playing this every time i leave a bar So People Know

passed a truck advertising “boat lift” services; which if that’s anything like a face lift, I assume you just inject some boatox

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

ate a cobb salad while posting. now everybody calls me bluecheesesky no matter how many mint ice cream posts i make

government shutdown means there is no longer anyone guarding the betsy ross museum. we can finally fuck the flag

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF

Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)

i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time

It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest

"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch

Transporter Neurosis (Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)

when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility

dang, so that's what that ATV rebrand was trying to hide

Episode 2: Return of the Dead Guy

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

making ohio more pointy as a warning to uninformed travelers

i'm so hungry i could eat at arby's

me when i try to reseed patchy grass

we all decided as a society that we don't want more than one panel of a joke like this

So long, Doug Bowser

Finally, the government can run like a college anime club - some one who graduated years ago still running the screenings & events while the elected officials literally screw around in the club space.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

Is Autism Announcement a boss in Borderlands 4

Farscape rules.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Throwback and Forth

when i came back home there was a sticker on my door with an ad for a locksmith brother, you want to impress me, put it on the *inside* of the door

you're in cupped hands, with

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

lol nintendo going to get me to buy to buy the virtual boy again

"time to get RIPped"

Tom Clancy's Ubik

i'm sorry

While doing aggressive cleaning and scanning, I found one of my favorite business cards, which was taped to a dirty box of data tapes sent to me by Bootleg (of BBS Documentary, and general biker-hacker)

Would You Like To Go More?

mother of god

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.