alright gamers today we're doing a rom hack of 12 days of Christmas randomized gift locations no dungeon skips permadeath turned on if you get two birds in a row let's go on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 ladies dancing..

the inventor of "car covered in cameras constantly recording you" is now offering you a robot covered in cameras for your home

"To see those... those... monkeys from those African countries... Damn them! They're still uncomfortable wearing shoes!" - Ronald Reagan

My mother had this revelation in the middle of Christmas dinner when she was in her 50s.

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable

I have the same question but for the god awful banana that shows up whenever I look at a picture on my phone

I hate Donald Trump. That’s why I share every one of his hateful messages with as wide an audience as possible.

feels like a pretty obvious layup for Democrats to say, "this is an egregiously disgusting statement, even for him, and it underlines that the President is undergoing significant physical and mental deterioration, and either he is lying about it or is not aware of it."

hey is it a sign of a healthy social media that like 10 instagram videos in a row were directly or indirectly advertising the ray ban pervert glasses?

This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

All the sodas started out as an attempt to stop people from touching themselves and a cure for “clotted eye” but now we all go “I love Doc Tipsys Chastity Tonic! It’s made right here in Rockville!”

The president interrupted his Christmas remarks because he was confused about whether or not the woman five feet in front of him was his daughter who, he has repeatedly said in public, he would very much like to fuck. Anyway, Merry Christmas!

Really is a problem that for every Mark Cuban ("omg I can buy sports teams yay") there are, like, 25 billionaires who believe God has chosen them to cleanse the Earth with fire and to seed the future of humanity. It's just too much damn money, brains can't handle it.

Hell yeah!🤘(Sleigher playing Deck the Halls/War Pigs on Krampusnacht, Market Square, Pittsburgh). youtu.be/ee91h8yBXJE?...

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

if you're learning American English as a second language there has to be a point where you're like "ANOTHER meaning for 'shotgun'?"

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

Imagine admiring such a little bitch

he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur the whole house was w/o a stir he hit the snow next thing u know Santa said hohohoho hohohoho

I saw 3 Ships kissing Santa Claus deep and crisp and even

I can't wear old preppy brands because I'm actually lacoste intolerant

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves

linkedin job history Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present | Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024 | Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023

Is there a German word for the fleeting feeling of superiority when you know someone's pronouns and someone else misgenders that person and you subtly respond "yeah, I've been following them for a while, they're great"? Is it the same word for when folks here smugly remind a poster about alt text?

Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

I'm open to the idea of LLMs having positive utility in education, but the more I explore the topic and the more experiments I see from others the less open I am to the idea that it has a role in helping students learn to write. It's very "helpful" in producing text for school. Not the same thing.

absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.

Literally the whole reason they were both that big is people made a day of going out to both of them, sometimes in costume. Without that, you have, well maybe not nothing, but not something either

I’m in favor of this but only for financial crimes

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

I was radicalized on the issue of the Supreme Court 25 years ago this month. I’ve spent more than half of my life now waiting for the Democrats and liberalism to get there. They still aren’t. It’s sickening.

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI. I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

They're gonna replace Pete Hegseth with RFK Jr and he'll remove all the food dye from the heroin

I bought this before Jared went crazy

I love the way Michelle Wolf says "baby". I have never heard anyone else say the word "baby" like that and it's funny every time.

The New Deal wasn’t built on a promise that there would be “no ceiling” for the richest Americans. Quite the opposite, in fact. FDR knew its politics could only work if he singled out the rich as villains and knew that its policies could only work if the rich paid their fair share in taxes.

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

None ceiling with strong floor

What a great headline

This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.

cool how my tv now has ads on the home screen, do i get some of the money i paid for it back?

Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.