“Anyway I don’t even live in Maine so that’s not really my problem” I say as I try to discreetly hide John Fetterman behind the curtain.

graham platner can tun this around if he lets me do his cover up

the average american millennial man has been a picker, a grinner, a sinner, a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker, and i believe most of us are back around to lover again

saw this in a discord

when the cat turns into a little croissant >>>>>>>>

I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.

Before AI, if a president wanted to make a video where he dropped poop on protesters, it would cost hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars in effects. Reagan had to do his entirely in stop motion.

it’s crazy that for nearly a decade rightwing shitheads have been using green man suits and patchy greasepaint to make themselves into pepes and someone in portland put on an inflatable costume and instantly reclaimed the frog as a mascot

it’s fucking Cat Lap Season

Come To Scruntberg, PA

me omw to steal your girl

columnists logging into to bsky to start their posts with "you're probably gonna spank my naughty little ass for this, but"

it sucks so bad that the brand of fascism crushing the US is “Brain Poisoned Anime Antichrist”.

Man I hope I’m wrong and hell is real

tremendous drop in quality from Nobody to Nobody 2

I have no desire to play Borderlands 4 but I very much want to play a game i like to imagine titled “Borderlands But They Make It A Good Game This Time”

what are the odds that the kiss emoji increases the hit rate from job spam texts?

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

👉👈

lol irl

seeing lowtax’s wife in the bluesky mod circus replies being like “yeah i’ve seen this shit happen before, it’s real bad” is unreal

Laughing at trans people when they express concern *for their own safety*, smugly pretending it's an academic moderation issue, and mischaracterizing pleas for help as bullying—it's all such shitty behavior.

cancelled my netflix subscription so now i have 25 monthly bucks for indie journalism

You architected a shitty system then. People said "hello, this person is violating the TOS you laid out" and you said "well yes, but we will change the rules so he's ok"

Something Awful would like a fucking word

A Charlie Kirk fan stalked these teenage girls for months, did livestreams where he harassed them, and murdered them after one of them said something critical of Charlie Kirk. This should be headline news. It’s a horrific tragedy.

My job post revolution is to round up anyone who ever sincerely said “Girl Dad” or “Boy Mom” and use a comically large broom to push them all into the trash compactor from Star Wars.

Me: i have some serious concerns about the quality of the code here Product Guy trying to sell my team on AI: So i have a friend who does this and he feeds the output into Claude to refine it, then takes that and runs it through Cursor, and then through ChatGPT

"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?" - the President of the United States of America www.kgw.com/article/news...

if you're finding the anti-llm rhetoric on bluesky a little tiring, there's always LinkedIn

My brother is texting me throughout his Death Stranding playthrough and I think it’s his first Kojima game

I carefully curate a steady stream of cat videos that I like to call “My Girlfriend’s Instagram DMs”

🗣️🗣️🗣️ New Frances Quinlan Music

i need a tasty treat. i absolutely must have a snack

WHY ARE THEY STILL ON THE STRIPPER CLIP LMAO

Genuine Q: do the Chotiner interviews ever result in meaningful backlash against the subjects that really step in it?

got raptured this morning but i didn’t wake up early enough so i was just stuck on the ceiling getting smacked in the head by the dang fan

None of these people are capable of turning an embarrassing loss into a learning moment. They are fixed to being losers.

Finally beat The Radiance, time to start Silksong

Senator John Fetterman eating a sandwich off the floor.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

"nobody wants to work anymore" obviously a false statement. I specifically, however, do not want to work anymore.

historians in future generations will have to address the many various ways that former hosts of The Man Show intersected with America‘a trajectory as a nation

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Prima Guides were illuminated manuscripts for the 90s