I always thought that was just a saying, but there goes this silly twat having actually lost the shirt off his back

People fantasy booking a 48 year old Brock Lesnar anywhere other than WWE are a special breed of stupid. There's a reason Lesnar has a loyalty to that company and it's the former rapist boss and the fact they'll pay him a shit ton of money to do fuck all.

its time for gen z to get really into death becomes her

Hey, @aewontv.bsky.social, if you could let Tony Khan know that I'd really like to see Shingo Takagi Vs Kenny Omega...

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile. Some people are just nice.

Lena Kross vs Megan Bayne #aew

For shits sake. Marty Scurll is edging ever closer to fucking back on again and there's is no world in which we should stand for that.

AEW fans please learn that you don't have defend the several men in AEW with Troubling Allegations because the fed is bad.

Dalton Castle joins the commentary desk at #MysteryWrestling25 THIS SUNDAY, April 26th at 5PM ET! Tickets are still available at mwtix.com! Watch it LIVE and FREE on: twitch.tv/EvilUno www.youtube.com/live/SjjiRNM... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Ok listen... And I take full responsibility for this There's no stream this week Starrcave will have to wait Until NEXT Saturday (02/05) Because I've got work and I forgot BUT... Cut me some slack because it's my birthday this week and ageing is a tough gig, you know? Anyway CAVE CAVE CAVE!

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

Your man @lambco64.bsky.social put me onto Dead as Disco (currently demo only on Steamdeck and presumably PC) and I'm super into it. It's an Arkham style combat game with heavy musical rhythm elements. Might be your thing. Have a look why not. 🎮 youtu.be/6IWdxSmSH6s?...

Every Acast podcast is like "Hi, we're Jeremy and Becca from the Award Winning podcast 'Whoops My Grandad Fucked a Horse', and we'll be at CrogPodShitFest in Westminster Abbey from the 7th to the 9th next week..."

Funny that this is the only media coverage WWE has managed to get.

As Brock Lesnar hopefully goes away forever, it's worth remembering the storyline for his first WWE match was Lita wouldn't sleep with Paul Heyman so Brock had to beat up the Hardys in retaliation. The one constant in WWE booking? Women aren't people.

Best choice I ever made for my lifelong obsession with Pro Wrestling. Nearly 10 years since I sacked them off. There's so much GREAT stuff everywhere, there's bound to be a promotion for YOUR taste out there. 🤼

Fella just came up to me at the train station and got my attention, I took my buds out expecting to be asked for money. He asked me what I thought about the Darby Allin title win on Dynamite. He agreed with me; Darby is not the guy. Everyone in the station cheered* *That part's not true

Quick! Does anyone else want anything from Tony Khan?

And people show how think he won't be back on TV? He'll be back and he'll get a huge pop.

Your honour, I love her. 🤼‍♀️

SPECIAL THANKS To @lambco64.bsky.social for snagging me these Psycho Mike and @cecilnyx.bsky.social shirts when he went to @mysterywrestling.bsky.social in Cardiff.

sometimes you just don't see it coming, you know? #wrestlesky our Dynasty recap episode is out now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

See.

Need to listen to this as homework before our WatchAlong next week. We're heading into the cave.

Pac & Garcia did such a great job selling Lio Rush's Blackheart persona overall SO WELL, I'm in. He's a great creep character, I hope they lean in further. I want to have the heebie jeebies every match he's in. #AEWCOLLISION

I just want to encourage everyone to find your local indie wrestling promotion and go to a show. It’s participatory, affordable, and weird. What else could you possibly want? #IndieWrestling #Wrestlesky

"I'm Jesus Christ, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."

If you're listening to or have listened to @wafflybollox.bsky.social this week, then this is the Rik Mayall advert that @wrassletrash.bsky.social was talking about... I miss Rik Mayall. youtu.be/Q6o2phYD64Q?...

Wrestlers Should Unionise Actually, scratch that. Everyone should Unionise. What's your job? You should join the Union for it.

bluesky can go down literally every day but i will never be convinced that twitter is worth going back to

TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

#AEW trying to kill me STONE DEAD with this much wrestling in such quick succession. You gotta space that shit out lads. Gimme a fucking minute can you?

Good thing i screencapped it

TONIGHT No stream whatsoever because me and @lambco64.bsky.social are going the pub IRL for the first time in One Calendar Year. You cannot join us And I'm sorry for that

Anyway, here's Thekla saying "oi oi oi, mate, mate, chill your balls mate, oi" #AEW

Another fun and speedy #AEWDynamite this week. They're keeping them proper pacy at the minute, I love it. But... Did it pass the #BeltdelTest? Did two women interact without either a Man or a Title being involved?

Can't argue that. And I could argue most anything. Did you know I invented Malteser Ice Cream and the Matrix is bad?

Maple Leaf Pro Wrestling made a surprise appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live as Paul Walter Hauser brings the spotlight to MLP and his upcoming match vs QT Marshall tomorrow night at Multiverse! 🎟: Tickets @mlpwrestling.com 📺: www.trillertv.com/watch/mlp-mu...

Don "the wurst" Callis

Long train tomorrow for me, so I'm saving @wafflybollox.bsky.social musing on Dynasty for the journey. 2 hours 45. That'll get me almost halfway.

Why is #AEW pretending the Darby title match is a big surprise to everyone? They announced. There was a graphic. They spelled Through weird. We all saw it. #AEWDynamite

Hello?

Dude Wrestles the exact same way regardless, so all that Cyber Goth gear he wears for the entrance must be really heavy or something.

RoboCop. I was two. It's one of my earliest memories.

Yes to this. Where do I sign?