the sweetest moments with this cat are punctuated by the thought "you used to live in the trash"

We actually have a good amount of supporters who disagree with me on a number of key issues. Every single one of them says they’re voting for me because they know where I stand and I won’t lie to them. The bar is in hell.

I regret to say that there really is an audience for Bill Maher's shit, and it's Gen X or late Boomer guys who thought they were cool in their youth because they were atheists who liked porn, and who resent young people for being young. And they mostly have money! Same audience as the Free Press.

Listen closely to every word of this

I never considered what it feels like for mice to be stuck on a glue trap until the "should Newsom run in 2028" discourse

"If you seized all Elon's wealth it'd only be like $2,000 per American." Do you know what a $2,000 'Fuck Elon' stimulus check would do for people and the country economically, emotionally and morally?

More like dOnal chump

Ridiculous how people are clowning in these goofy ass shoes by saying they look like objectively cool things from the 90s The Joker Trapper Keepers Looks like they should light up when you walk Looks like they should have a pocket of metalic slime If Purple Gushers was a shoe Ahhh Real Monsters

what's with the lighting? they doing this one in the back conference room?

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

2026 basically

Wrote about the very unhelpful convo around gavin newsom. arguing over whether we all will or won't vote for him in the general is just helping him establish himself as the GE candidate. He's not even the leader! we don't need to pretend he is! www.everythingishorrible.net/p/we-can-bea...

Another thing to add to the Dem platform: all of these contracts were plainly procured through fraud, not one of them will be honored, and all culpable parties will be prosecuted. This isn't a "radical" demand, it's the bare minimum required to re-establish the rule of law.

"We're targeting violent criminals with good-paying jobs for deportation."

start your day out right

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

A big fear I have is guesting on a podcast and it being so bad they don’t release it and me knowing that they’ve put out episodes called things like “Jeff bought groceries” and “Alex went to jail again”

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

Lolol, baby Jack Quaid in Hunger Games

It is wild to see just how effin crazy all the "boring" Republican candidates from 2016 turned out to be

The RFK number seems like a massive failure of the media to explain what RFK is doing to our public health system and how catastrophic it will be

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

One of the terrible things about the ICE occupation of Minneapolis is that they’ve been doing stuff that is so crazy that people assume it’s some kind of exaggeration, despite being widely documented on video. Following observers home! Lurking outside elementary schools! Black-bagging citizens!

The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.

i often think about this review

This looks like one of those front pages you’d have seen in April or August of 1945.

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

Hey there Pam Bondi if you have nothing to hide why were you tracking what congressmen were searching on the Epstein files? Why uh…. Why…. Why so nervous?

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours https://theonion.com/exhausted-friends-slowly-realize-they-were-playing-board-game-wrong-entire-6-hours/

NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note: Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

I better not see this bitch on Dancing With the Stars

The Trump angle has people, understandably, jumping to the conclusion this was a political murder but from the whole story it's at least as likely this was a volatile drunk who was mad that his daughter thought it wasn't safe for him to have a gun and proved her point by shooting her by accident

also IF the AI doomerism was correct and we are in the process of building literal Skynet the ONLY ethical way forward would be to deploy lethal military violence against the AI industry and it's researchers worldwide. If you aren't suggesting that, you don't believe this is end-the-world serious.

Why in God’s name would anyone believe there are going to be consequences for any of this?

Please, *please* spend a lot of time doing a full public Republican investigation of a triumphant performance by the most charismatic human being on earth.

Uh hey, Andy, I don't think you were tuned into the same channel as the rest of us? Can you describe the porno you were watching?

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps

Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump

Bad Bunny (planning phase): I wanna do this but make it sexy and inspiring youtu.be/V1508wboZXk?...

So the entire reason they're trying to deport ANYONE/EVERYONE is because they've set quotas. These quotas are based on the lies they've told, that there are 'millions' of undocumented people ('illegal aliens')...you know the ones the DNC bring in on magic busses to steal votes. So yeah.

anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

I can tell you this much: Lowes was pert near empty this time of night. In and out in like 10 minutes