if you're a scientist and you're told your division will be "deviating from standard procedures" get the fuck outta there

in the past 12 hours i have received numerous death threats because i have an american IP address.

so there's an Umamusume game on VRChat where you can race other people so naturally i turned it into a chocobo race!

we need to have a big kobold meetup on VRC. just kobolds. maybe a dragon.

The rock hatched.

a song for cuddling with kobolds www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wxU...

starting 2026 off like this, huh? everyone's determined to make the 20s the worst decade in modern history, i guess

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

im super proud of how this turned out! i can't stop watching it it feels like a real episode of a show! i bet even @seanferrick.bsky.social would enjoy this hypothetical series. and yes, the first officer is a Gorn.

sure, let's do this. :} www.secretmessage.link/secret/69575...

some kobolds beg for attention like cats. many dragons hate this.

can i PLEASE have a year in this CENTURY that doesn't fucking suck???

@gadasiu.bsky.social you have acquired +1 kobold

i know it's cliche but my resolution is to lose weight. it's something i need to do for my own health.

Wretch

my head hurts and i'm slightly dizzy. still trying to figure out if it's because i'm hungry or something serious.

setting high like goals as a way to gatekeep content behind engagement farming (see: "if this video reaches 200k likes, i'll upload part 2!") is such a scummy tactic and immediately makes me not want to subscribe.

sometimes kobolds hatch from geodes

unpopular opinion time! im gonna lose TONS of followers for this one. i absolutely cannot fucking stand youtube channels that make their gender/sexuality/etc their whole "thing". you have things like "Lesbian reacts to-" or "Trans woman plays-" like that's a substitute for actual good content.

one of these days im going to find someone i really and truly love, who's everything i like in a woman and then she'll abandon me after a week because i'm autistic or some bs like that...

i will never understand the mindset of "shipping one of my OCs with an OC that isn't my partner's is still cheating on my partner" if its your main OC then yeah, but one of your other ones you haven't drawn in 3 months???

i would buy immediately

hear me out: Titanic VR game. different settings to view: 1. Southampton, both docks and on board, both featuring departure 2. at sea, sailing to NYC. wander the decks and explore. 3. in a lifeboat during the sinking. bonus: sinking survival challenge. class = difficulty level, 1st being easy.

calling yourself an artist and using generative AI is no different than calling yourself an animal rights activist and slaughtering puppies so basically, if you use AI, you're as bad as PETA.

if i could go to any point in time, any place on earth, i would go to watch the Titanic depart Southampton. i love that ship...

citizens flee the town as sirens wail. in the center of town, a kobold sips on a can of monster energy.

what we need is an act of vigilante justice on the other site's servers so that it never comes back

what will you get the kobold for christmas?

i wish someone would come along and give me a million dollars

overheard someone say that "mother nature" should be changed to "father nature" because, and i quote, "weather abuses society, and women are never the abusers of people" i briefly wondered if going to prison for assault was worth it.

watching one of my friends meet someone and get married within a week or two, see their marriage fall apart, then repeat the cycle around a month later. and they absolutely cannot see the problem

apple then: costs less, does more apple now: costs more, barely does anything

Yipmas

its funny how my family thinks spamming my phone with demands will make me wake up faster when they know i keep my phone muted until 1 pm

kobold hands you a 10mm socket

would you rather have a GAY KOBOLD 🦎 or STEW 🍲

a kobold hands you a thunderegg

imagine makiing a post about seeing a lonely kobold, and telling everyone who tries to take it home that they get attacked and killed by guards and that they got "the bad ending" how stupid do you have to be to do that and think you're fucking funny? some people don't deserve to have kobolds.

i love this stuff

blew some socks off in Karaoke on VRChat tonight :3 was asked if I was a theater kid, told them i was never trained for singing

do i NEED to do voice training to become a voice actor? i don't want to have to spend money on a class that likely won't work.

kobolds love crunchy cocoa

i am apparently the ONLY pokemon fan that is capable of seeing more than a game's downsides. "Legends ZA is bad because it looks worse than CoD and there's not as many pokemon and-" SYBAU. a game isn't "bad" until there's not enough upsides to make the game enjoyable.

kobold: Hello there! I'm the kobold!

it amuses me how people blame non-voters for the results. how about you blame the ones who votes for the wrong person? you know, the ones who are actually the problem?

i wish i had a big 3d printer so i could make cool stuff

gothic lolita kobold

dying to the first enemy coming in last on the first race losing in the first round these are signs that you fucking suck at video games

yip-pilled kobold

universe: the kind of girl you like does in fact exist, and there's many of them! me: awesome! universe: but the catch is they're all taken. oh, and some of them are lesbian. some just outright hate men. me: fuck you, universe...