pissing off my boss by referring to important powerpoint presentations as “linear visual novels”

reminder that i literally just look like this

Well, I enjoyed Remedy games while they lasted

I WAS RIGHT BEFORE AND I STILL AM NOW

if i use harsh language to complain about you, a leech and a worm who should never touch my life and rots the joy of humanity, i get banned! every lungful of air you pickpocket from the world is another tiny tragedy

you are not innovating and disrupting and nobody likes you or thinks you are clever!!! you live in a harem of fart sommeliers and you shit up my life to jack off your ego!!! why can’t i choose to be free of your influence??? fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!

these fucking suits sneak it in, day by day, to earn another buck because we can’t kick them in the dick and say fuck off!!! fuck off!!! you are being a prick and anti social behaviour should anti social outcomes!!! every wound you inflict should be one received!! fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

I don't want to fucking find another group chat platform I want the shitty people who make our fucking lives a little more miserable every single day over fake made up bullshit to fucking you know the thing we all want them to do at this point

as someone in australia who is 35 and got tagged as underage by discord, it fucking sucks shit. i can't view 75% of the channels of a server i own, because we set them as 18+ out of an abundance of caution. cool vast majority you've got there glad that's working out for you

vet prescribed cat drugs to calm down and he is ZOOTED

just rewatched blade runner 2049, first time seeing it since my first watch, first time seeing it on 4K blu ray on the OLED god what a fucking stunning film. the shit that makes you remember how good movies can be

Hirō Isono’s famous Mana Tree artwork for Secret of Mana (SNES) ❤️

hello! i still need about $300 to get all of my court shit settled and it would mean the world to me if you helped me meet my goal! here's what i still have to pay for: -psychiatric evaluation ($90) -court submission ($170) -travel costs ($30) -rent, bills etc (whatever you can spare)

it’s good to be a cat

Yes dude! Keep posting that shit!!

"kill them with kindness". wrong. piano

wizard interview

my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it

hackers are downloading the ram out of your computer right now using a big straw

fuckin hell notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacke...

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Classes start this week and I'm still looking! Studying Tuesday/Thursday/Friday and need somewhere to stay each preceding night, preferably in circumstances where I can do homework (I have to draw so many things) & help do dishes etc. Here is Pepita who I am doing this for in case you were wondering

Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

Epstein is like pervert forest gump.

americans and canadians be like: bolth

Five jobs i've had - fast food worker - cricket umpire - isp helpdesk - qa & tech support for the manufacturing of outdoor payment terminals and POS machines - radio infrastructure architect

OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT

new NAS installed!! 4x20TB for now, with three bays free for expansion total NAS drive capacity up to 146TB

Australia this week

Anime twitch.tv/thelukeman

This is not my United States of Whatever

amv night tomorrow!!!!!!!!

black cats are good luck

cats can just be whatever shape they want

i’ve given up trying to understand why my cat yells at night (i think he just likes doing it) so instead i’ve been interrupting him by meowing back

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today is a very important day for me, culturally (new NAS is on board for delivery)

“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot dog eating contest.” According to the police estimate, around 57 of the 160 images on the wall were destroyed. 👑 king shit

It's time to figure out how I'm going to get to classes while looking for a pet friendly lease which means YOU (or someone you know in Sydney) could get to live with me, Tess! My budget is currently austudy, lol 🙃, but I won't stop working until I can get Pepita back. Shares appreciated, DMs open! ✨

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

Online became a lot more tolerable when I rejected fake ideas like "open discourse" and "starting a dialogue" and embraced a Morrowind quote instead

fridge check

If the Spice Girls taught us anything it was that 40% of women are named Mel.