Spotify recognising that I am indeed nowhere near the age advertised on my birth certificate. Nice.

Stay safe out there people #whamageddon

It has been raining for 21 hours straight. No signs of stopping.

Brought Foo Fighters tickets this morning - apparently prices started at £64 Ha For about a nano second I reckon 1620 people in front of me in the queue and by the time I got to the front, £142 was the price - dynamic pricing is just greedy.

#NationalBlackCatDay again?! Well ok :) #AGirlCalledSteve

Booked the annual chimney sweep for next month Not a euphemism

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Unsolicited Lick Pic

Out out

Tell me you’ve been to visit students without telling me you’ve been to visit students…

18 is in his second week at Uni. Saga of laundry day 1. Get 18yo to realise he needs clean clothes 2. ⁠have to go to laundrette because campus machines are broken 3. ⁠get there, lovely chap puts washing in while child goes and gets cash

Some people may say I have a Converse addiction. Some people would be right. Meet pair number 32 that arrived this morning 😉

If you see this, post with a concert pic you took

Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture..

I thought I'd been raptured but I'd just put the wrong glasses on by mistake.

New shoes day Coz I’m an adult and I can 💙🧡

Tomorrow, I take 18 to University. I have done a “read me when you need me” book for him It’s been tough

My new tee 😉

Strands #554 “One for the Trekkies” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵 In about 20 seconds 🤓

2024 “return the sausages” 2025 “BAN the sausages” - author - the government IYKYK

Someone said RFKjr looked like a microwaved Mel Gibson and I can’t unsee it

Lords for the day to watch The Hundred final. The atmosphere is already buzzing and not a ball bowled 🏏

In 3/4 weeks time, we’re going to be empty nesters, with 3 of our 4 kids at Uni and one moved out. People keep telling us we’re going to be bereft. We, on the other hand, are trying to keep the excitement under wraps & the list of things we’re going to do hidden @garydc.bsky.social

A lunch well eaten ☺️ My mussels were nicer than the Michelin star ones I had yesterday #justsaying

I’m at Edgbaston with @garydc.bsky.social and it’s quite frankly marvellous. I wasn’t sure about The Hundred when it started (being a die hard red ball fan) but I love it :) So many young families here too 🏏👍

It’s #blackcatappreciationday so have a pic of the floozy that is Steve 🙄🐈‍⬛ #catsofbluesky

18 got into his first choice University today, doing better than expected in his results, especially Maths. Tears of joy, relief, sadness that he’s going…but most of all pride that he did it ☺️

Seeing as every other adult in this house is working today, I’m taking myself off to the cinema. Feels slightly mischievous 😉

Oh no! A squirrel is raiding the bird seed again. No matter, surely our live-in apex predator will be fully alert to the situation and will leap into action. Oh.

Happy #InternationalCatDay

Dear NYT That is NOT a word #strands

Men, what’s stopping you from doing what the Lionesses just did 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WeAreTheChampions #WeAreWoman

That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.

Women’s football could be improved by know-it-all men shutting the fuck up about it.

And that is how you do that. #lionesses

One day, I shall have to declare myself bankrupt - and the source of my demise will lie in the TK Maxx Halloween department. Sigh 🐈‍⬛👻🎃

How I’m getting round the UK face verification

Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟

Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon

Oh man ☹️🦇

3 years ago today, @garydc.bsky.social and I found ourselves in Vegas, in front of Elvis, saying “uh huh” Happy Anniversary darling ⛪️🕺🏾❤️

I know the people on stage get all the credit, but let’s hear it for those unsung festival heroes: the sound techs, the bar staff, the cleaners, and most importantly the people who shut the fuck up and do not talk to me while the band is playing.

As a working class woman of a certain age AND the mother of a neuro spicy 18yo, I feel I can say with clarity and confidence that Greg”double g” Wallace is an absolute cnut.

Wordle 1,486 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤭

Was this the first time they performed this together? #liveaid

Fat, pissed 1980s Ozzy Can really hear the brummie coming out too 😂 #liveaid

The Who proving there, doesn’t matter how big a band you are, rehearsals are always a good idea #liveaid

Tom Petty really had the looks for an artist from the 70s didn’t he #liveaid Another one gone before his time tho