Before you argue always check the profile to see if they are turned on by the bull being HIV positive

Russian Government quoting a guy who taught his dog to do the Hitler salute.

can cis people stop talking about kiwifarms yall sound like absolute fucking idiots lmfao

This is the truth

MO BALLER!!!!!

The most profitable thing in existence actually

We're all making jokes about bars but where is he going and is asked to show id?

There are drivers and there is Max Verstappen

This is my neck of the woods and yeah schools need to have it as an option. More schools need it as an option as its one of the most spoken languages in the world.

Look at the sway on the light stand

One time Barry Bonds came into the green room of NBC Sports Bay Area and looked me dead in the eyes and asked, "Is the door to the garage that way?" and I looked like the kid. He got annoyed and immediately left to ask someone else.

Looks like your local muni.

Anyone on the left who takes Joe Walsh remotely seriously should be laughed at.

I need this shirt

The fuck are we doing here gang lol

Jane Wickline. Hello.

“An American Tail 2026” Despite his legally processed green card Fievel is sent to a detention camp in rural Florida, sleeps on concrete with a solar blanket before being shipped to Venezuela. Has a brief encounter with a plastic faced dog killer turned Homeland Security Chief in photo op. 0 stars

anyway this is a masterpiece and everyone should read it

Randy Johnson gave shoutouts to the Seattle SuperSonics, Mount Rainier, Rainier Beer, and the Seattle music scene to close out his speech. Dudes rock. #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports

I mean Simpsons wasn’t a Disney cartoon for its best season.

Honestly nothing angers me more than people who adopt kids who are PoC and then treat them like they are white.

I mean, how much fun do they have after August?

Just once someone needs to do Home Run Derby shirtless

Airing Duke games exclusively and this, Amazon has brought two of the greatest evils together

Watching Banana Ball with my kiddo, and the left field porch is so short at Kyle Field that a missed grounder ended up hitting the outfield wall.

One thing that I always love on this site is eventually some blue wave person is like "how will you child transitioning help lower gas prices" and we all laugh at them.

Singapore Noodle, Shrimp Fried Rice and Crab Ragoon.

Kawakami and Takemi wish you a very happy golden week!

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While many of you were likely yelling "GO HORSIES" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

I cant believe some people called him Ian Crapp

My most un-woke take is that children (anyone under 18) should be sat down in front of a monitored TV and forced to watch every episode of School House Rock, Sesame Street, Mr. Roger's, Bill Nye, and educational shows like us Millennials did. With tests after. You failed one? TIME TO WATCH AGAIN.

Somehow the biggest guy I know on Dunkin, like the one cult guy is somehow from Canada and shits on Tim Hortons all the time.

*checks inventory*

Everyone needs to play this game.

What a time to be alive

Blind date: How will I know you Me: I'll be the guy wearing the satin varsity snap up with the logo of the Martin TV show on it. <User has blocked you from contacting them>

This needs to be in a glass case at your house.

some people call him ian crapp. can you believe it? what kind of people would do that?

I got some cold old styles for this Cubs game

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Will Stancil has been an MIT experiment to see if you all can be normal for a second. Unfortunately the scientists have quit in frustration so the experiment is over

My hot food take is that brunch is *solely for ordering breakfast-coded food later into the day*. It is not a Frankenstein hybrid of breakfast and lunch foods.

“It is a bald old guy. He drives a bus. He dances like a crazy person. It’s a theme park. Music? Some Eurotrash you’ll never get out of your head.”