do people really think a 35 year old dating a 25 year old is exactly the same as a 22 year old dating a 12 year old??? THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS, YOU MORON!

kobolds.

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the kobold has been fed

a kobold has fallen into the river in lego city! Fly the new rescue dragoncopter! "YIP!"

if you can't handle me at my yip you don't deserve me at my yap

Moss 👍

i hate people who put plastic bags on their side, put your food in it, and then turn the bag vertical.

big titty goth kobold

loitering is just to give cops an excuse to antagonize anyone they want

kobolds take baths once every 6 weeks

pet peeve: untagged OCs in fanfics. tagging OCs sh0ould be a hard requirement because i don't wanna see your perfect little mary sue ruin the fucking dynamic.

me: i wish I had someone to cuddle, kiss, and fuck whenever i get horny. friend: that's called being in a relationship, and we both know you'll never have one. me: oh, right. forgot about that.

WOOOOSH

i have had around 9 therapists give up on me. one of them even resigned. they all said some version of the same thing: "you are a hopeless case and i'm not going to deal with you anymore. you are the problem, give up, and nobody is going to help you" one of them even told me to kill myself.

i dislike youtube channels where their entire thing is to be extremely loud and scream at everything instead of having a personality

adventurer: *picks up a rock every kobold in a 10 mile radius (hundreds):

i can fix her no, really. i can fix her. she just needs some tweaks to her programming.

"Hey, what's your name again?"

kobold who just ordered a "straweby smoofie" the clerk died of a cuteness-induced heart attack

let's say someone acquired an old mine cart. would it be technically possible to turn it into a backyard coaster?

when i had my root canal done, i asked what type of file the dentist was using. he was using a k-flex. TAKE THAT, PUFFERFISH

little brown lizard found its way into my apartment. picked him up to take him outside and he fell asleep in my hand. poor little guy was exhausted. i let him sleep for a little while before i took him outside.

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP (this continues endlessly for 12 hours)

had my root canal done and im starving. i was told i can eat anything as long as it isn't hard or sticky, as long as i chew on the opposite side. is this accurate?

at my age, everyone im attracted to has someone already. the older i get, the less options i'll have.

Ralsei really went

if we don't get a kawkaw plushie, we riot

im never going to get any older than 40

PSA

someone within a couple blocks of me has illegally obtained show-grade fireworks and has started setting them off. because i can't see them when i go outside, that means they're going off ON THE GROUND.

i wish "speak clearly and without an unintelligble softspoken accent" was a hard requirement to making videos because the amount of videos that are unwatchable because it's just "nondescribed eastern european asmr" is WAY too high also, horrible dubbing edits and bad acting. get it outta here.

a kobold is gnawing on your ankle. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 1 damage. you take 100 damage. you take 1 dama

root canal tomorrow finally, my excruciating pain preventing me from sleeping will soon end

how to kobold step 1: yip step 2: yip step 3: eat rock step 4: ???? step 5: kiss dragons

some lucky bastard has Nurse Dollie as their nurse and i'm kinda jealous context: the voice actor for Nurse Dollie, Heather Masters, retired from voice acting to be a nurse.

walked outside to get my mail. not even a 2 minute trip. i have melted.

dragons humoring their kobold for making a big discovery (it's just a rock they found)

pokemon came out globally in 1998, i was 7 years old. on my 9th birthday, i received a gameboy color and a copy of Pokemon Blue. i still have them to this day.

hello, my name is-my name is kobold. im driving a mercedes benz. these are my friends. i'm a yip. i'm driving a mercedes benz. my name is mercedes benz.

im tempted to throw away all of my playstation stuff

i hate cons they take all my friends away and leave me with nobody to talk to for days, which causes my anxiety to skyrocket, leading to severe mental health problems that last just long enough for the next con to roll around and restart the cycle can't people just...NOT go to every single one?

why does everyone take the side of the guy hurling the invalidating insults and never the one being insulted

saw a sticker on vrchat that said "Noelle will sleep with me" and i was like

kobold speaking ubbi-dubbi: Yubip

example: "Bangin' sermon, my man"

petition to officially and legally rename all rainbow lasers to "gaysers"

yip :}

i hate anti-adblock messages. you just want to look at something and then you get a popup that disables all interaction with the site that says "whitelist our site or we'll kill this puppy" and shows you an unnecessarily realistic picture of a dog with a gun to its head