i can come across someone who's actively searching a partner, and it always goes like this. "i want someone who's sweet like you, attentive like you, dedicated like you, affectionate like you, and passionate like you. Just....not you."

someone won't stop flexing the fact they managed a stable relationship before me and at a younger age than me. they admitted to stealing a crush because she was "too good" for me and didn't want her to "settle for less". they said the fact i can't find love is a good thing. i want to hurt them.

what's wrong with that dog??

nobody truly knows why kobolds.

im surprisingly good at faking my way into fandom circles. things i often say are "Well, you know they are." and "to be honest, i never really thought about it, but now that you mention it...."

a kobold hands you a shiny rock. what do you do?

been playing with the twilight forest minecraft mod and this song popped up in the playlist. it was so fitting... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYC...

fuzzy kobold

you're listening to *bzz bzz YIPYIP* KBLD Radio! next up, 24 hours of random yipping!

im sick of laws that only serve to protect people from the consequences of stupidity

"there's plenty of fish in the sea" the sea when I show up:

"you got the rizz of a fucking cockroach" jfc you didn't have to be THAT mean...

kobold who has discovered the dark web

i've been rolling nat 1s all day...

im going to do something extremely dangerous to my mental health im going to the mall. the mall has a lot of couples. happy couples holding hands and making out on benches. the mall has people who look at me like i'm some kind of disease.

skyrim realistic difficulty: if you pick anythiong other than a nord, nobody will speak to you, you can never enter towns, and merchants will refuse to barter with you. basically, the game is unplayable to every race except for nords.

a kobold and a yinglet staring at each other (they are in love)

if i ever start tagging people in replies to or talking about something gaza-related, just know i would never ever do that shit because literally everything on here about Gaza is a scam

hey practiced all night for you :O

youtubers so scared of a yellow dollar symbol on one single video that they censor half the gameplay and ever instance of the word "heck"

those ko's sure be boldin'

ancient egyptians wrote on walls and worshipped cats. now, we write on walls and worship videos of cats. history is a constant circle

how to make me instantly dislike and blacklist your youtube video: "after losing my last companion, i was completely alone, just like you while you watch this video." "so i went back to riften and got married, something 99% of my viewers will never accomplish."

"Bobson Dugnutt" sounds like a kobold

the youtuber cycle: 1: starts off making videos for themselves 2: gain a small audience 3: take video suggestions 4: channel grows rapidly 5: make money 6: get first demonetization 7: videos get overly safe and formulaic 8: channel identity is gone 9: audience gets bored 10: "im quitting"

i sawa star wars take so bad i had to read it multiple times because it left me in utter disbelief "Rey is better than Jar Jar" i hope they get jumped.

this "top 10 reasons men are single in their 30s" article basically lists every single one of my traits. just say "you're single because you're autistic with crippling social anxiety so get fucking used to it, bitch!"

some weird shit happened on my island today... montgomery gator and glamrock chica are now dating a maid outfit appeared in the store accidentally fed a dog to koboldposting Blitzo was sad that Emberlynn has a boyfriend, and i gave him a book called "101 reasons you suck"

introducing my wife

*vibrates excessively* O////////O

i know olive garden is "the mcdonalds of italian food" and hella pricey, but...

when the kobold go "yip"

someone needs to make this an in-game screenshot

i hate youtube channels that go "full monetization" and upload the same 3 videos over and over because "it helps with viewer retention" the moment you upload videos for maximum retention and monetization instead of uploading what you enjoy, you've failed as a youtuber

cutebolds look like the halfway point between kobolds and yinglets

😩😩😩 croc mommy....

no, katt's redesign is NOT a good design. stop trying to gaslight people into thinking it is.

google is the source of all of your problems

i was doing the haruna downhill in an AE86, as you do. this guy sees me drift past him and IMMEDIATELY rips a 180 and chases me down the course.

were they vibe coding again?

i guess everyone wants me gone today

if i was a billionaire, i would develop a virus that would send you messages every hour. but the messages would contain pleasant, encouraging messages intended to make you smile. *ding* "You got this." *ding* "never give up on your dreams." *ding* "the creator of this virus cares about you."

why do i hate Invincible so much? because that stupid "neat part" meme is 90% of the responses i get when i ask how someone like me is supposed to find love.

in the fine game of love, im always the audience, never the participant. imagine spending your entire adult life trying to find that someone special, but everybody either cheats on you and blames it on you, or treats you like an option, calling you an "Insignificant Other".

*stares at you* :}

THE KOBOLDS ARE FIGHTING

yippity

My Trandoshan OC, Syh Darzek, has a B1 droid as his best friend. the B1, nicknamed "Buddy", had a short circuit in his combat processor and became a pacifist.

youtube: *adds an annoying feature* users: *hates the change.* youtube: *deletes the option to turn it off* users: *hates the change even more* youtube: *surprised pikachu*

kobold behavior www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfQT...