It means she's about to bring Big Dick Buster to your house, my man

No words needed to say "Whatever you were thinking about doing... Don't"

"I typed a text..."

But should Patio be "pay-she-o" or should Ratio be "rat-tee-o?" 🤔

Went to this Animal Crossing event at the local aquarium today cause wifey looooves the fishing in that game. We meet K.K. Slider, doesn't he look so excited? 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

No more offended than she'd be if I suggested upgrading her hairstyle. (But wait... is she offering to pay for this new wardrobe? 🤔)

Look who's at #9 😎 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

Running Helldivers when one of my squad members says "My mom brought me some Gatorade cuz I'm sick" I was reminded that we share this Internet space with youngsters, ha

Nintendo fans are the obvious culprits, but the latest example is folks starving for *any* info on the Steam Machine.

Time for another Steam Next Fest. Here's some stuff I played! 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

I think the internet makes everyone feel more brave. I've seen folks who can't fight talk like they ain't scared to get their asses kicked, and I've seen folks who *can* fight talk like they can punch their way outta the consequences if their spouse / employer / social circle saw their posts. 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is better than that time someone replaced Catwoman's model with Batman in Arkham City 😂

This is my kinda game! If you like thinking on your feet and making split-second decisions, try the demo on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2497020/...

I still think it's brilliant, but the open world's woefully underutilized. Knockout Tour carries the game for me. If it had mini "quests" like Diddy Kong Racing's story it would be top-tier. The price discussion did NOT fade into the background. I'm glad I got it as part of the bundle!

Oh you like [food that I don't like]? Truly happy for you, because you get to have it all to yourself 👍🏽

This was fun! I wonder if my eye injury messed with the results, though dialed.gg

No fingers up. 👴🏽

I somehow moved my arm in just the right way to catch the drawstring on my hoodie, making it swing so the end hit me right in the eyeball. Now I gotta take the day off to see the eye doctor 😒

I like that we have moderation lists so I don't have to see most of the shitty people in the first place. And even if I do encounter one I can just block 'em with the ol' laser eyes and it'll be like they no longer exist

Now that the Trilogy Remake is coming (😏) here's a reminder that Kratos was a FREAK back in the day 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

The Bluesky audience when I post about playing video games vs. when I post about letting my kid paint my nails 😅

Letting my daughter the nail tech practice on me. She hooked me up with a lovely shade of green! 💅🏽 #GetYaWhimsyUp

I *dare* you to tell me this doesn't fit! 😤 🎮 #BlackskyGamers

AYYYYYY, I just found out Stacher works with Bluesky too! So you can easily download videos people post on here - just use the url of the post that has the video in it. 🤯

2026 is the year I start relying less on Google and "the cloud" in my daily life. Takes a bit of work but I'm up for the challenge! Objective #1: Replacing Google Home with Home Assistant www.xda-developers.com/smart-home-s...

I'm talking about it AND being about it. 💪🏽 (PS, you don't have to be black to support the #Blacksky team - their work could help shape the future of online spaces for everyone!)

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I mean, I guess... This is the guy they REALLY need to cast though

Ay YO... lemme try this out right quick! 👀 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

How am I just now learning that Dragon's Lair had a cartoon? 🫨

I'M A SUR-VI-VOR I'M GONNA MAKE IT I WILL SUR-VIVE KEEP ON SUR-VI-VIN' 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers #Blerdsky #Helldivers2

You know how cold-blooded you gotta be to punch someone in their face with no expression on yours? Dude said 🤛🏽🗿

And this right here is why nothing is stopping US from having a good day. 🖤

"You smell like the outside!"

I designed a few t-shirts with some of my favorites. ✊🏽 #CreatorsOfBlacksky

I kinda want that keyboard with a Stream Deck built in. But it's $350, and I already have a bunch of Stream Decks. 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers #CreatorsOfBlacksky

How you gonna kick ME? It's not my fault dude got killed fucking around instead of getting on the shuttle 😂 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers #Helldivers2

Thanks, but I prefer the politically correct Fart *Ninjas.* 🥷🏽 (My niece got me this shirt a long time ago 😅)

Oh and this new God of War Metroidvaina shadow dropped TODAY like a Beyoncé album! Guess I got a good reason to blow the dust off my PS5 😅

I'm glad TC Carson and Sony Santa Monica seem to be on good terms after he got replaced as Kratos in GoW 2018. I never thought they'd bring him back for a prequel - and a 2D side-scroller at that!

CONTROL Resonant, Crimson Moon, Beast of Reincarnation, and the one where you're a giant buff chicken - lotta 3rd-person hack-and-slash type games in the State of Play. Lucky for me, that's one of my favorite genres. 😁 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

Wack ass, Jackass, Lame.

I *do* like having all these greys in my beard, I *don't* like how they feel like they're made of plastic.

Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice https://kotaku.com/relooted-review-heist-game-steam-game-pass-2000667754

Funko Pop vs. Nendoroid, a.k.a. "You vs. The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About"

Age Verification? GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTEN-DON'T.

GAMING QUESTION OF THE DAY: Which games did you like enough to buy related merchandise? Clothes, figurines, art, etc. I wanna see them! 🎮 #Gaming #BlackskyGamers

And what if you gay son *and* thot daughter called shotgun at the same time?