I herby dub this month BOLDTOBER

someone saying they hate pokemon is a red flag for me. i legally cannot be friends with a pokemon hater.

honestly im ready for the internet to die so i can stop having constant anxiety over "is this when it happens"? its inevitable that these bills will pass eventually, and im done fighting against something my state fully supports and ignores opposition from, thus getting literally nothing done

1 kobold, 2 kobold. red kobold, blue kobold. black kobold, blue kobold. old kobold, new kobold. this bold has a little star. this bold has a little car. say, what a lot of kobolds there are.

so i started playing Pokemon Unite again because i hate myself, and only now did i realize I can play against purepy CPU opponents. this is WAY more fun. I actually get to PLAY THE GAME!

i hate this new med i've been put on. it's like extreme dehydration in pill form and i physically cannot drink enough water to counter it.

new mount idea for my kobold barbarian....

hooktail is a pretty dragon :}

kobold who fiddles with her bow when she's nervous

you know you're at a "good" school when they give you food that makes you feel sick and they say "suck it up"

all kobolds are good kobolds except boog. he knows what he did.

for every kobold, there is an additional 5 kobolds

one kobold, 2 kobold, 3 kobold, 4 5 kobold, 6 kobold, oh shit there's hundreds more

switch 2 is all set up!

"99% of heart attack, stroke, and heart failure cases have been linked to preventable risk factors" and scientists just discovered the sky is blue

:)

why is there an amazon package outside my door with my address and name on it when i don't even keep my address saved in my browser

you spelled "anti-LGBT agenda" wrong

@covertcanine.bsky.social he~

i need to lose 80 pounds to get back to an acceptable BMI how do i lose 80 pounds within a month

so how many calories are burned from doing this dance

they call me "The Gardener"

i never played Starfield, but i do know is that your parents are Tuvok and Kira, Quark is your Financier, and you can build your ship to resemble the Enterprise.

oblivion is being oblivion...

Dig Chungus

what the actual FUCK is wrong with you, bsky?

who let them in the root beer case???

"what type of girls are you into" ones who's closets look like this

i always loved that field-trip song from The Magic School Bus. super catchy, and i still hum it whenever i drive somewhere.

the first five people to be eliminated in fortnite should be forced to watch the entire match while the game has "SKILL ISSUE!" on screen and plays mocking music

and its either a completely empty room or the filthiest place you've ever seen

shitty twitch channel facecams are always one of these

when your crush starts avoiding you because they found out you have crush on them...

new slang learned: gucci coochie

every time i see a happy couple holding hands in public, it sends me into a depressive spiral for a few days

"quokka" sounds like a pokemon name, not a real aminal

@covertcanine.bsky.social who hostin'

i support punching the shit out of a toxic HOA leader and i mean the kind of toxic where they fine you $700 because your grass is a single millimeter too short

totally not begging here :P robo-dog optional

currently binging The Magic School Bus

when i inevitably become homeless, i'll start train hopping to get around

i think i's safe to say that bethesda's fate as a company hinges on the performance of TES6 if TES6 ends up as a terrible game like Starfield did, i guarantee that Bethesda will collapse.

fun fact: kobolds get drunk off of root beer

wouldn't it be weird if you gave me all of your shinies? im just joking! unless... 👉👈

give a kobold a fidget toy and they will be occupied for days

@draxler.bsky.social i wanna see you in latex >w>

No. you do NOT get to be racist and transphobic to someone and try to excuse it as "rage-baiting".

you are never more than 100 feet from a kobold