happy holiday to those who observe

“I need him SO BAD” and it’s literally just Roland of Gilead

One of Hands — 🖼️ Prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv... 🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck helveticablanc.bigcartel.com

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you could not help

Beautiful duck heading in for a swim

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ONE MORE THING…

But if I don’t post every time I go for a run how will everyone know that I’m a super skinny workout exercise diva slay of all time ?????

I don’t CARE about work I want to sit at home in my cozy bed watching tiktoks of hot shirtless dudes making thirst traps in halloween masks

save me literally any combination of potatoes and cheese

Friend: are you almost ready for our hike? Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins

No monster bf but I did get this super cute pumpkin pie beanie

Making sure to put on blush before going to the haunted corn maze because what if one of the monsters is cute

So far the best mornings I’ve had in Washington state have been going to get bagels in the rain, made even better now with the changing fall leaves 🤩🤩🤩

Putting the hot in hot for teacher

FACES OF UNIVERSAL HORROR so far… Not sure if I’m gonna make it the full 31 days (deadlines and all that) but I’ll give it my best shot.

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I googled Roland of Gilead as a spellcheck and happened to see who’s listed as one of his children and I’m sobbing bro??? I ACHE

So NOBODY was going to tell me that The Mist movie literally opens on a painting of my sweet baby boy Roland of Gilead ???????

Inktober Day 09 - Heavy

So anyway now my classroom officially has a Muppets reference as well as a ska music reference 😌

I have an eloper and I ate shit running after him and now my body is screaming and bleeding and my wrist won’t bend they are GOING TO KILL ME

As a teacher with years and years of experience I am an expert when I say this: my current group of students are horrible terrible evil little creatures sent from the deepest pits of hell to try to kill me personally

It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple

😃 #oilpainting #art

a witch using her guile to lure me into the woods: hey do you wanna go into the woods? me: yeah okay

I should paint more clowns

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

My wife skipping every track on her weezer playlist, muttering to herself, “why does every song suck?”

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

Something from the ol' comfort zone for the beginning of autumn

Five little speckled frogs, sat on a speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs YUM YUM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Weed makes you thirsty because when you smoke the fish in your stomach get hungry and eat all the water. They start thrashing around and that’s what heart palpitations are.

Nvm saved it with a bangin dress

Tried to save a makeup look that was going overboard with more glitter but now I just look sparkly and possessed

some spooky season trinkets #art #illustration #digitalart

Together.

I have a student that often acts in ways that result in incident reports, so much so that upon pick up every day the parents come up to me with expecting eyes, and on good days I LOVE being able to channel my inner Jeff Probst and saying “I got nothing for ya, grab your stuff and go!”

one battle after another (2025)

It's the spooky season! It's been 9 years since I drew NOSFERATU! - a graphic retelling of Nosferatu. www.crwnstudios.com/collections/...

computer. increase breakfast potato

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Calling out of work bc if the government can play hooky so can I

i think she could fix me

Another day, another (screams forever)

Pain of Sight - original art available