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Chatted with this handsome fella at Blackpool @tazfaedodge.bsky.social Great to see you mate 👍

Today's Hallowmeme.

Windy in Blackpool innit

Hooty McBoob it is

It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.

As a Pink Floyd fanatic, I could easily list tons. But I'll answer with this.. youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...

If you missed my radio show tonight the web version is now up at itsasmallworld.neocities.org with 11 supplemental videos - this week's random old show is #59 with 12 supplemental videos. You can catch up on all the old ones at www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi... @noiseboxradio.com

I dunno what the fuss is about, I really like Blondie!

That one gig I did at The Frog and Bucket the other week generated three clips due to a feisty audience. Enjoy some more filth from me to brighten your Monday

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

High quality journalism is paywalled, right wing propaganda is funded by cunts and free

Missed a call by seconds. Immediately phoned back. No answer. Just chucked your phone in the lake there did you? You living off the grid then? Heard you're a wild man of the forests now. Good for you. Good for you you piece of shit.

Found a silver disc the other day that plays music! A "compact disc" apparently!? And you only need to pay once and it belongs to you!!! 🤯

Make your own Spray record - and save! To celebrate the third volume in our series of remix EPs coming out next week we're offering you the stems for Hammered In An Airport to remix, remodel and reactivate - absolutely free! Get creative kids! spray.bandcamp.com/album/hammer...

Welp, I'm going to Play Expo at Blackpools "Legendary" Norbreck! Who else may I bump in to this year? 🎮🕹️⌨️🖱️🖲️

How do you answer your phone?

Happy 40th anniversary to "Thundercats". Opening animated by Masayuki (who was only 22 years old at the time).

Selling feet pics

She came from Ayr she had a thirst for porridge 🎵

Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.

This might be important to some people

Which hip-hop band has diarrhoea? No Solids Crew.

Wes Streeting took a "Cunt" test, he was off the scale!

Hearing reports that Kier Starmer has banned Leg & Co from the TOTP repeats. Instead there will be a still of Kid Jensen looking stern while the audio plays.

if y'all have any Patreon pages I haven't subscribed to yet, please drop them down in the replies! I know $1 or £1 isn't anything but I would just love to support you in any way I can

Been doing quite a bit of music stuff and thought this was alright to share 👍 on.soundcloud.com/2wY6MjulKAA6...

During a theatre tour to San Francisco, Lionel Blair struck up a friendship with Bruce Lee, and the pair played postal chess until Lee's death.

I have a dream, a dream that one day dumbfucks will stop voting in other dumbfucks as our leaders.

so the only legislative victories of labour, the uk's "centre-left" party are thus far 1. legal to kill grandma 2. all trans people banned 3. like 65% of all adults are now technically terrorists 4. do you have a loicense to read wikipedia

Hardbacks are books. Paperbacks are books. eBooks are books. Audio books are books. The delivery mechanism doesn't matter. What matters is the enjoyment of story.

If you missed my radio show tonight the web version is now up at itsasmallworld.neocities.org with 12 supplemental videos - this week's random old show is #38 with 11 supplemental videos. You can catch up on all the old ones at www.mixcloud.com/NoiseboxRadi...

A new podcast episode is live, available to stream and I say THE BOUNCERRRRR a bit too much open.spotify.com/episode/1Iv9...

I maintain that one of the internet's main sins was making everyone believe they were a good reviewer of media.

The main problem with kids nowadays is that almost none of them have heard a drummer get wicked

Meant to make this message all week but now I've discovered it's happened to me. It's that time of year where twitch seems to randomly unfollow people from streams they enjoy & you'll wonder why you haven't seen that streamer live so just check your favorite streams & make sure your still following!

Oh yeah, I'm ill but I keep going because I've got the money and staff to help manage it as I work is such a great message🤔

The government will be rolling out VPN detector vans this Autumn to make sure no one's having an unlicensed tug

World Car Explosion is *not* about Teslas blowing up, but with a few tweaks it could be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unay...

Andrew Foley: John Cooper Clarke in the Style of LS Lowry 🙏

Spoonerism Day? I spoonerism everyday, I hant celp it!

If you were born between 1970-1990 you may not have full MMR protection, even if you had parents who took you for all your jabs. The NHS will give you a free booster. With cases surging, this is a great way to protect yourself & your community. I’m getting mine tomorrow www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

Now that performative wokeness is no longer mainstream they can go back to being publicly evil

Ooh, I could promote me wares! In my new video, it's the big one, as Stu Francis and his light-ent pals drag crazed audiences and celebrity guests through the gunge-slathered antics of Crackerjack (Crackerjack!) youtu.be/CG1szuBUSqE?...

The police investigation in to Kneecap was huge fucking news. Days of headlines pushing the fact it had the police involved. Dropped without a word. I’m so fucking angry with the government, the police and the complicit media.

The fact Boris Johnson can be racist but still become PM whilst a Black MP can get suspended for understanding racism is kind of a trip isn't it

Me, mortified and running away because the Coldplay kiss cam landed on me while I was eating scrambled egg directly from the pan with a Pret fork I found in the bottom of my bag coz the dishwasher was on when I wanted to eat.

1985: The Never Ending Story 2025: The Never Ending Laundry