it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. Or cross national borders. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or play pro sports. Or they just do it in public, wearing pants.

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

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Screw your GenAi profiles, let's bring back toon me's!

When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured” www.reuters.com/investigatio...

It'll soon be summer

Victoria Wood came in to the train station I was working and asked if the Oxenholme train was on time. I told her it was. She waited for it and met someone from the train, then they left the station.

We never should have explained what gatekeeping is.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict by Pink Floyd

I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint

The genie “You can go back to meet your 16 year-old self, but you can only say three words” Me, arriving in 1995 “Buy Apple socks-“ Reappears now “-stocks! Damnit.” Sees I’m wearing socks with apples on them “motherfu-“

Cats by Shou Xin

This hits me in my nerd humor spot.

#StarTrek #FunFact Actor Jeffrey Combs was allergic to the blue makeup required for Shran. Instead, producers applied makeup and costume changes to the other actors and repainted sets, then altered the color timing of the video footage to achieve the effect. Below is a frame of the untouched video.

Hey, pals, this study is headed by Lisa Littman, noted transphobe and pseudoscientist. She's on the advisory board for the genocidal anti-trans group GENSPECT. Do not, under any circumstance, participate in this junk study.

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Thoroughly fed up of the people I most love in the world all happily using ChatGPT. I feel like I'm going mad

#RIP to a true LEGEND 🙏🙏🙏🕊️

Hope your mum’s not too sore after her fall

"Get off my pewter tankard"

Just letting you know that instead of doomscrolling, you could be watching Rik Mayall reading George’s Marvellous Medicine.

I hate that they rebranded tangerines as “easy peelers” because “easy peelers” sound like the sort of thing the Artful Dodger would say whilst being arrested

Remembered the most random thing I own tied to a celebrity (imo). Valerie Singleton's Wax Jacket Also, that's the name of my next song and album! 😄

I decided to become a musician when I saw how many tellies the Art Of Noise got to watch on stage

Some pieces of comedy never get old or stale. This is one of them. I watch it every week or so, and it always makes me roar. youtu.be/MR2sfT9gHz4?...

I found out that the queen mother had died when there was a question about it in a pub quiz. It was like 6yrs later

If you haven't already you should definitely sponsor me to do a big walk for charity, it's happening in April www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...

Good.

Great studio memories

Fuzzy Felt

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

OOH! Would you look at those shiney new demos! :O It's TRY-IT-TUESDAY time again, so why not join us whilst we check out a load too? Y'never know, you might see something you like! twitch.tv/zombiworkshop :)

As a reminder, for no reason whatsoever.... tinyurl.com/cheapshowmerch 🤫

absolute filth on Antiques Roadshow

very good ideas on the latest @cheapshow.bsky.social

[waiter] for you madam? [me] I'll have roast beef with all the trimmings [my date, Vidal Sassoon] what

without revealing your age, get off the internet

My New Year’s resolution is to stop seeking approval all the time, if that’s ok with everyone.

It bears repeating: music lovers use their hi-fi to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their hi-fi.

Boop

I'm doing Vagueanuary. l've given something up. I'm just not sure what it is.

Just shoved an orange up a chicken's ass! How's your New Year's Day going?

26 years ago your band was playing Tequila for a cat which had Gran Turismo 2 in its lap