the strangers chapter 3 opens with a title card that has the definition of “serial killer” if you were wondering if renny harlin nailed the landing

me when Sam Raimi makes his actors vomit on each other

when someone tries to say genAI is good for any reason you can just call them a loser and then go do something cool like draw a fish monster or read blackwater by michael mcdowell. there are other fish monster related activities you can get up to also.

hey

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

this is how my dog lets me know she wants me to pet her while i work. my head is right here where your hand is going anyway, she says.

26/1/26 - nocturn

Ice has lost the moon landing deniers

a painting about better dreams

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They're gonna have to go ahead and give Peggy Hill her Oscar this year, bit of a make good on not rewarding her earlier but she was still cooking in 2025.

lately

"Topsy Turvy"

today i saw an old man doing nunchucks while sitting on top of a big wooden turtle at a children’s play area. he slipped off the top and smashed his balls on the turtle’s head.

blood blessings. acrylics on canvas. january 2025.

my dog has a mystery health issue and my vet wants him to lose a little weight and go from there, but also weight loss is one of the symptoms of serious illness i’m supposed to look out for. so i am driving myself insane.

floatin’ head doodlin’

here is a ghost acrylics on canvas panel. 5x7.

i am finally watching horror in the high desert 4 tonight

#artvsartist2025 muddlin’ through somehow

it is the special time of year when i get to day drink and make a bunch of pie dough while watching black christmas

#artvsartist2025 muddlin’ through somehow

the christian influencers who followed their shitty celebrity pastor to the region and opened a coffee shop where they painted over one of my favorite murals recently bought the bar i like to sketch at. don’t hang on. nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.

my sister is renting a basement apartment in the home of a woman we’ve known since high school who once committed vehicular manslaughter and has mar-a-lago face. she was moving some stuff in and smelled gas, texted about the leak, and the woman replied, “the house always smells like gas, it’s fine”

One thing I keep thinking about is that one of the most important keys to real creativity is utter boredom and ai prevents people from ever being able to be truly bored, creating an constant supply of bright jingling keys

hey

Going to a scenic village built around an ancient mineral spring of diet coke

markets are officially over for the year and i have added all of my leftover ornaments to my shop at a discounted price until tomorrow night deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

markets are officially over for the year and i have added all of my leftover ornaments to my shop at a discounted price until tomorrow night deadspiderhands.bigcartel.com

hate dealing with the inevitable

some frankenlady warm-up drawings

some frankenlady warm-up drawings

i keep watching videos of hand engraving and feeling the longing

here is a ghost acrylics on canvas panel. 5x7.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

hey

they were right to put “eli roth presents” in front of dream eater. it’s a dire warning.

the high desert is one of my favorite places to experience horror

thinking about how it’s gonna be like 35F during my market setup in the morning. i wonder why i don’t feel motivated to start packing.

the only movie i’ve ever seen is lifeforce and it was really cool

treated myself to some gorgeous little skulls from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social 😍😍😍

more lil skull masks