I just ate two melatonin gummies, dare me drive?

Watching The Straight Story “The worst part of being old is remembering when you was young.”

Thursday - last day in the office and #PittDay 👍

Thursday song- youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44?...

Gordon, it's 10:10 a.m. on February 16th #PhillipJeffriesDay

Scrap humanity. It's a failed concept.

Listening to Art Bell Calls on YouTube

“Blame someone before you get blamed" - Sun Tzu 1874

if I'm reading and i come to a word that i don't understand i just start screaming Really loud

Yelling it’s Whopper Wednesday! as I drive by flash you with my big juicy buns 🍔😜😂

Finally watching Welcome to Derry and was reminded of The Tuskegee Airmen 🫡 ✈️

Return your Ring camera for a full refund. ✔️

Me if you even care 😻

Tuesday, back in the office 🤗 😂

bad bunny already has more yards than the patriots

Thursday - last day in the office and #PittDay 👍

Pretty sure I swallowed part of my plastic fork, it was nice knowing you all 🪦

Floating into outer space if anyone needs me

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil emerges and is immediately detained by ICE. Six more weeks of fascism.

Dr J in da house!!! #ThePitt

I am hearing some interesting reviews of the new Resident Evil movie 🥸 🤣

How is it still January

OnlyFans but it’s just me eating tamales while topless 🫔 😜

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day! 🌰 🐿️

What kind of a sicko sets a meeting at noon.

Don't know. Listening to the Voice of Seahawk, Steve Raible on the radio while watching the game. 📻

I don’t want to finish this candle 😢

Using spice to fold space and time to get a McGriddle for breakfast 😊

F R I D A Y 😎

Worth every second

Feeling the weight of the world. Also feeling a tiny crack of light as I get back to art making. Monoprint. Acrylic on paper. #art #print #printmaking #monoprint #grief #healing

Gender reveal pipe bomb

Tuesday - back in the office 🐮 💻

@boydappetit.bsky.social PSM 👀 🤣

New Star Wars movie idea: 12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.

They drew my handle bar mustache wrong on my "least wanted" poster.

NW - The Toxic Avenger (2023) #HorrorFamily

Bugonia (2025) #Filmsky

when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.

Glad to be back home 😊 🤣

Lil Sushi guy lost his nose but he’s still 😊

Rewatching Bladerunner 2049 for the 2049th time 🤑

Spooky doodle

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Waiting for my friend Paula to show back up with her 10th alt account like… 😝 🤣

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is Paul Blart Mall Cop

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If anyone asks - I was here for the last three hours 🥸