Me trying to pretend today isn’t happening

Errors present in 45% of AI generated reports of news stories 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Interferences by hooded or masked wrestlers are so passè. We need to move on. We need interferences by wrestling wearing the face of other wrestlers in the promotion. Not fake faces either. Actual faces. Someone needs to pull a Hannibal Lector and jump out the crowd wearing the skin of their enemy.

Prepare yourself for extremely flexible cowboys.

Enjoy your Pat McAfee garbage. I will be be watching JBL vs Finley from WM 24 on repeat for the forseeable future.

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness

Big Boss Man was a cute radish of a man and i stand by my assessment.

my soul has left my body

Im watching 2006 TNA PPVs and 1998/1999 WWF PPVs in parallel at the moment and every single one of them has Jeff Jarrett in a match. Literally swirling in vortex of Jeff that i cannot escape from.

Some sad news today. My Lord Of The Rings spin-off series 'FrodoCop' has been rejected by literally everyone.

losing 1 million per day is insane

What I wouldn't give to peel this seal

kimala 2 sells this bradshaw big boot like jello

Headline in today's Broadcast "Gary Barlow takes Jason Manford to New Zealand for ITV Travelogue" feels like the last straw. Stop telling us there's no money to make TV when you're sending dull millionaires on free holidays. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Who is watching this shit? *eye twitch*

I mean... yes. War tends to collapse one's confidence.

The hair in question

Fortean Times reaching out to the BlueSky demographic

The whole point is that the civil service is NOT political. It is there to implement the policies of the chosen government. Not lick its fucking hoop.

Oh my god people are giving small children AI toys and expecting them to learn communication from them??? THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HUMANS SHOULD BE DOING THIS IS NOT AI'S JOB WHAT THE HELL www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Middle East is on fire, UK military bases are under attack, energy prices are going through the roof and the official opposition is spending its week wanging on about pictures of otters www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/kemi-baden...

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid

.... i dont want to pay for... intelligence?

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Insane levels of banoffee pie have been eaten so far this weekend.

These are fucking stonking btw

Music FACT: Australian singer-songwriter Sia has a younger sister called Wouldntwannabia.

U wot m8!? Why!?

So the general public are now having to make James Bond-esque tools so men cant be fucking perverts.

I did the same with nutella. That's part of my 'stack'. Whatever the fuck that even means

AI can never replace this

IT'S YEAR OF THE HORSE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That Karp is legimately off his rocker. Does he have fungus in his brain? Or is it actually made of human shit?

Fuck jaywalking law nonsense. Pedestrians should be prioritised. If you are a fucking wally booming a Corsa down a residential road, you're the problem. Not Maureen trying to waddle across the road to get to the shop

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Learned what bonesmashedmaxxing is today and i absolutely wish i could unlearn. What the fuck is wrong with people...

First thing i thought when i saw this post.... can centaurs wipe their own arse??

@tinymattresses.bsky.social putting 'platty joobs' back on my timeline after so long. I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS.

Mark Kermode bit the bullet and went to see the Melania film in a professional capacity. And the review is glorious. youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

The Offspring had a song about this