it is the special time of year when i get to day drink and make a bunch of pie dough while watching black christmas

#artvsartist2025 muddlin’ through somehow

the christian influencers who followed their shitty celebrity pastor to the region and opened a coffee shop where they painted over one of my favorite murals recently bought the bar i like to sketch at. don’t hang on. nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.

my sister is renting a basement apartment in the home of a woman we’ve known since high school who once committed vehicular manslaughter and has mar-a-lago face. she was moving some stuff in and smelled gas, texted about the leak, and the woman replied, “the house always smells like gas, it’s fine”

One thing I keep thinking about is that one of the most important keys to real creativity is utter boredom and ai prevents people from ever being able to be truly bored, creating an constant supply of bright jingling keys

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here is a ghost acrylics on canvas panel. 5x7.

Going to a scenic village built around an ancient mineral spring of diet coke

markets are officially over for the year and i have added all of my leftover ornaments to my shop at a discounted price until tomorrow night deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

markets are officially over for the year and i have added all of my leftover ornaments to my shop at a discounted price until tomorrow night deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

hate dealing with the inevitable

some frankenlady warm-up drawings

some frankenlady warm-up drawings

i keep watching videos of hand engraving and feeling the longing

here is a ghost acrylics on canvas panel. 5x7.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

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they were right to put “eli roth presents” in front of dream eater. it’s a dire warning.

the high desert is one of my favorite places to experience horror

thinking about how it’s gonna be like 35F during my market setup in the morning. i wonder why i don’t feel motivated to start packing.

the only movie i’ve ever seen is lifeforce and it was really cool

treated myself to some gorgeous little skulls from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social 😍😍😍

more lil skull masks

It's Thanksgiving AND Gamera's 60th! Looks like turtle meat is back on the menu!

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the blood woman is happy to see you. acrylics on velvet. 2022.

i love when someone driving too fast almost slams into me because i slowed down to avoid plowing into an animal that ran out into the road

thing keeping my spirits up today is imagining tim robinson at the suspiria dance academy

today is the anniversary of one of the worst days of my life and i am celebrating by getting tipsy while my nephews play shaq fu at the family friendly bar

stopped to move a snapping turtle out of the middle of the road while an old guy in one of those dumbass jeep trucks pulled up to yell out of his window “that thing’ll bite you!!” it didn’t.

cryptid cookie ornaments? cryptid cookie ornaments. i started drawing a bigfoot one but i got bored.

i am charmed by this coffee stand’s sign

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brands are trying to send me stuff on ig again but i am never making a video for anyone

i listed a bunch of ornaments tonight deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

up to stuff

watched it a second time and bring her back is still presently my favorite movie of the year i think. looking forward to keeper and man finds tape though. and i haven’t seen the shrouds yet.

alternatively, if you'd like to help out but don't have much money to spare, donations would be much appreciated, it's to cover treatment for a prostate-related condition that's impacting my quality of life and ability to work (sorry for the tmi) ko-fi.com/cromsferatu

i like when jessica fletcher solves a murder and then is like, hmm cops don’t need to know about this one

have been doodling a bunch of halloween skull masks for this year’s christmas ornament collection, as one does

Keep Trying #art

had another idea for something stupid that i fucking hate, which is how artists come up with their “best selling stickers”

donald pleasance is my favorite columbo murderer

"The Hunt of Past Seasons" Oil on canvas 24" x 20"

there’s a new local mural that isn’t very good and it saddens me because it’s for a business and a subject i enjoy. but someone posted a picture of it and one of the comments said, “Alot of imagery!!” and i do love that.