Holy Shit Penta vs Rey Mysterio!!?? Oh it's on Raw? Never mind then.

In the movie, Iron Man. In the original comic, Captain America.

But...... will it rum?

If you haven't yet, go get your ticket right now! Go see some fun wrestling, possibly meet some of your BlueSky mutuals for the first time... Sounds like a great time to me

AEW's KhanTron isn't a TitanTron, their Pay Per Views aren't Premium Live Events, and its Professional Wrestling, not Sports Entertainment. Stop using wwe terms as catchalls. Please and thank you. #WrestleSky

OK but I've never heard of this promotion before so is it Produce or Produce? You know? Which is it.

So just in the last week: - Davey Richards got a booking - Masha Slamovich was a surprise booking in Portland - Chris Dickinson is getting an Evolve Paycheck Tell me again about cancel culture actually being a thing 🫩

Holding Castaways from Survivor like a baby with Johnny Mystery

The War Magician I tried to buy the rights to this like... 15 years ago... but it turned out Johnny Depp had them The story of Jasper Maskelyne and his WW2 illusions is riveting as fuck The book itself is only "based on" truth, and it would still be a dope film with the right cast and director

You never quite fully understand just how much America bloody loves that flag until you go there and drive around. It's not just for movies, everyone. That thing is flying EVERYWHERE.

It suffers the same problem as every movie these days, in that it's dark as fuck and there might be all kinds of cool shit happening but it may as well not be because you can't fucking see of it. You wouldn't need to hide the seams of the blue screen warehouse if you just shot in places that exist.

#MKII isn't a movie. It's a load of cut scenes between fights. It's the game. You're just not playing it.

There are no “guy games.” There are no “girl games.” Grow crops. Slay gods. Decorate the house. Survive the nightmare. Spend two hours picking the perfect outfit. Then go fight a dragon in it. Video games don’t have genders. The controller doesn’t care who’s holding it.

So it's @realmickfoley.bsky.social's birthday today and @wafflybollox.bsky.social birthday on the day of the stream. Nice but of synergy there. Very pleasing. 🙂🤼

“I swear if you ever come after me again with your Daddy’s Little Wooden Sex Toy... I'm gonna take it, widdle it down so thin, it's gonna fit right up your Urethra.” 😳🥶🫩 Juice Robinson lost his fucking mind after Finlay betrayed him again #AEW

It's a Great Night for #AEW ! That's a lovely opening line for #AEWCollision from Tony Skeeavone Dynamite has "It's Wednesday..." Collision has this.

If I had a quid for every time a movie villain was turned into a full frozen statue by liquid nitrogen, I'd have £2. Which isn't much but...

A Christmas Carol but all the ghosts are Space Ghost

NEXT WEEK Nothing. No stream because I've got work. But the week after that... It's our @realmickfoley.bsky.social WatchAlong with @wafflybollox.bsky.social

INTERNATIONAL START TIMES FOR #MysteryWrestling26 TOMORROW! Watch it LIVE & FREE on: www.twitch.tv/EvilUno www.YouTube.com/@mysterywrestling Los Angeles - 2:00 PM Mexico City - 3:00 PM Toronto - 5:00 PM London - 10:00 PM Berlin - 11:00 PM Tokyo - June, 8th 6:00AM #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Lio Rush backstage HOG interview by Lena Knows Wrestlin IG: t.co/abSgMeFdMp #AEW

imagine getting really mad every time a female video game character looks like an adult. imagine publicly melting down and being like ew I can’t be attracted to her now, she looks like she can vote

First teaser for the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin' video game 🐢

Ok so we're watching @allelitewrestling.com Stadium Stampede again (again again again) because it's boss. Super weird that Matt Hardy is in there, rocking up like Phoebe in Friends.

That's @wrestleatomic.bsky.social in the can. Superb show, absolutely positively definitely worth your time to check out. Free for Nothing... RIGHT HERE > www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpS...

This was spicy as fuck! 4 Bong 🤼🍺

Now we're slagging off JJ Gale. He looks like he finished school but still hangs around school.

Lykos II is here, so I'm masked as a sigh of respect. Twitch.tv/WrestleChapsTV

We're just putting over Jody Fleisch. #BritWres

1. Admit things to yourself 2. Change your beliefs 3. Change your behavior

It's Happening! Twitch.tv/wrestlechapsTV

Asmongold looks like Jay from The Inbetweeners if he smoked weed twice, then got really into Kombucha and the pan pipes.

All you need to know is that Volador is the technico, Misterioso is the rudo, they used to be tag team partners, and the finish is the most wonderfully unpredictable melodramatic thing you'll ever see that completely freaks out the crowd.

Saturday 20th June. 9pm BST. all Mick Foley all the time. plus your hosts @wrestlegazz.bsky.social @lambco64.bsky.social @wrassletrash.bsky.social and @awfullywaffly.bsky.social. twitch.tv/wrestlechapstv

Wrestlers are wrestlers.

I really need Andrade cutting a promo about this on AEW, like: "MJF...the burden of being champion is too much for you. You couldn't make your booking for BEYOND. - Don't worry...I did it for you. And soon, I will free you of your burden as well."

On @wafflybollox.bsky.social Andy Quildan says a lot of things that don't really mean anything or go anywhere, but one complete thought he did manage to articulate was that he books the women in RevPro the same as the other divisions, and THAT RIGHT THERE is the problem He is SO CLOSE to getting it

it should become as natural and permanent a bookend as "it's Wednesday! you know what that means!" 💕 #AEWDynamite 🤼

www.ko-fi.com/wrassletrash I haven't posted this in a while but if you wanna toss a coin to your favourite terminally broke enby gremlin this month, I'd be eternally grateful 💜

TONIGHT Me and him are gonna watch @wrestleatomic.bsky.social x Burning Heart from March and drink beers at each other We've even got a couple of DrinkAlong cans which is always fun For us anyway, because we get to drink them You can watch though 🤼 Twitch.tv/WrestleChapsTV 9pm BST 🇬🇧 4pm EDT 🇨🇦

Kevin Knight didn't need to join DCF Absolutely no point to that at all. He was perfectly fine on his own. And his joining debut was a damp squib because it was just Don with Doyle saying "yeah he's joined" with zero ramp up or hype. Welcome to the shuffle, kid. #AEWDynamite

Merge a book with a movie! Lord of The Fly

Merge a book with a movie! Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Kill a Mockingbird

Ok... Let's waffle!

Multiplayer games that aren't Beat-Em Ups or GoldenEye are for children.

If you're a babe, you're a babe #orangecassidy #aew #aewfanart

Standing moonsault by Layla Wilde! #MysteryWrestling25andahalf Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

Batman is not a superhero.

and now it's live: open.spotify.com/episode/78fy...

Games are for everyone. Not just you. Not just your gender. Not just your race. For EVERYONE. A game featuring a character who has at least one characteristic different than you is not an agenda, it's just different from you. The game is still for you too, and everyone else.