Unfortunately continually televant

Seems Wemby did something

This is me and pancakes. If I'm eating pancakes, I'm pounding those suckers so I can get somewhat full before I get tired of them.

disregard | verb | to pay no attention to : treat as unworthy of regard or notice

Crazy fact I recently learned: Todd Helton (Tennessee) is one of only three SEC players in the Hall of Fame, along with Frank Thomas (Auburn) and Joe Sewell (Alabama.)

the hell

WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

You were in a 4G inverted dive with a Mig 28? Yes, ma'am. At what range? Um, about two meters. It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half. It was a nice picture.

Alex Honnold Has Panic Attack At Top Of Step Ladder https://bit.ly/4nJnPvx

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Tagging onto the closing of this piece about conflict with some of MLK's thoughts on peace: kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/...

Can I remember the name of someone I met yesterday? It's hit or miss. Did this clip cross my timeline and cause my brain to instantly conjure "Armand Assante" out of the ether? Yes. Yes, it did.

I know how it feels to be turned down. I tell ya, for years I couldn't go into a bank with a 9 mm and get a loan, but I'm gone tell ya, the only thing I turn down is the covers. So if you need a new best friend, I need you to get off the couch and get on the phone. EL BANKO

More like Rainchester am I right

Lonesome Dove Lord of the Rings 1984

hwæt

I still can't get over the way that at no point in the "you KICK Miette" tweet are we told that Miette is a cat, but absolutely everybody deduces this.

I see you, headline writer

fuckin crazy story. some Ukrainian kid probably saved his whole family from being killed by a Russian drone murder squad by spotting and cutting the fiber optic connection www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

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“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

You're telling me now for the first time

Mitch McConnell started my Joker arc a decade ago, and this may just finish it off.

My state sucks so I'm going to go push a lawnmower around for a while.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Some people have had a very different life experience than I have.

Same, little guy. Same.

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This is the only Odyssey adaptation that understands that the hero is an impulsive himbo who deserves his many ass whoopings. It is entirely believable that this Odysseus would get a bunch of his guys turned into pigs by a sexy witch.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

My “not a golden calf” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

Mostly unrelated to the quoted post, but I heard someone talking about what a legitimate political candidate Spencer Pratt is. Like physically talking about it. In Alabama. They were here for an event, but still...

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

Of the eight portraits surrounding the centerpiece, I wonder why only the bottom right one is damaged. A kind of damnatio memoriae or something?

holy shit learn how to be journalists again, i beg you

I mean keep trying different strategies I guess

If you wanna go back, then uncap the House, you cowards

I'm not sure why Tina's voice from Bob's Burgers is coming out of Fred Armison's sister, but I suddenly want tacos

When you've got the Canadiens game at 7 but storming the Capitol starts at 9

I mean, they're not wrong, but you can't leave out what happened to Southern Democrats in the next 120 years either.

Carve it on Stone Mountain, it’d be less embarrassing than the L it already commemorates

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Related: I just turned on the TV and swore loudly