you go see gwar somebodies gettin their head chopped off simple as

Jokes on you Christians. There was a typo on your invitation for tomorrow's grand event. Prepare thyself for the Rupture. You may want to put some plastic sheets down on your carpet first.

Hope everyone's enjoying their Rapturmas Eve!

always have a back up plan

God's going to be such a bitch tomorrow and only rapture the gays. Suck it, devout Christians!

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

Just offering some casual art knowledge that liquid chalk marker shows up extremely bright and lasts longer than regular chalk, even through several rains.

Mangione’s terrorism charge was just dropped, but you’re a terrorist if you post about him. Okay.

Godly, Wholesome, And Respectful

If we treated them like they've been treating all of us for years this would all be over in a few months.

Hey, I made the list for the Rapture but I ended up getting pre-Raptured by mistake and there was a glitch in the system so now they've Raptured only my arse instead of the whole of me which means none of my trousers fit and I have an airy chasm where my derriere used to be. God is stupid!

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

The thing about Jimmy Kimmel and Disney is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

I am this frog. I have become frog. Frog is me. There is nothing in my life but frog. Frog is all there is and all there shall ever be.

There will be many reviews of Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein but this will be THE review of Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. Bravo @mangiotto.bsky.social!

LOL

GWAR are totally Democrats. They endorsed Biden in 2020 and broke off from their Demonfucker Monster-Jizz Tour to play at his inauguration. Nancy Pelosi used to play bass for them in the 90s. Totally Dems, no question.

Amazing how a legion of shitty incel computer nerds watched Blade Runner 2049 like we all did and failed to interpret it as a warning about the direction we are heading but instead obsessed over the AI sex slave character and in a mastubatory fury created Grok and ChatGPT so now we are in hell.

“This move benefits only Israel as it absolves it of its hideous crimes and provides a timely distraction.” Fatima Bhutto calls out the UK and France’s recognition of Palestine’s statehood as nothing but theater to distract from the continuing genocide. zeteo.com/p/france-and...

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Haven't raved incoherently about how good Flanagan and company's take on Doctor Sleep is for at least five minutes so consider this post to be an addition to my ever growing pile of incoherent pro-Doctor Sleep ravings.

Capitalism rests on the ability of workers to be productive enough to create surplus value for the capitalist to reap. Late capitalism's innovation is to expend tremendous capital and natural resources to make labor LESS productive. This is somehow making certain capitalists very rich.

Not that I want Elon speaking up for people on the spectrum but man is his silence fucking telling.

2025 watch #131: The Hidden Fortress. God fucking damn, Toshiro Mifune is hot in his slutty little samurai shorts.

FFC #Telluride25 review: FRANKENSTEIN, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...

There will be many reviews of Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein but this will be THE review of Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. Bravo @mangiotto.bsky.social!

GodDAMN, @mangiotto.bsky.social.

"Luke...on balance it's in my financial interest to reinstate being your father"

Satire is alive and well. It's just people like Lineham are now the target of the satire rather than the consumer or the creator. Hence the tears and tantrums. Doesn't explain the swivel eyed glint of hatred that permanently curses his eye now but that's nothing we can help him with.

Gl*nner whining that satire is dead while The Daily Tism are out here satirising America into the next century

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, BTW. Don't restart your subscription just because they brought back Kimmel. They only did that because they lost so much money anyway; they learned nothing. If Disney or ABC wants your money, make them divest from Israel first.

A big part of my work and career involves working on videos for Youtube now. TV and film is in a death spiral. This is the only regular work I have now but I cannot justify labouring to enrich a company that is this level of evil. We need a regulated, ethically centred media and this is not it.

I can’t believe it turns out that I’ve not been negative enough about YouTube.

No, because he'd have to learn how to be funny again and I think that's way beyond his capabilities now he's become a host for fash brainworms. Look, his head looks like it's about to burst open and birth a new writhing generation of idiot invertebrates. Happy fucking days.

I was in a relationship with an American at the time. I spent years having to explain this story to curious but incredulous Pennsylvanians.

Charlie Kirk would have loved this. A man of the cloth being assaulted by the heavily armed blackshirts sounds like it's his sort of kink.

I'm going out of my mind how low standards have plummeted. The latest round of Boots adverts sounds like they recorded the voice over on a Teddy Ruxpin.

Your shitty photoshop skills are a million times more creative and interesting than some AI slop you've shat-prompted.

No the Yanks are right to shit on us because it's not like they handed their own country over to an incoherent rapist and his cabal of toxic males/weird cranks/failed comedians, creating the worlds biggest fascism machine which is working day and night exporting hell to every country in the world.

I know there's a lot on but I'm going to Tweet like it's 2012 and say that the use of multiverses in fiction is boring, lazy storytelling. Bringing back alternate versions of dead characters dramatically reduces the stakes as nothing now matters and their death ceases to have any narrative weight.

Summer 2025 vibes.

The infinity of quotable moments that John Carpenter's body of work has casually thrown out into the world.

I think we all need cheering up. Can Trump have another weird health episode again please?

Oh look, there is a price for unquestioning obedience to a fetid maniac after all.

This should be an annual event, quite frankly.

The Youtube algorithm seems convinced I'm a prime target for CRM adverts. I have no idea what CRM is, I do not want to know, I'm sure it's all some techbro data nerd corporate bullshit for the age of crypto crooks and the great mastubartory fury of AI perverted culture thieves.

The ever decreasing definition of who gets to be considered a human being, the certain tread of marching boots heading to hell.

While not without its problems, one of the most underrated films of the 80s.

Oh look, it's centrist grade discourse and civility... Will they inscribe this wisdom on the million golden shines they'll erect in his honour? Also, why does his stuffed eagle on the shelf behind him look like it's saying "Yas queen!"?

The Stand (1978).