difficult, grief-steeped year all said and done but looking back, i got a lot more done than i thought - graduated law school - sold some comics - wrote some comics - got married - hit 4 years no booze / 8 years vegan - helped my rescue dog come out of his shell / find his personality

baby grinch gives me cuteness aggression so bad…i would beat the fuck out of this little bastard

tapped out on new KNIVES OUT—really dug the first two but not even Benoit Blanc could save that script 😮‍💨

Can’t overemphasize what seeing Vince Staples watching Videodrome on a flight would do to my brain chemistry

if you need ai to generate ideas then im sorry but you are dumb as fuck 😭

this is one of the most evil, dystopian things ive ever seen? “do you yearn for the games of your childhood? play them again, soaked with the blood of real children”

imo if all the richest ppl on the planet are at once begging you to lower your standards for art and media consumption you can bet that it benefits them more than whatever they selling your ass on and should consider the opposite of what's suggested

just accidentally listened to a sleep token song via an instagram story and it took like 15 seconds before i realized it wasn’t an ai-generated “we are charlie kirk” meme

Trevor is one of the preeminent Guy Creators of our time.

tryna get mfs festive this year is like pulling teeth

im ngl…i do not think timothee chalamet has “it”. any perceived swag is an act. it is manufactured

real ones will remember 😈💅🏻

jasmine is telling me about a show called “mad men” and it seems bonkers

gonna dig a spiky jacket out of deep freeze brb

as of today’s update, there are more than 20 pages of BUSINESS AS USUAL for you to read for free online!! CHAPTER 1: barkmouchard.com/bau-1 CHAPTER 2: barkmouchard.com/bau-2

just remembered i almost joined a ska band called “the land before tim” in my young adulthood….hmm

two new pages of BUSINESS AS USUAL are up!! we’ll be on a holiday break for the next few weeks—see you in the new year!! READ HERE: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-2 Catch Up: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-1

i keep that mf thing (a chihuahua) on me

my dog is so mad the neighborhood post office decided to start enforcing rules (no dogs allowed). the pet store is next door to it, so when he sees me heading out the door with boxes, now he assumes he’s getting stiffed out of a treat

in 2026 i am reclaiming baby bangs from the terfs. i would look too cute for such a transgression to stand

new earrings and a bang trim…this bitch is ready to run errands 💅🏻

new edition of my newsletter is out; publishing plans for 2026 and a 2025 wrap up buttondown.com/barkmouchard...

This March, @caitlinyarsky.bsky.social and I will be releasing DEAD TEENAGERS, a slasher about the most terrifying thing I can imagine: Being stuck in high school forever: www.ign.com/articles/exp...

parents of teenagers: how do you get them to be More Tidy

turned in a script and everyone loved it and there were no notes 😇😇😇 it’s hell yeah o clock

sending the second edition of my twice-yearly newsletter out tomorrow. subscribe here if you’d like it in your inbox. ill be laying out the plan for 2026, publishing-wise, and touching on some of my favorites from 2025 buttondown.com/barkmouchard

i got a fucked up lil guy tattooed on me again

I actually do consultation/coaching for freelance creatives wanting a healthier work balance! I helped @soengery.bsky.social, I can do my best to help you too 🙏 www.raynadine.com/consultation

you gotta read this book. no one is doing social/political satire like mattie. my favorite reading experience of 2025.

i had my last law school final last night and now im sitting at the shop about to get tattooed by my buddy

BUSINESS AS USUAL’s been updated with two new pages!! With the facility’s generator driving the snakes to the surface, this is where things really start to ramp up! read here: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-2 catch up: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-1

i really enjoyed a lot of what i read this year, but for first-time reads, these are the standouts. takeaways: - CUJO is my favorite stephen king - jim woodring is a delightful cartoonist - @mattielubchansky.com will always be famous and should be given carte blanche to make whatever she wants

BUSINESS AS USUAL’s been updated with two new pages!! With the facility’s generator driving the snakes to the surface, this is where things really start to ramp up! read here: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-2 catch up: www.barkmouchard.com/bau-1

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

one more exam left and im done with school forever

i love the movie BUGONIA as a work. saw it 2 days ago and think ive gotta watch it again tonight

I wrote the latest installment of TRUE WEIRD, “An Encounter with the Michigan Dogman” — you can get it in RED BOOK 3, out from @readtinyonion.bsky.social / @darkhorse.com December 24th. collaborating with @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social was a dream!! and @adityab.net crushed it on letters, as usual!

someone uhhhh totally destroyed a bus stop in my neighborhood last night?

im reasonably sure that a disgraced comics writer stole my ipod classic out of my backpack at an eccc afterparty in 2018, and with each new revelation about him, my certainty increases

I wrote the latest installment of TRUE WEIRD, “An Encounter with the Michigan Dogman” — you can get it in RED BOOK 3, out from @readtinyonion.bsky.social / @darkhorse.com December 24th. collaborating with @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social was a dream!! and @adityab.net crushed it on letters, as usual!

angel du$t has some really bonkers music videos for this album cycle. im thinkin aoty 2026 youtu.be/iL3nalf4Du8?...

getting tattooed by an artist ive gotten tattooed by so many times that we are friends outside of tattoo time on the 12th :))))))

We’re BACK! BUSINESS AS USUAL, our near-future social satire webcomic follows a group of anarcho punks as they attempt to take down America’s first off the grid ICE detention center. 2 pages drop per week, on Wednesdays Chapter 2: barkmouchard.com/bau-2 Catch Up: barkmouchard.com/bau-1

A thing that remains hilarious to me is how completely correct Moore is but careerist creators + fandom whose entire project builds off his vital work profess their 'love' for him ritualistically, while participating in the very white supremacist power fantasy peddlin he warns against/regrets aiding

We’re BACK! BUSINESS AS USUAL, our near-future social satire webcomic follows a group of anarcho punks as they attempt to take down America’s first off the grid ICE detention center. 2 pages drop per week, on Wednesdays Chapter 2: barkmouchard.com/bau-2 Catch Up: barkmouchard.com/bau-1

🚨i got a new pair of pants and they are good🚨

the chair company rocks

Just 3 DAYS and a bit over $700 left to reach my goal on the DREAMHOUSE Kickstarter! Help me hit that goal and maybe add a stretch goal or two! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

what i listened to last month