Sometimes you wish you died

I already have one of these lil chaps and it's self pollinating! She is so freaking cute btw, the leaves are like a tiny rosette and the petals are split in half ... Intensely cute, found on the drive but she prefers the drier side wildflowerfinder.org.uk/Flowers/W/Wh...

Anyone got orange shlumbergera? Orange to white, orange to pink and white to pink also wanted, for a gay thing

Also is 40k clocky or am I mental? (Yes certainly to the second one but liek ...)

I have collected and propagated various mosses found on my driveway and they're doing well enough for me to consider making a cute little terrarium for my wife... Anyone got suggestions for very small species of humidity loving carnivorous plants I can get my hands on in the UK?

I have been married for 16 years and can't believe how lucky I am (happy noises)

Niamh Callaghan, 36, who is reportedly still working on her shoelaces, was overheard saying “I want to go home”, despite already being at her place of residence. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/homesi...

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BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. today is Sunday. everyone take your meds 🤖💊

I know of trans girls a similar age who tried using rubber bands the same way (having heard about how lambs’ tails are docked) back in the 70s and the NHS response included electroshock therapy and we *cannot* go back to that level of barbarism

You should actually be having 1 litre of water for every 1 unit of autism

'Discrimination': Noun: "the unjust or prejudicial treatment of different categories of people". This Labour government should be ashamed.

It's an emergency, please share

So this was a variegated triangularis which was beautiful and rightly sold for a phenomenal amount of money (well beyond my means anyhow) but this morning the universe blessed me with a couple corniculata growing in the moss bins! Anyways careful what you wish for 💜

Please if anyone can, show your support of the Dyke Project for all the work they do: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/support-th...

What a stupid time to be alive

Help if you can and share if you can't, it's an emergency

please send tips im struggling i need 2 move into a new apartment b4 this one end's cause im being pushed out by end of April i need 2 get medication refills i need 2 pay for Lyfts to go anywhere until my car is fixed (car wreck), including my partner going to work juno-rylee-schultz.itch.io

Going to start collecting* pink and orange holiday cactus so I can make a lesbian pride display *In theory

My juvenile monstera is growing extremely symmetrically and not even attempting to put out any sky roots so I don't know which is the front or back. He's putting out a 4th leaf and I wanna give him a pole so bad (he doesn't need it even slightly)

the girl guides position essentially is that they would be breaking the law if they allowed trans girls to attend so they're going to break the law for another 6 months until after the summer holidays

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here, stop using genai for placeholder images and just use this fucking worm instead. 100% human made with my own pen. free use or whatever!!!!

Going through the NHS as a trans-women has been horrifically traumatizing. In this country, it is DIY or Die. We are being slowly fucking killed and people don't seem to give a fuck.

Noah prepare the vessel once more

Have you ever seen a cutting on eBay you can't stop thinking about but you definitely can't justify any "luxury" expenses (not even 3 ply, I'm on the red box teabags because Yorkshire tea is too expensive) But I have never seen such an incredible example of oxalis!

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to UNDETECTABLE levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.

The way Trumps Mueller comment is going to become the most copied pasta when it happens

My tiny monstera is finally started pushing out the petiole and I am such excite. The leaf isn't fenestrated (as far as I can tell) cus he's too little

Believe women. Believe women. Believe women. Medical misogyny can be deadly, traumatizing & disabling. This woman received a psych diagnosis for saying she believed a man was in her home. A man WAS in her home. Shame on every doctor who won’t believe their patient.

Source: expected-adult on tumblr

Scotland is in the midst of a mental health crisis. Services are stretched, people are stuck on waiting lists, and too many are left to struggle alone. We'll roll out free walk-in mental health support hubs across Scotland, and ensure year-on-year real terms increases in mental health spending.

If you buy a ticket to one of my March shows, you can look at this picture of a dugong I carved. If you don't buy a ticket you may NOT look. (His name is Brian.) 20th Sheffield (SOLD OUT) 21st Chelmsford 25th Birmingham 28th Tunbridge Wells 29th Maidstone 31st Norwich (SOLD OUT)

UK authors - I urge you to read this article about a school in Manchester who removed hundreds of our books from their library they deemed ‘inappropriate’ and share. This is appalling censorship - and it’s coming from the school’s head and SLT themselves. @indexoncensorship.org

This is utterly jaw-dropping. A school that bans Atwood, Zadie Smith, Terry effing Pratchett and *literal George Orwell* is actively harming its pupils. www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

Neat: Too Good To Go allows payment by PayPal, so I can get food even if my bank failed to process a payment! If someone sends me cash I can turn it into groceries immediately!

Pigeon milk.

Hey. Hey guess what. Guess what day it is? It's our birthday, and the Vagina Museum is nine years old today. The world has changed massively in those nine years. We started out with a tweet... and now we're a vibrant community space, dedicated to education and celebration!

The Green MPs and Peers have written to Keir Starmer to urge for an end to the UK's involvement in the US and Israel's illegal war. Under international law, the UK is obliged to have no involvement in illegal military action, including the use of UK bases and UK-made weapons.

My wife and oldest child are out in the back garden doing garden in spring type chores and I am in bed (can barely move rn) Anyways puppy keeps bringing me different toys between running to the garden and back, starting to think he's trying to coax me outside

On the way to Île-de-France!

Social housing for trans+ folks is such a beautiful thing to know exists. If you can invest or happen to know anyone who could, please consider or pass this on for Esse House

A couple of years back I left some tradescantia outside because I had a bad few months at the end of summer and I haven't really been outside since but I just saw some! That's a hardy plant Brought a stem in to root

Monstera is doing a new leaf and has not died, hurray