would birdo date a kobold like me?

guys i don't want to alarm you, but.... there's ACTUALLY a girl on this planet who's crazy enough to have a crush on me

lofi is like the tapping asmr of music STOP MAKING IT! IT SOUNDS LIKE ASS!

rubberbanding in racing games should ALWAYS have a toggle. if the game can completely negate your skill level by making the computer rocket past you whenever it wants, that's not exactly the "fair, balanced race" you supposedly use rubberbanding to promote, is it?

dragon: I've prepared this meal gluten-free! the kobold named Gluten: B-but I wanted to help...

if i wasn't a kobold, i'd probably be an owl. i LOVE owls.

has there ever been a star trek game where the player commands the Enterprise?

"If you were in charge of star trek what would you do" oh boy, buckle up. set in 2400, Star Trek Iconia stars the Caitian M'Trasi (Yuri Lowenthal). His previous command, the USS Balto, was lost in 2394 due to a virus causing a cascading systems failure. his escape pod was the only survivor.

every time a new game comes out that i like every youtuber ever: "[my favorite playstyle] is the WORST!" "If you use [favorite playstyle] YOU WILL LOSE!" "why you NEED to stop using [favorite playstyle]" *top 5 list of bad things with #1 being my playstyle*

i personally don't think it would have mattered if the RMS Olympic hadn't been scrapped or not. odds are she still wouldn't be here today.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HL2VRAI IS OUT???

her name is Popcorn, and she loves that bag

what if i told you that some kobolds yip

once you figure out how magic eye pictures work, your whole world changes. for those who don't know how it works: you have to cross your eyes until the image kinda overlaps itself, then you'll see something "pop out" of the pattern

thicc goth kobold gf

kobold ASMR be like (they don't know how to set the volume) www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ls...

now that my honeymoon period with Champions is over, i'm just not feeling it. i think I'll only play it if I want to battle with friends, but it just doesn't have the longevity i'm looking for. if it had a stadium-like mode, i'd probably like it more and likely would reach a wider audience.

dragon: *gives kobold a magic rock* kobold: aww, you shouldn't have! dragon: don't mention it! kobold: no, really. you shouldn't have given me this. do you have any idea how much chaos I can cause? dragon:

Beam Overload vs Fire At Will FAW: fuck everything BO: fuck that thing in particular

they invented the apple mariamba tune

"think of the children!" last i checked, it wasn't OUR job to raise YOUR troglodyte.

"how do I beat Zok in Pokemon Champions?"

jfc is EVERYONE in this game a bottom-feeder? everyone's just too fucking easy to beat. it's practically like punching toddlers.

if you lose 5 battles in a row, you have to give up and uninstall the game because you're fucking trash. that's not me, thats just pokemon rules.

POKEMON CHAMPIONS IS OUT! I REPEAT, POKEMON CHAMPIONS IS OUT!!!

the world will have one less kobold in it after what happened to me...

AND MY HEADSET JUST FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!

people saying i don't deserve to be upset over being manipulated and hurt, then having my friends stolen from me once they throw me out because "there's REAL problems out there!"

so i have some very bad ribcage soreness. I kneel and lean against my desk when i focus really hard, and last night I did it for a few hours without getting up. some of it feels dented inwards, some of it feels swollen.

kobold at the cookout drive-thru: "I wanna strawebi banaba shakie"

so if a girl is all over you one day then all but ignores you the next, that absolutely means she's started dating someone, right?

berrecrepe: turning a 10 minute video into a 40 minute reaction. STOP PAUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i once was a part of a discord server where sharing pictures, gifs, etc. was locked behind a rank that was exclusive to members who were there for 5 years or more. you'd regularly have these people flex by posting videos they made mocking people who couldn't post anything. i got the server banned

is the entirety of the internet being slow af for anyone else

Yip (let's get a yip train going)

naming kids something with absurd spelling and needs a parentheses telling you how to pronounce it, or is easily turned into an insult by 3rd graders, should be a form of child abuse. i hope that "Xryzteon Bonhir", which apparently is pronounced "christian boner", completely cuts contact with you.

darnold glumpher

today is First Contact day! Live long and prosper, my kobolds!

a ship dynamic i really don't like is "the delicate sweet girl and the muscular brute with zero emotions" that kind of dynamic would be entirely one-sided.

Kobold: YIP! echo: yip! Kobold: :O

ok so imagine a horror movie like this a group of passengers are trapped on an empty ocean liner in the middle of the ocean. security cameras move, but there's no security personnel. the ship moves and turns, but there's no crew. there's food made, but no kitchen staff. there are no lifeboats.

Gen AI needs to be outlawed and everyone who uses it prosecuted

digital kobold: 01111001 01101001 01110000

i'm pretty sure there is something fundamentally wrong with the brain of e254e.....

if you play VRChat, drop everything and block a user called "Lynch 5822". they're grabbing IPs and calling ICE on every trans user they find.

"i don't like this game. therefore i will ignore every single instruction this game gives me which will inevitably make me hate this game even more and I will complain that the game doesn't teach you anything about how to play it." -youtubers

kobold who says "meef"

one of my friends showed me this apparently, hell hath KOBOLDS

i was told "if you want to be a Star, Trek out west. There, you'll become The Next Generation." So, I hopped on a plane with no entertainment but my nintendo DS. 9 hours later, i arrived. i'm no Voyager, but i've been around. I've even witnessed the birth of many a new Enterprise.