www.cbc.ca/news/politic... And I'd like you back in America but we can't always get what we want

OMG just DIE already

NHL fan singing national anthem, honouring soldier with standing ovation thinks Pride Nights are too political

Diphtheria: someone special is in your future!

They most certainly are www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

In what universe is this not grounds for immediate expulsion

One of the more misogynistic takes currently trending in the AI policy space is "women use less AI than men because they have less tech literacy" Ok but have you considered that women use less AI than men because we have more tech literacy?

Slightly increase a band King and the Revolution

We keep shrinking the portions and increasing the price, isn't that what people want?? globalnews.ca/news/1183909...

@berkshire.bsky.social So who carries the torch in for the next game? And how crazy would the place go if it was Saku?

@mikemcmahan.bsky.social Hoping LD comes back so I can pitch a Mirror Spot storyline

Not in my other back yard either #NIMOBYE www.thewhig.com/news/kingsto...

Auto-translated captions may need some work #spacebattleshipyamato

So tired of the "if Biden or Obama said or did this" takes about how outraged Rs would be all over the airwaves screaming bloody murder. That's right! They would! And so should you!!

"I've heard there's some people opposed to this an there is no potential wedge issue that I will ignore!" www.thepeterboroughexaminer.com/news/peterbo...

Too. Fucking. Bad. www.quintenews.com/2026/03/21/g...

Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

LOL,"Here's why's it was actually smart to leave the guy tied for 3rd most goals in the NHL off the US Olympic roster and their success against powerhouses Latvia and Denmark proves it". www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/brock-n...

Sorry, Marge, the mob has spoken! www.thewhig.com/news/little-...

Look what arrived today! The kids are thrilled. Canada Post appears to have been hoarding this for a bit but @theonion.com did not give up and spammed it until it got through like the bosses they are

"There's no topping Premier Kinew" is the funniest line ever uttered by a Canadian Prime Minister.

Well they just keep making it easier and easier for Carney to choose the Gripen, don't they www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

Fuck Hoekstra and fuck the F-35 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

nypost.com/2026/01/22/b... A little piece of plagiarism... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM6...

Calls himself a Star Trek fan but doesn't know when someone may be allergic to Retinax 5.. amateur www.thepinknews.com/2026/01/15/g...

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

This baby is half pumpkin, I'd say that's pretty fuckin rare

The twink who blocked the door out of the bathroom in Vancouver with his arm and said, "You'd be cute if it wasn't for those sandals."

I haven't been there in years and can't see myself going back. Ever. toronto.citynews.ca/2025/12/26/u...

This is a terrible, terrible idea. Anyone who actually lives and commutes in this city knows that more cars is not the answer, autonomous or otherwise.

They're not sending their best and brightest

So Gripens it is, then

This is so on the nose for Toronto www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

Just watched #SpaceCamp and #SpaceCowboys back to back to see very young and very old people fly the space shuttle

This is a thing our city council did

Terrible drink, great news www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

"traded to the AHL".. "keep up with the parade".. Dose.ca straight up putting out AI-generated bullshit now Hire humans, ya jerks dose.ca/2025/11/10/d...

I just watched Run Silent, Run deep for the first time and the seasoned captain pulling strings to replace the hoping-to-be-promoted commander echoes the Decker/Kirk relationship so closely in ST:TMP. No surprise, I guess, as Robert Wise directed both! #startrek #runsilentrundeep #2silent2deep

Are you kidding me? "These bus riders have been getting away with theft for too long! Let's build a million dollar roundabout in the west end so cars don't have to wait 2 mins but this public transit abuse must stop!" Wrong-headed, stupid, and so very Soo. Idiots. www.sootoday.com/local-news/d...

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. GETS IT. He's wearing a Marie-Philip Poulin jersey entering the Rogers Centre ahead of Game 7. Captain Clutch. Just what Vladdy wants to be for the #WANTITALL tonight.

That's a playable ball and no one will every convince me otherwise

Do we really drink that much bourbon here? www.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...

@sportsnetpr.bsky.social Your streaming service is wonky at the best of times and tonight was embarrassing. Fix your shit

They were so good people couldn't boo the US anthem

Steve was a good man, this is unfortunate www.sootoday.com/local-news/b...

Lovely tribute to Ken Dryden by the Leafs

lol oh fuck you globalnews.ca/news/1145250...

Notice how the stars are always obscured here #peacemaker

"Pump the Jam" closed caption fail #dwts

I love that this starts with Kent Hughes texting Demidov, "u up?" #canadiens www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3XE...