Made a starter pack of all the accounts I run on BlueSky - Fesshole, B3ta, Anon Opin, Swearclock, Yore Computer, Random Smash Hits & Clickbait Robot. Make your feed entirely my bullshit. go.bsky.app/Ej3fmNR

Having heard the name Robbie Gibb for years but never seen what he looked like, I always imagined a young cunty looking guy. Turns out he’s an old cunty looking guy

Sitcom reboot idea. The recently defenestrated former Prince Andrew is given a council house next to the Royle Family

The question on everybody’s lips. How did @terrysaunders.bsky.social and @ladios.bsky.social meet? Catch our next shows 30.10 HAMBURG 01.11 PRAGUE 30.01 & 31.01 BERLIN www.timetoshinekink.com

And yet her name is Taylor Humphrey

Hamburg, Prague, Berlin? It’s nearly time to shine.

The day this guy dies is going to be wild on here

I always agree to plans in advance and then on the daylight absolutely dread them. So this is one of the few times I have some sympathy for Starmer.

No notes

What a bunch of quints

Just turning on the right wing news to see how much they are talking about this being a possible false flag operation and that all the witnesses were paid actors. Wait, what?

Gavin Newsom looks like somebody playing the president in a mid-grade action movie, and I no longer know if thats good or bad.

Our holy latex nun saw a sign. Our demon answered the call. Time to Shine is a Berlin-based live show where comedy, storytelling and kink come together. This one-night-only special takes place inside the shadows of Klub Verboten. Come curious. 2 August Kreuzwerk, Berlin link.dice.fm/J547e8eef1c3

WHAT? BILL CLINTON? NO, IT CAN’T BE!

Rushing onto Bluesky to make this joke! They should have called it Pinch of Salt Path Thanks everyone!

Watching the new Adam Curtis doc. It’s weird not having him do a voiceover, but even weirder that I read all the captions instinctively in his voice

I miss the old days when bin men in donkey jackets would pick up the rubbish, kids would play in the street and war was declared formally

Absolutely loving that all companies are going to able to shrink their workforce because of AI And that, because capitalism, all they care about is growth and profits And no one seems to be talking about what everyone out of work will do. Is late stage capitalism we all just starve to death?

I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk

Once in a while. Good morning Blue Sky

The Hangover Part IV is going to be wild www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...

I just feel there’s been too many popes in my lifetime.

I’ve realised that essentially I am just an LLM. When people talk to me I regurgitate knowledge and facts that I know to carry on the conversation and also with a heavy emphasis on “what does this person want me to say”

Pope just came back to life and starting screaming about Beelzebub whilst pointing at Trump. Then he died again. #popewatch #livepope #deadpope

And we are back one month to do it all again #latex #fetish #berlin #comedy www.timetoshinekink.com

Let’s play the game “imagine if Obama or Biden has worn a blue suit to the popes funeral” etc

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Ok USA, on behalf of Great Britain, I formally declare war.

Berlin, a new Time to Shine show is coming. This May, we strip away the masks and dive deep into the heart of kink, queer, and fetish communities in our ninth show, EXPOSED. May 29–31 Tickets: www.timetoshinekink.com Kink shouldn’t be a punchline—but that doesn’t mean it can’t be funny. #latex

I just woke up with the phrase “lovely to e-meet you” stuck in my head like it was part of my nightmare.

Really genuinely worried how much of the worlds energy resources I'm wasting every time I thank Chat GPT for doing something

Gwen Stefani is MAGA? The same Gwen Stefani who invented the Bindi *and* Ska in 1995? The white woman who came up with Cornrows and Bantu knots? The Woman who single handedly invented the Chola style? The woman who invented Japanese culture in 2005? She turned out to be MAGA, I’m shocked.

End of a bloody era

My love language is saying “I like my women like I like my coffee” over and over again until it stops.

Well that episode of #severance could have been an email

New policy idea: warsterity

Working on my new Europe wide arts project called “Defence Spending” think I have a good chance of securing funding.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Is anyone else finding Severance kind of, I don’t know, boring?

If, like me, you seem to be the same rough age as Stuart Millard and with the exact same bank of 1980s and 90s cultural references and lost television shows, then you just have to sign up to his Patreon.

Another Time to Shine is done. Thanks to all the acts, crew and the sexy shiny audiences over three nights More photos going up on our Patreon. We are back in May www.timetoshinekink.com #latex #berlin #standup #comedy #fetish #kink

Why Moneypenny, your box seems far too big for what I have to put inside it #amazonbond

Writing a musical about the guy who lost his crypto hard drive in a landfill. Current idea for the main song: Let it Go!

I have a latex catsuit with my name on it. You may have questions…

I love Bargain Hunt but it uses all 4 of my IQ so after it's finished I unplug the television and stare at the screen, but I find the plot hard to follow

Soon Peter Kay’s act will be reminiscing of when Peter Kay was funny

I love this guy.

The name is one thing, I just can’t see why they also went for “controversial ties”

Maybe trump should let all the displaced people from Gaza live in Mar-a-lago?