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It is once again time to repost this classic.

Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.

JICYMI - hugely enjoyable interview with the Count himself on the Today Programme this morning: starts at 2hrs54min into the show.

I'm sure he was trying to install an air conditioner. It happens.

Imagine if Republicans had even half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.

Vegetarian vampires, 1962 By Spanish Surrealist painter Remedios Varo #WomensArt

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Best comedy of the year

as reported by algaezeera

Today I'm celebrating Bloomsday by recreating Joyce's favourite activity: not being in Dublin.

"André," is a collaborative kinetic sculpture created by artists Amora Doris & Jules Bonnot. It functions as a hand-cranked mutoscope, driving a series of 100 ink illustrations that create a delightful animated scene. IG: @amoradorisplasticienne

Martyn Turner

Last night there was a moment when a call went out by activists for spare beds for around 30 people and within less than an hour it was confirmed they were all sorted. Unbelievable work.

"If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it." - Roald Dahl

These politicians exploit democracy to undermine European security. 🧵 1/16 ⬇️

Billionaire profits = unpaid wages for the workers who create those profits. Greedy capitalist profiteering has been killing us for generations. #SocialistSunday #poverty #CostOfLiving #inequality #bbcbreakfast #r4today #bbclaurak #ToriesBrokeBritain #ToryBrexitDisaster

Baby-proofing the house (in case they launch a surprise attack)

Celebrating the magic of @arethafranklin at #thekennedycenter 2015 #kchonors

The legend @cmatbaby.bsky.social said a lot more in her acceptance speech than what RTÉ are reporting. (Video posted by Lisa McLoughlin on Instagram - www.instagram.com/reel/DYnTKR3...) #Speirgorm

Social Democrats, the Greens and Labour got almost 40 percent of the vote in Dublin Central. Two racist gowls got just over 20 percent. Guess who you'll hear more about tomorrow? Guess whose votes the other dumbasses will go chasing? Give me strength.

An death just like George Floyd: In Dublin, Ireland, Yves Sakila, a Black Irish Congolese man, appears to have been killed by criminal justice system actors who kneeled on his neck moments before he died. Yves Sakila mattered. Black Lives Matter. Details: www.instagram.com/p/DYfk9HWiPx...

Some say one of these is a modern forgery but I disagree, these are clearly the same picture:

Us being weird and silly, dog oblivious

To celebrate Sir David Attenborough's 100th birthday please do enjoy this clip of the legend himself meeting a quite incredible bird guy. Happy Birthday, Sir Dave! Here's to another 100 years!

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

It’s World Press Freedom Day. It took me 4 yr to get my press credentials. I was 70 yrs old. I’ve never been so proud of anything, and I’ve had a lot of accomplishments in my life. If you see someone with a press pass and a camera, thank them. Bluesky needs to add more text lines for reasons

History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed

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The service was fine. The landing, not so much. #CalvinandHobbes #WouldNotRecommend

Hi I can’t stop laughing

The Fraud's Prayer: Our Father, who art in the White House, hallowed be thy combover; thy blingdom come; thy will be dumb; In Washington as you are in Florida. Give us this day our daily round of golf. And forgive us our insider trading, as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

I think this is my favourite so far. Alice Knox in Blackrock, Co. Dublin who is very glad to be single. #1926census nationalarchives.ie/collections/...

Hobbes described love as your brain shorting out, your mouth babbling nonsense, and sweating profusely until she leaves. Medically speaking, he’s not wrong. #CalvinandHobbes #Relationships

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this goes hard as fuck

We've reached the point that they're using the Epstein files to cover up Iran

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Somewhere Naomi Klein sighs heavily, resets a “days since last incident” sign back to zero, writes “MOON” on a post it note and underlines it twice

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The confidence to blame your parents mid-scolding is unmatched #CalvinandHobbes #Classic

it's so cool to see the earth from this angle, that's the strait of gibraltar bottom left

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE