*brain seeping out of head* *looks around* How is everyone else!?

A coupla people passing by ripped off little pieces to keep for posterity 😂

A public inquiry into the abuse of vulnerable people at Muckamore Abbey Hospital has found "profound and deeply troubling" failures in their care jrnl.ie/7074807

i bet it smell crazy in there www.wsj.com/lifestyle/fi...

Brand it like Beckham: how football’s most shameless shill is cashing in on the World Cup

*I shove a note across the counter to the bank teller* Teller: omg it's a robbery! *teller opens note* Do you like like me? Yes____ No____

Knicks fans put Elmo’s head on a pike while celebrating the team’s NBA Championship victory. 😭 The NYC icon previously shared that he hoped both teams would “have fun 🏀.”

Amir Ghalenoei said Iran had expected to remain in Los Angeles overnight but was instead required to return immediately to Mexico.

Needed on a Monday .

Trying to stand up from a low rider toilet without using the grab bar. We should get Olympic gold for not grunting.

are they locusts

This hasn’t gotten the coverage the riots earlier this week did

we have solar. i just looked, my bill this month is on track to be about $8. i live in virginia and this includes charging an EV.

At a summer festival with a cover band playing all the 80s hits and stuffing my face with bratwurst and ice cold Coke is how I’m doing Saturday apparently. I’ve got mustard on my chin.

Fucking listen here OpenTable, I don't need a reminder I don't fucking eat out often...intentional fucking behavior

Thank you Kane Evans ❤️❤️❤️

Why the hell are they watering the pitch in the middle Of a game

Maybe mention in the headline he’s been charged with 7 counts of rape 🤷‍♀️

Sweetheart, it’s very likely I will turn off SVU, do the dishes and take out the trash, but it’s not “100%” certain www.cnbc.com/2026/06/12/i...

I used to think wisdom came with age. Then I read a whole-ass debate in the group chat about whether you should rinse the sink after spitting out toothpaste. Spoiler: no one rinses.

Well that was an interesting episode of sports

THIS IS MY KNICKS SONG WHO NEEDS GAME SIX SONG

well done, sports bluesky.

This is...socialism

OH MY BAD THERE IT IS

hearing reports from a friend in crown heights that he was asleep with a white noise machine on, until the knicks win woke him up

the thrill of extremely unlikely victory (Al Bello/Getty)

lmao

Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.

To recap the Knicks game, Trump: Inconvenienced everyone. Cost businesses money. Got booed. Fell asleep. Jinxed the Knicks.

Some pics from the Kaiserdom, St Bartholomäus, Frankfurt , Germany.

Will a single media outlet ask whether Trump inconveniencing a commuter cohort the size of the entire population of Wyoming, causing countless ebullient parties to be cancelled, and destroying hundreds of millions of dollars in business, is going to have a negative effect on his popularity? (Nope.)

I’m here to tell you do not google screwworms, it’s not going to make you feel better.

Getting worse. ⚽ The United States has reportedly revoked the travel authorization of many Scottish fans who had already paid for flights, hotels, and ESTA permits to attend the World Cup.

A senate candidate sending dick pics is as American as fucking an apple pie

Video shows Pentagon counterterrorism hire clambering into Capitol on Jan. 6 www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

I've seen this Stephen King movie

Might fuck around and start replying to work emails in pirate speak.... "Ahoy! As per my last missive, ye completely missed the point, ye old seadog."

“.. Mr. Pelley sent a statement to The Times that assailed the new leadership of CBS News, writing that ‘incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc’ at the network. He added, ‘The collapse of values at the top has become untenable.’” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

me: anybody else’s childhood made them needlessly worried about quicksand lol adelaide beachgoer: well…

AI data centres don’t keep your memories safe—they keep them hostage until you click “I agree.”

Choked on air and now have a stupid cough.

There is something powerful about women who know exactly who they are. This haka gave me chills. ❤️ This is what strength, pride, sisterhood, and femininity can look like. Students of Westlake Girls High School in Auckland, New Zealand, performing a powerful Māori haka. #SheShed

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Did he really post that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A total of 17,548 people were living in emergency accommodation in April according to the Department of Housing, which represents another record high www.rte.ie/news/ireland...

Just found out an American chef’s kids are called Ryder and Hunter. The third is Gatherer apparently.

You know shit is serious when the only surviving member of Milli Vanilli drops out. When a lying, thieving, child rapist holds a party, it's going to turn into an insurrection. Girl... you know it's true.