AI guy at work took down an environment

The ascendance of the UltraLuigi will unleash a sexual shockwave felt worldwide. Spontaneous hands-free nut. It might open some sort of portal.

every day I thank God that I’m immune to propaganda

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

The Hague

OK Senator but are you currently in DC or on your way back? Have Schumer or Jeffries called their conferences back to town immediately?

in both my personal and professional life I have become The Meeting Cuck: the sole person who joins a scheduled call

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

maybe i will take the day off from work

TGIF

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

Damn Sam Altman is allegedly a sociopath? That’s crazy. You’d never be able to tell the second you looked in his eyes.

someone’s gotta say it: Crunky kinda slaps

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

if i had Tiger Woods Money I’d be so fucking normal. I’d never get a weird DUI.

gonna be a lot more suicides and family annihilations ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

falling accident

theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades

it feels so good to not know what skibidi toilet is

pretty good

I am only just learning that Vampire Survivors has online co-op

NO PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

does jon gjengset still work for an arms dealer or is it chill to watch his vids again?

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

PROJECT HAIL MARY review: I would die for that fucking rock, dude. I would kill for that rock

seeing a maintainer of ai tools lament that ai tools are opening slop prs and it's all a bit

i gotta get a hotdog in me

so much of this decade condensed into one tweet

i fucking hate AI bro the price/TB of storage is making me weep for my media server

I can’t stop thinking about how funny it would be if i got mugged and someone snagged my backpack, empty except for boardgames

me and like 20 other italian american boys on Staten Island lining up to receive our first communion

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

It’s crazy that Microsoft made 2026 the year of linux on the desktop

(wistful) kids today will never have the experience of trying "headies" on a buddy's brand new "vaporizer" (a bong you PLUG IN?!) and then spending two hours rapt as Winamp leverages the raw power of a brand new Pentium III to reveal the face of God via Radiohead bootlegs visualized with Milkdrop

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

this is my absolute favorite post on this site

the only way i can continue living is to choose to believe this was a fact made up to hurt me

risky move, but I’m teaching Annie to play Balatro

finally getting around to listening to Parts Work, the newest Frances Quinlan project from October last year and it fucking rrrrrrrrrrips

03/10/2025 - glenn

there’s a club here in philly where half the reviews on google are from different people who got their phone stolen

Personally i think it would be good and cool if all the stuff from Annihilation happened to me i think i could handle it and I think I’d come out better for it

i could have easily not looked back at Eurydice. I don’t even know her.

inventing something i call “chirodontics”