i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!

bad day for me as a person who hates combat sports. i simply gotta hand it to em.

got my girlfriend an authentic Enron Vision & Values cube for christmas because i’m the best girlfriend ever

the face of a criminal who ate 2 elastic bands and went to the hospital 🥺

got my girlfriend an authentic Enron Vision & Values cube for christmas because i’m the best girlfriend ever

great contest between tongue and head

confused australian fan reaching out to the english in peace - why doesn't your team just be good at cricket? it works most of the time for us

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

Hey @firefox.com, please do me a favor and give me a "No LLMs and GenAI EVER"-button. Your creeping slow-roll "maybe you want some *now*?" crap is getting tired. I do not want your shiny beads.

hey everyone, transfemme poster & author lottie L / frog K here. i'm broke, unemployed, winter's hard for gig shit, and me & my similarly broke/less online gf both need money for medicine that medicaid don't cover need about $150-200 <3 cash.app/$asimplefrog ko-fi.com/frogk tyty

modern gaming is Good, actually

first time trying out the 4k hdr oled with a proper uhd bluray. genuinely breathtaking also tenet rocks

so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery! now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement. I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much! ko-fi.com/fooneturing

oh sweet a new platform to post nudes on

to the random account with no posts who just went back through my entire media tab and liked every photo of my boobs: you’re doing great champ. better luck next time

oh sure my girlfriend SAYS they want attention but when i start overhand throwing plushies at her head she's all like "noooo" and "not like that!!!!!" smh double standards the hypocrisy of the left

Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone

in an attempt to sleep with my incredibly fucked up neck i’ve been constructing more and more elaborate pillow arrangements over the past four nights. so far i have managed to create something that reduces my pain by 60% but is so generally uncomfortable that i will never ever be able to sleep on it

the recent social media ban has forced me to acknowledge that there is, in fact, a group of online people that are more annoying than teenagers. the fucking politicians

guy can't post a link to santa getting his fucking nipples sucked on anymore, i guess

Oops I tripped gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...

got my first ever estrogen implant!! been on HRT for like five and a half years but it's always been patches, gel, or pills. the other methods never gave me good levels so hopefully this works better AND is more convenient honestly a really good experience, less uncomfortable than a blood test

#BREAKING: The Commonwealth Ombudsman has published their investigation into the Targeted Compliance Framework & Mutual Obligations system Their findings on the Department's administration of many parts of the system are incredibly damning 👇

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a cool fun thing you can do as you enter your mid 30s is to, about once a year, fuck up your neck so badly that you are basically unable to move or turn your head more than 25 degrees. ideally you should have no idea what you did to cause this or when it happened, and it should last for a week or so

Mitchell Starc now has a higher score in this series than bazball stars Duckett, Pope, Brook, Stokes, and Jamie Smith. #AusVEng #TheAshes #cricket

give urself the gift of contradictory worldviews. internal consistency has a time & place but its important to take a moment to relax & be an irrational bitch i’m pro gun ctrl & anti death penalty but i also fully believe that anyone who’s mean to me should be obliterated by an orbital beam cannon

is it just me or does bluesky have no way to revoke an oauth login or to force logouts on all platforms? isn't that like, super fucked up?

up so tall !!!!

tragically still a broke unemployed bitch. helpos. wuv u all

listen up fucko. liquidate everything. stocks, bonds, car title, house title. transfer at least 80% of the nut into boost mobile prepaid cards. buy a 2015-2019 netbook. install three copies of linux mint. install debian and boot from that. book a flight to indonesia. get the fuck back on ventrilo

just made an incredible chocolate cake. my favourite recipe, first time trying it with gluten free flour, came out perfectly! the icing is really light and fluffy so it’s not overwhelming, and both the cake and icing have a tiny bit of espresso powder so the chocolate is really deep and intense

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6’5 women are allowed to be the little spoon sometimes

scientists have invented porno 2

just watched dog soldiers (2002) with my partners, one of whom had never seen it before. perfect movie, first time i’ve watched it in HD. great way to cap off the night

i'm 35 now

i’m cheesecakepilled

for the second year in a row my mum has sent me a plant for my birthday. for the second year in a row it is one that is toxic to cats. thanks mum

Hi folks - we’re still behind on rent, and we need to get a partial payment to our landlord today to keep him from taking action. Any help is massively appreciated. Thank you all for the help you’ve given so far. ❤️ PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

Great engineering minds are hard at work

first attempt at a cheesecake! not bad, given i realised i didn't have a food processor or electric beaters until after i started making it gluten free biscuits for the crumb, vegetarian gelatin and lactose free cream cheese in the filling a special treat for my partner and I's 5 year anniversary

what the hell man

carse you prick, leave our bugs alone

get FUCKED england

why’d they call it family dinner and not mutual maceration

it’s really fucked up that in 2025 despite doing nothing wrong and harming nobody, i can suddenly be struck down with mega tummy pain even though all i did was eat a bunch of ice cream while being lactose intolerant. i’m a blameless victim

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents