welp...

mood

It's the ultimate projection. The Capitalist Class' entire existence is to gamble and waste at the direct expense of the working class.

that's my rainy day grenade

tomato shark 🍅

Twenty people

Me, doin' fine

Free refills are what it means to be an American.

The Genius Kojumbo does it again!

And once again, Happy May Day

Disassociating in the frozen foods aisle

What a liberal-assed thing to post!

Man sitting behind me in a diner booth playing tiktok at max volume. But I can't get mad at him, I'm sure he's had a tough life being the son of a prostitute and learning to drown out the sounds of his mom getting railed.

The real discourse is how the game is just Grandma's House for the Commodore 64 / Apple II

Now Trump can win the Cuban embargo by ending it, returning Guantanamo Bay, and allowing Cuba to charge a toll on the Straits of Florida.

"America losing World War 3 is just a series of troops filming explosions until you're the troop filming the explosion."

Baby narc, do do do do do do

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Why do they reject our kind offer of freedom?

Love that they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the sentient version of this tweet

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol

taken out with an UwU

good morning. don’t forget to smile

Ah shit, I just learned that that guy and Steven Crowder are two separate 'people'

"I looked, and there before me was a white cloud, and seated on the cloud was one like a son of man with a crown of gold on his head and a sharp sickle in his hand"

I can't believe America's version of the Reichstag Fire involved a teenager named Big Balls getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl.

just like my oscale groverhaus

A lot of democrats should shut the fuck up

"We all live in our own prisons..."

Texan rivers bear a strange fish

People trying to shame me for being a twenty year shit posting veteran when a shitposter is the most powerful person in the world RN and the richest man with everything money could buy wishes he could be one

everyone should read Allende's final speech "This speech was delivered...in the midst on an ultimately successful US-sponsored coup d'etat against the democratically-elected government. Barricaded inside La Moneda... President Allende gave his life defending Chilean democracy"

It's weird, knowing about all the horrible things about to happen while people stare at you like a crazy person is so much more psychologically draining than actually watching it happen.

I'm terrified Trump will ramp up the violence to buy off his base. The market may be down, but mass deportations and lynchings are up...

Truly the paragon of liberal virtue! He faced the enemy, talked at them for a really long time, and courageously accomplished nothing. Bless his heart.

People are always trying to squash my childlike wonder and joy. However, I am resilient

The gospel chariot doesn't stop for Nazis.

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

the IT guy walked in at 3:30 pm in a t-shirt and sweats. he brought capri suns and shared one with me. i showed him mega chair

This is as good a time as any to revitalize something we used to say all the time without any sort of blow-back or controversy at all. The only good nazi is a dead nazi. Feels good to hear, feels reassuring to say.

Sisyphus but he’s just pushing the couch cushions back into the couch