@ Brandon Beane

Stunt. On. These. Hoes.

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom:

a non-zero number of pasty-faced ICE goons who are fully ancestry dot com-pilled about being like .0002% Irish will have their day sincerely, authentically ruined by this knowledge, and that makes it so beautiful to me

what if instead of treating life as a competition we treated more of life as an experience worth enjoying

this shit needs more attention too

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

As the great Marv Levy once said: Too cold for them, just right for us.

lol owned

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

There is much pain in the worid but not in believing in Josh Allen

Sean Ryan cleaning the fuck up in the general now that we've crossed this hurdle, a Bills Superbowl victory, a free and independent Great Lakes in our lifetime, and the Sabres nabbing Lord Stanley's Cup, I don't ask for much

The U.S. military already has a base on Greenland! It’s been there since 1953! It’s called Pituffik Space Base and used to be called Thule Air Force Base. It’s the U.S.’ northernmost military base. www.petersonschriever.spaceforce.mil/pituffik-sb-...

Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.

The Froot Loops toucan is gay and everyone knows it

I need to know if Ken is aware of the original slut gnomes of false Berlin post

Excommunicate him Leo, please excommunicate him it'd be SO funny I need this Leo I'll even start going back to church if you publicly excommunicate him.

and why exactly are we not supposed to be sharing the freely public information that Jonathan Ross is the man who publicly executed someone in broad daylight. if he felt so ashamed, maybe he shouldn't have been filming himself do it.

mental health crisis averted, my ass still looks phenomenal in leggings

If I am ever killed by the armed Nazis marching through these streets I hereby ban libs from crying about how my death needs to be independently mourned as if it’s not related to the hundred other Nazi tendencies of the federal government.

lot of goof balls on here trying to co-opt the Say Her Name movement and fellow crackers, we are not doing that.

As your internet lawyer I advise you to keep it in the group chat for the next 48 hours

Just a reminder to not fedpost on main, regardless of how righteously angry you might feel

['Nam style PTSD flashback of even having to passively observe the Cherry Orchard bullshit on tumblr]

Bumping this one last time, our couch just broke beyond repair because of fucking course it did. I also want to thank everyone, donations or not, for everything you've done to help kiddo and I. I am floored with the generosity and kindness of everyone here. It's just incredible and so moving.

It is the story of Bugs Bunny, forever taking a wrong turn in Albuquerque, and getting into conflict with a different Looney Tune each time

penelope held out that long because he was of a goofy and stoopid nature. 'nobody' in greek is 'outis'. he had JOKES.

Hello #BillsMafia. This was my first regular season experiencing your ways. To answer the question so famously asked every kickoff, I'd humbly like to extend an answer:

I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.

What's not written here is that Scott Adams did not undergo the standard prostate cancer treatment arc, but instead wanted to prove that IVERMECTIN CURES CANCER And all he proved is that IVERMECTIN DOES NOT CURE CANCER. This is, by far, the funniest thing Scott Adams has ever done.

The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates

It’s official: RFK Jr has officially reduced recommended childhood vaccines from 17 to 11, removing universal vaccine recommendations for RSV, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, dengue and two types of bacterial meningitis. This reckless contravention of science is going to kill people.

every single member of congress can propose legislation. being in the minority has no bearing on this. when republicans were in the minority they constantly proposed shit, which hit the news and told their base they were fighting for them. but somehow democrats dont have access to this?

i really despise “spicy” as euphemism for books that contain sex. youre allowed to say you read erotica!!! its okay!!!!!!

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

I have never been to the Ralph for any reason and never will again, and today is exactly the 3rd football game I'll have ever been to. Say hey if you see me out there.

JFC.

A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.

Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please. Script.

It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.

Folks doing the "I didn't vote for this" "Yes you did" dance just gotta shut the fuck up. You can't lib your way out of this. You think this country wouldn't be involved in any bombings, coups, or arms deals with a different president? You have every right to be angry, but not holier than thou.

kiss me, you're beautiful - these are truly the last days

pro tip:

”i like your shoelaces” “thanks i stole them from the mayor of new york city”

SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!

this is such an important thing to recognize and call out the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led