the ambassador class looks so ordinary, and that's part of why i like it so much.

i got called "heteroslop" today i wish that person a very pleasant "fuck you"

im tired of seeing everyone say things like "star treak is dead" and "we need to let star trek die" so, just because we decided that starfleet wouldn't be full of exclusively white heteros, that makes star trek BAD now? i suppose you'll want to go back and say women can't be captains next...

i really hate having a very specific problem, and the only solution is a reddit comment that says "cake salamander music dinner bottle foiled"

i refuse to provide context

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE... *a kobold whimpers off screen as Phil Swift revs up a chainsaw*

"you never ever make an effort to hang out with me" suddenly me frequently wanting to hang out with them and asking when they're free to hang out doesn't fucking matter to them. two words: FAKE. FRIEND.

i despise when people say "you need to love yourself before you can love anyone else" let me tell you why that's bullshit: it's just a pseudo-advice way of saying "there's something inherently wrong with you and you need to fix it, but im not going to tell you want it is and let you figure it out"

i consider playing "hard to get" to be a red flag. if someone is going to lie about how they feel towards you, then what's stopping them from doing the same about other things?

nobody ever draws Godzilla's dr pepper-drinking wife

do you think the world of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends has imaginary lovers?

tried to make an ironic "why was 6 afraid of 7" joke and from two isles over i heard some child go "SIX SEVEEEEN! SIX SEVEEEEN!" can we as a species just agree to never have kids again?

Yip

kobold who barely slept. it's me.

the #1 most psychologically damaging thing my mom ever told me was "God doesn't love you, so neither will I or anyone else."

kobold who can't share

that Xhuri kobold is a big cute

*bisexual yip*

as long as he draws breath, he hurts all of us.

here comes that awful "i wish i had someone to love me but im not the sort of person people would love" feeling again....

kobold bullying a dragon by kissing them

kobold femboy wearing a miniskirt: Yip (gay)

Kobold making the Berdly face

boyfailure kobold

it looks so good, and this isn't even final....

i heard someone say "Pizzing and shizzing" and i never want to hear that ever again

For valentine's day. always remember: love is stored in the kobold

let me remind you guys that Galactic Racer is being made by ex-criterion devs. criterion as in burnout. we're going to have podracing with burnout-style gameplay. HELL. YES.

that's me today. guess why.

i hate when youtubers are like "if this video reaches 20 billion l,ikes TODAY then I'll upload part 2!" imagine gatekeeping your videos behind fan engagement to feed your narcisism.

what the actual fuck are these shitass channels that are appearing all over the place now?

i would like to turn your attention to this cartoon i just discovered: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVyA...

no context necessary :}

anybody living in literally any other country have space for a kobold who no longer wants to associate with america?

when corporations won't listen, violence is always the correct answer. make them hurt.

the fact i can name a racing chocobo "Air Groove" is wild

im craving a hot dog so bad right now

sadly, if i cancel my nitro, i'll essentially be locking myself out of a job. trying to get into voice acting and the file sizes i regularly send are far larger than the free limit.

some good news for once: NEW ASDF!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwq...

i clicked on ONE umamusume video by complete accident now the ENTIRETY of my home page is umamusume videos....

it's only monday and my entire FUCKING week is ruined.

if you still use discord after the mandatory age verification, you're complicit

@saveabed5314.myatproto.social hey look at me, im looking away. i hope things get worse if this is how you prey on people <3

the time to attack is NOW! do everything it takes to make them regret ever doing this! DESTROY THE PLATFORM!!!!!

imagine trying to gatekeep the way you hold your arms...

according to Star Trek, WW3 begins this year.

if two kobolds fuse, the result is a slightly bigger kobold

you know what's REALLY sexy? when your girlfriend doesn't act like the stuck-up bitch who makes her man pay for everything, dumps him over the slightest inconvenience, then orchestrates a social media plan to make sure he never has another partner ever again.

if you shove a kobold into a dragon it'll fall asleep

loot after defeating me 💥 🎇pair of goggles 🎇drawing of the USS Enterprise-D 🎇half-finished bag of sour fruit chews 🎇large strawberry bubble tea 🎇Glamrock Chica plushie 🎇pink bow