🤔 If you make NSFW professionally, doesn't that make it SFW?

... I'm upset at how well this comic panel works... o.o'

hot kobolds in your area! (give them water!)

Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time. Gandalf: *Lighting a molotov cocktail* So do all who live to see such times...

... woke up from being massively dehydrated... fun...

Ponies #scp #scpfoundation #pony #mlp

An embarrassing memory: my first girlfriend and I were pretty inexperienced, which lead to a confusing moment the first time we were intimate because she had never seen a dicknail before. Had to pause and explain that it was normal and some guys don’t have them removed. We need better sex ed

Whenever these LLM guys say they think AGI/artificial superintelligence is in the works it's like hearing someone say that their next toaster is going to break the land speed record

I have made the same connection here Except none of those censorships or controls would actually do anything to stop/slow/etc. the sex crimes/trafficking that the elite appear to be very clearly guilty of engaging in. It is clear "looking good for the camera; being a douche off camera" dealio

listen bro this is so embarrassing i've uh i've imprinted on you yeah yeah like a baby duck no NO LISTEN LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY -- Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece okay so INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom but

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

Apparently the UK adult verification thing has basically banned blind people from half of the internet because they can't use the verification system 🫣

... okay, I RALLY need to do laundry... My dirty laundry pile has started to smell like Penicillin I mean, I've made Penicillin in the fridge (as has everybody)--but to have dirty clothes smell like Antibiotics? ... yeah... not good...

Okay... so the fight against being dehydrated is going okayish right now. It is still touch and go here

... wow... a dead day... that is... actually kind of inspiring about how much I am actually improving... o.o'

Next time anyone complains about the "female gaze" and uses Generic Muscle Man #3,469 as an example, I insist we direct them to the competitors in any given Tumblr Sexyman competition.

before every at bat the pitcher should have to recite a unique epic poem they wrote for that player specifically about how they'll never get a hit and the batter has to recite one back about how far they're going to hit it

Eh... Labubu aren't a thing I find too interesting That being said--it does seem weird to attack people for enjoying them. "Oh no--somebody else is feeling joy, and I am not; clearly I think the correct answer is to make it so there is no joy"

all timer start to a movie

... losing the battle against hydration...

... I mean, its true, but you shouldn't say it out loud...

You can teach a doctor to lead a man to an apple but you can't horse away a fish drink

Proclaim it from the mountain tops

My "Mystery Men" DVD came in today This movie was so ahead of its time. It is great--but it was released before the audience that could appreciate it was around for it

"Chemicals in the water making the raptors gay" -- Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park... prolly

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

I know what rock bottom feels like. At the height of my Lego addiction I bought the Stranger Things Lego.

Maybe Epstein and Trump were secretly closeted gay lovers? Imagine being in a secret ghey relationship w/ somebody who was trafficking teenage girls? Imagine being outed as MEGA MAD GAY and only pretending to be into women due to your former GAY SEX PARTNER getting arrested for international crime?

I should note, that a contributing factor to the people using "people on this website cannot take a joke" as a smokescreen rising appears to largely be the cases where it is legit having a limited amount of times they can happen due to the legit cases being filtered away from actual jokes

I'm noticing that like ~73% of the people being all "people on BlueSky cannot take a joke" are assholes who were not joking and were absolutely called out, using the ~24% of the other times as a smokescreen for their nonsense The number of people using it as a smokescreen has been slowly rising

Them: My family and friends love me Me: My family is a bunch of fscking assholes. Their dislike for me is not indication of me being a good person, but it indicates I'm not as bad as they are, at least My friends use me as a canary in a coal-mine in order to avoid abusive environments

Wow... that was the longest interaction I've had with a person trying to claim that "because I'm using a nice tone; I must be the one who is behaving nice in this interaction" Lots of corpo-speak out of that person

If you see this, quote-post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.

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Annoyed that I am merely just making progress with various things I am working on... and not fully complete on them >.>'

You know what? I _SHOULD_ write that spicy fanfic about Cranky Kong and Abraham Simpson meeting up and getting romantically involved underneath the Springfield Lemon Tree Maybe at some kind jovialant celebration around lemons too!

Ever be so dehydrated it is like you have diarrhea from the front? ... this is either dehydration, or my kidneys are shutting down... Either way, look forward to not being kept posted or any updates

Looks like it is hot enough in enough places to cause people to be excessively belligerent So, I'm going to attempt to leave BlueSky alone for a bit. Not necessarily _succeed_ though. Just make a few attempts with varying levels of failure

some days

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

I have gotten to be educational to a colleague that needs learn to think a bit differently. Them: If it's broken, they should fix it. Simple as that. Me: It's "broken" relative to a kind of work that they aren't doing. What you need to do is establish whether it's fine for what they ARE doing.