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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

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This paint job radiates such incredible boomer energy that I'd expect the horn to just be a very loud "I just wanna grill for God's sake" yell

This is a recurring joke in Wayside School lmao

It's September 1940, and the RAF has just scored the Allies' first decisive strategic victory against the Axis Chamberlain decides now is the time to fly to Berlin and negotiate territorial concessions in exchange for a ceasefire with Germany That's what Ds are doing right now

Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "I will always love you"

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

folks. this is not going to blunt the blue wave. i am going to need you to ease all the way back on the dooming. trump is going to do eighteen more horrible things that eat news cycles by next *week*. no one is going to still be fuming about this in a year

Lmao, what do you even say?

> Mark Andreessen crashing out posting Sydney Sweeney memes at the Pope > Alex Carp bitching at Michael Burry shorting because Palantir sells "ontology" > Sam Altman asking for a government bailout > Elon Musk celebrating his 1 trillion payout by making Grok say "I love you" Calling the top

We’re all stuck inside the dying brain of a geriatric pedophile nazi who is sunsetting on infowars memes from a website ran by a pedophile nazi boer billionaire

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

Old school British graffiti.

Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won? People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.

when you get a box in a cartoon and it explodes when you look inside

It's genuinely funny how the wealthiest man alive is so deeply and profoundly pathetic

The Sierra club is bad but not for DEI it's bad because it's the physical incarnation of left NIMBY, they literally said people and houses are pollution so we should sprawl, they are against urban infill, and they are effectively anti Youth.

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"6-3 shadow docket ruling that the President can starve children to death" is the kind of thing that shifts the median American to "Bastille Day is the Moderate Position"

I cannot imagine how anti-American the successor government to Maduro would be if the US randomly bombed Venezuela for a few months to start a civil war.

Full circle

You can't even call Tesla shareholders a proper cargo cult though, because half the time Elon can't make the car go.

Do you think Kazutoki Kono realizes how many lives he's changed? How many people have found community, pursued careers, found their creative sparks, all because of his silly little game series about fighter jets? I hope he knows.

Weapon Select:

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

your honor, it was a bit

Sandwich man leaving court

ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters

and sold them in an open market to other child rapists, alongside the most infamous child rapist of the past century

Points were made.

Democrats won resounding victories on Tuesday. They’ve already overplayed their hand.

Conservatives are *so* fucking whiny. It is *their* god-given right to imply murdering *you*, but the second you say a simple "fuck you", the world has collapsed and civility is dead. Sorry folks, this is the world *y'all* created. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

Zohran says you’re trans now

lol

THEY USED TO CALL US WOKE NOW THEY CAN CALL US WIDE AWAKES

"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip

the orange man is bad and it's good and funny when bad things happen to him

Meanwhile normie wine aunts who supported McCain and Romney just voted for Jay Jones to go to Republicans’ houses and [TOS VIOLATION]

uk labour lost **half** their coalition playing to racist fears & attacking trans people us dems just won big without any of that

good morning patriots

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