This came up in FB Memories today, and,

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Best news I've heard in weeks. Fuck this asshole - burn in hell

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

PlayStation 2 launched 25 years ago in North America (October 26, 2000)

Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.

Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.

This is exactly it Previously I've worked retail retail for a few years. It is so easy to compliment people - as they say here, it just has to be regarding something they mare a choice about.

What these people are actually talking to is a brain-eating parasite that was sent by a malevolent proprietor, a grotesque freak made mad by money, the shell of a person who can simulate everything but experience nothing.

Can a machine’s zombie love me? Can the echo of heartbeat hear itself? Asking if the computer is alive is to lobotomize yourself with the sophistry of billionaires. Get a fucking grip

(chant for posters who prize their beards) im always normal / never weird / this vow i swear / by my beard

I wonder if we both follow the same strategy of “never ever ever ever act like lowtax” which has not only prevented me from getting bodied by lowtax’s ex, but has also helped my life in thousands of other ways

so at some point we must've figured out how to deflect or perhaps neutralize cuban raygun attacks huh? or they just stopped zapping Diplomats i guess.. but what's the point in havana syndrome if you're nagana use it

dems: the game of prisoners dilemma is over. these guys not only defect at every turn they take a shit in your mouth. you no longer have to cooperate with this party, and indeed to do so ever again is ruinously naive. pens down!

WHEEWWWWWWWWWW: "When we use generative AI, we consent to the appropriation of our intellectual property by data scrapers . . . We agree that we would rather deplete our natural resources than make our own art or think our own thoughts." www.nplusonemag.com/issue-51/the...

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

I love him 😭😭

Animation test for "The Black Knight", an aborted animated feature film project by Genndy Tartakovsky (2019). The story of a 20 feet high Knight Armor controlled by a knight inside using ropes, pulleys, and levers. The setting is around the 14th century. instagram.com/p/DPEqSjkCXyd/

Two major bridges out in Pierce County, WA right now, devastating local economies. Feels familiar

When i say Robert Kennedy Jr look like evil alien Krang... and sound like the rock biter from neverending story stop telling me about his medical condition... he do not care about your medical condition... The only thing he wanna do is Zyn packets steroids and the wives of other people

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

A good day to recall when Ron DeSantis was going around with such massive heel lifts that photos of him appeared to be taken mid-Rapture.

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

Jesus fucking christ - of course Singal wrote that piece of trash. What a worthless person you are @jessesingal.com I hope you see this and feel bad because you should.

Lol men will think RFK Jr's conception of autism is bullshit but still believe in economics😂🤪

and this is why millennials are the demographic cohort born roughly between 1981 and 1996.

My Taco Bell Dinner with Andre

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

PBS put this wonderful Art Spiegelman documentary on yt recently. It’s a great summary of the power comics have to inform & delight even on very heavy subjects. I find it hilarious friends have gotten vapes autographed by him youtu.be/ZkwyZ73_-3k

their dads hurt them and then told them to go hurt someone else to collect on the moral debt, and that's the defining structure of their whole fucking lives you are responsible for their dad hurting them if you don't give them their reward

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

me and who

Yes he absolutely did and Mitt Romney met him to seek his endorsement as a result of his efforts to disqualify Obama in particular. This has all been memory holed for a neat narrative around Trump’s singularity and noble conservatives of yore.

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

As always The Twilight Zone is astonishingly prescient. This episode is a banger

You know that right wing meme when they look at a baroque church and are like “no one knows how they did this. We’ve forgotten how.” That’s how I feel about this 36 seconds of 30 rock

"literally the only people who uphold any conservative principles are liberals" is a huge part of the story of how we got here, too — because they'd constantly do it *even at the expense of liberal principles*

I've been saying it ALL YEAR - Brian Schmetzer was gonna win us another trophy! We've got 4 data points now, it's a fucking lock for 2028.

Our Gaffer 💚

Dude, there's not another coach in the world that can get away with saying "Messi is the best the world has ever seen, but we have Paul Rothrock" and get away with it. Brian Schmetzer is 1 of 1. He is soccer's Eric Taylor but actually real and amazing

“They’ve got Messi … but we’ve got Paul Rothrock.” @lobbingscorchers.com killed it with this edit.

“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb

Tame Impala at their 1st Seattle show in 2010. At Neumos, a club with like 1k cap and maybe half that in attendance. QotSA played love audience requests for an hour at Showbox Market in 2011