Creep past the wreck and I Think about you youtu.be/QQv65WZ8WWA?...

It's come to my attention that google ai will give an overview of Lobster Telephone Records which is what I put on forms when I submit to streaming services This is fine. Kinda silly. I appreciate that the summary makes it seem like my work is laser focused rather than low impact However

While you are not safe I am not safe

I know not on what website WWIII will be litigated on but WWIV will be litigated with sticks and stones.

If I walk up to you with hammer and say “I could break your knees if you don’t give me $20 but I won’t,” would you feel relieved that I’d ruled out breaking your knees?

everything is bad but matthew smith from outrageous cherry is a really good radio dj passengerradio.com/dj/matthew-s...

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

While you are not safe I am not safe

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

@moviessilently.bsky.social There's a screening of Bed and Sofa dir Abram Broom in my town soon, and I was wondering if it's one you have thoughts on

My first encounter with non tragic queer representation was "Freexone" and it remains essential

All things are beautiful! All trees! All towers! Beautiful! youtu.be/m4e1g36zg-Q?...

Around Portland, dog edition (same house)

I think it is worse to give CBS/Paramount money than it is for new Star Trek to cease production Star Trek has been an important part of my life as long as I remember I think it is worse to give CBS/Paramount money than it is for new Star Trek to cease production

America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing. America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49305/...

Just saw yesterday that a Doktor Glas movie is coming out next month. Perhaps you're surprised that I have a gag ready for such occasion, but I doubt that's the case

Happy half Jan everybody Blessed Blessed Blessed

Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.

To American Poets by Bill Knott. From a collection published in 1968

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

the prevalence of this stuff should encourage us all to become people who legit would not recognize a famous person if we saw them in line at Food Lion /thread

can someone just show him this

Tfw you try to make time war fan art but instead make pepsi fan art

Journaling is going pretty well despite the intrusion of flu Although on my reflection page for last week I wrote (and underlined) "Freedom is free from the need to be free" So it's not without struggles

Yes, they're making up a guy to get mad at, but crucially; they HAVE TO make up a guy to get mad at, otherwise they've got some uncomfortable truths to confront. This is why they got so mad at Alyssa Mercante for simply reporting on what they actually do and interviewing them. They need their Other.

If Ariana Grande can sell me "He should be happy — mama, he's blue" in character as a woman nearly dead of old age, I'll finish my hat

every time George is in the news

We should have a nationwide program of introducing badgers onto golf courses to help control the golfing population.

there are worse things than ariana grande

Oprah is on the cover of People magazine for an interview about her weight loss In my entire life perhaps the only real constant has been Oprah talking about her weight loss

Okay but there should always be more discussion of Matilda Gage and her impact on Oz

Also hey For queer (or any marginalized groups') stuff to "cross over" means queer people not being the majority and maybe not being the plurality of the audience Sorry if this is new to you

The only good pseudo archaeologist is... well, you know

What many folks may not know about von Däniken's writing premiere: his original Chariots manuscript was so bad that it was edited and largely re-written by Wilhelm Utermann, who was a Nazi. Which I would say did not actually make the book any better. 1/2

Slightly diminish a band: Bronze Apples

Curiosity can lead to either support of science or conspiracies. A recent study found that what matters is how people are curious. Those who dislike uncertainty and want quick answers tend toward conspiracy theories. Those who enjoy exploration and open-ended thinking tend to trust science.

Head canon this ugly sweater is the actual genesis of cursive's ugly organ

love too be recovering from flu while the outside temperature drops 40 degrees over the course of a day

Shadowboxing the apocalypse youtu.be/4xa9TXceL4M?...

Looking for a used copy of Sinclair Lewis's classic anti fascist novel It Can't Happen Here, I stumbled across a Sweet Valley Twins (Sweet Valley High EU) book with that title and made a series of jokes about a Very Special anti fascist Sweet Valley High but IT'S REALLY THAT YOU GUYS

"I left the salon with a shapeless bob ending jaggedly just below my ears, just like San’s. Later, when I was teased by a classmate that I looked like a boy, I turned around and bit his arm, drawing a thin line of salty blood." magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...

still thinking about "you are going — you are going" To the Tune of 'Yu Lin Ling: Bells in Rain' by Liu Yong, tr. Shangyang Fang published in Oxford Poetry summer 2025

Things Are Bad™ but we got these really wide shallow bowls from corelle recently and they are wonderful

it's kind of like if they did interviews with a ouija board and used that as a representative of hasbro

Ben folds being very ben folds (complimentary) about leaving kennedy center and I just really like that we have someone contextualizing our now with Shostakovich pen.org/ben-folds-in...

while you are not safe I am not safe

As with the art for See Also and Not Pictured, making the thing that gets photographed and actually photographing it are two related but distinct steps. This might not be what Unseamed Existences looks like in the end, but I'm pretty sure this is the object that will be photographed for it

Still hung up on there being this many people who can't just imagine stuff? Why is gen AI being tasked with these things at this volume? Did you never play with sticks or did you resent sticks for not being actual laser guns?

The good news, and what Stanton’s work in particular has focused on, is that early and widespread condemnation can stop the move toward genocide. The bad news is that people who should know better are failing to stand up against trans targeting.

these fuckin' drums tho www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4M7...