Ain't that America For you and me, baby Ain't that America Home of the free Little nicotine huts on top of the press box for you and me Yeah, for you and me

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

I say this pastorally... you gone have to cuss

I was completely unprepared 😭

A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, "let us flee!" "Let us fly!" said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the flue. - Ogden Nash

Y'all. This rabbit hole ends with everyone listening to the Danish original original youtu.be/jyuGaU4rXjA?...

Wait, "The Katie Miller Podcast" like the woman that cheated on Stephen Miller with Elon? *That* Katie Miller?

"boosting?"

The committee clearly understood what America wanted, and that was more of Ty Simpson averaging 3.2 yards a reception in the second half of a blowout loss

This is how I learned who Katy Perry is dating these days

This man just announced that we are cancelling the apocalypse

I feel like even the original idea goes sideways once everyone can see the live odds. Part of what makes the wisdom of crowds work is that everyone brings their own personal expertise to the bet. You're not doing that if you're simply looking and jumping on the hype train or betting against it.

FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan

They may have to take extreme measures to reach this goal, like eating beans with breakfast. Hang on, I'm being handed a note...

I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw

Ok, having the drippings go into the fry oil is INSPIRED

Hard pass

Is Spotify trying to tell me something?

I sure would hate for this to be a distraction against Troy on Friday ⚔️

I want an FBI director with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket

Why do they think we need an Anaconda remake with Jack Black?

Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023

I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.

The answer is sweet potato, but pecan is a close second as long as it's not too syrupy.

Man, I wish. I prefer my wild turkey in liquid form, if you know what I mean.

Inshallah.

This is how I learned Kevin Love is still in the league

George Washington would be immersed in World of Tanks Andrew Jackson would be the biggest troll on the warthunder forums Ben Franklin would be a female night elf dancing for coins on tables in goldshire

Oh wow

I forgot that Parks and Recreation got Ginuwine to make an appearance and sing "Pony" about Lil Sebastian. Incredible.

How is it nearly the same shape, just iterated three times? Holy cow.

Florida almost had another Miracle at Jordan Hare there. Goodness.

Jamelle was cooking. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...

florence pew: thread

Naked eye visible auroras in north Alabama. We could easily see pink columns.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

I'm on the phone with my mother, and I had to rewind the ESPN pregame to make sure I heard Kelce's "Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to block" correctly. 💀

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

Thou art moss and unto moss thou shalt return

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him

Good lord, Indiana. That was incredible

Here’s an oldie but a goodie: “DOGE rebates” 🤡 “..the proposal would distribute .. $5,000 per household for the 78 million households that pay federal income tax.” @wutangforchildren.bsky.social