it started (being a die hard red ball fan) but I love it :) So many young families here too 🏏👍

It’s #blackcatappreciationday so have a pic of the floozy that is Steve 🙄🐈‍⬛ #catsofbluesky

18 got into his first choice University today, doing better than expected in his results, especially Maths. Tears of joy, relief, sadness that he’s going…but most of all pride that he did it ☺️

Seeing as every other adult in this house is working today, I’m taking myself off to the cinema. Feels slightly mischievous 😉

Oh no! A squirrel is raiding the bird seed again. No matter, surely our live-in apex predator will be fully alert to the situation and will leap into action. Oh.

Happy #InternationalCatDay