Jesus Christ, Trump's defaming his rape victim while he wasn't even president was not an "official act" that taxpayers should have to pay to defend. This is disgustingly corrupt. When are they going to start bar proceedings against this asshole?

This is only a big deal if you’re into food.

Introvert problems: Wanting to be invited, but not wanting to go anywhere. Being lonely at home, but not wanting anyone in your space unless you really like them. And even if you really like them, you want them to go home soon

If you want to get away with murder or any crime really, do It in Ireland .🤬

You couldn't pay me enough to get on a cruise ship.

📸🍿💫 Tickets to the Obama Presidential Center available May 6.

People are worrying about an artificial intelligence uprising. I’m still waiting for one that can learn how to fold a fitted sheet.

A Pulitzer for Julie K. Brown. Richly deserved, and overdue!

You people crack me up expecting perfection in any one person. Come on man. I know you didn’t just fall off the turnip truck. Speaking of turnips, here’s a cherry blossom if you want perfect.

I could train this highly talented team better than this coach is doing right now and I know nothing #Lfc #YNWA

Fuck I miss klopp ball. Going at teams giving them no room to breathe. Fearing no one. This pass it forward a bit pass it all the way back pass to the side pass it back get beaten to the ball concede rinse repeat.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only - Justified Veronica Mars Law and order Svu Paradise Friends ER Frasier Sons of Anarchy NYPD Blue Golden girls My so called life Homeland Sex and the city Derry girls Father Ted

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Whenever I see Trump looking over the monuments he's designing, this image comes to mind.

New in PN: Trump’s Reichstag fire presidency is immolating "While the world is lucky that Trump — a far lazier man than the quite lazy Hitler — is petering out well before he achieves anything close to the Nazi dictator's horrors, they share a late-regime obsession w/monuments to their failed rule"

The cut to SSI for families who also rely on SNAP was not the Social Security Administration’s idea, even though that agency runs the SSI program. Instead, it was initiated by top White House and DOGE officials last year, ProPublica has learned.

free advice for democrats: get ahead on regulating AI, data centers, prediction markets before its too late.

Bank holiday here in Germany today and it’s going to be 25 degrees. I’d go out but the parks will be full of half naked people sunbathing and I’m too innocent for that .

She encapsulates how millions of women feel about the most repugnant man on the planet

8647 is the number of lies he told yesterday.

Sun's out in Scotland, beautiful. Then you hear it. The first lawn mower of the season. Not enough that I have to put out the bins every week, now I’ve to cut the fucking grass until I die? Is this what William Wallace fought for? Is this the price of freedom??

Breaking news: The Supreme Court weakened a key provision of the landmark Voting Rights Act, a ruling that limits the consideration of race in drawing voting maps and could usher in Republican gains in the House.

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

*US HAS SPENT $25 BILLION ON IRAN WAR SO FAR, PENTAGON SAYS

Got a little time to people watch in downtown Chicago this morning. I love this city.

One of two Lilac bushes in my backyard.

I had to see my doctor as I’ve been waking with morning wood. My doctor says it’s a sign of a healthy heart. Personally, I’d rather have a stroke in my sleep than spend ten minutes calculating the ballistics of peeing into a toilet from three feet away.

*checking my passport renewal date*

This... is apparently something DOJ thinks worthy of charging now.

Hey, Trump administration: If we’re suddenly so concerned about violence, how about indictments of the killers of Renee Good and Alex Pretti?

thanks for literally nothing

Made my day 😂 (IG: Mariel.Taren)

There are currently 37 licensed farmed seaweed sites in Ireland, with 50 more applications pending, the Joint Committee on Fisheries and Maritime Affairs has heard.

Fuck that ballroom.

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

i love watching house hunters international for the buyers like “i’m moving to the center of london, i want rustic english charm with large rooms, a balcony, and my budget is $1500 a month”

I’m not losing my mind. I know exactly where I left it — about six bad decisions ago.

Old town.

Baby formula should be free thanks for coming to my ted talk

Breakfast time

Me *in the Hunger Games Arena*: What's the wifi code?

Who’s your birthday twin ?

If you’re talking about a ballroom instead of talking about the guns, you don’t give a damn about violence in America.

Amen. Never a solution, and in this case would only make him a martyr for his cultists. I'm still holding out hope that he shits himself to death on stage.

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

3rd times the charm obviously wasn’t in evidence this time.

Grumpy pants showed up to steal the feral Cats food again.

Right, it's important to remember that this is unfortunately a fairly common experience for most presidents, but normally presidents don't spend all their time crying about it in public.