"As you can see, I am not a crank." defector.com/name-a-28-ye...

The boulder is like a kid on a merry go round saying “AGAIN! AGAIN!”

Is there a support group for those of us who were bad at both ends of this pipeline?

Honestly, a good pun is its own reword and a gift to share with others: tearablepuns.org/category/pos... Happy Birthday!

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

One simple request for my birthday, please drop your favorite terrible puns in the replies. Quotes also work because we all need to smile. #Birthday #50th

Daily bunny no.3094 has been caught red-handed

Stalin would approve. Is Trump a secret tankie?

The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are: 1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch 2) punching Nazis

This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.

No mastodon is not like email.

May your Monday have cake for breakfast energy.

I have said for decades that frustration is a good thing. it's not even really something I see as something to 'tolerate' though I recognize that's a matter of perspective, but rather frustration is the symptom of you having standards and recognizing you want to close that gap between you and it

With or without Pluto?

The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh

is there a buzzfeed quiz for finding out which infamous cult matches your personality best.

Every year I have a tradition of reading this and laughing for far too long. When I say I’m celebrating Decorative Gourd Season, this is actually what I mean

The birthday present. She found the closest thing possible to the Amazing Target Canvas Bags©️. Then she used our cricket to make this. #DungeonCrawlerCarl

The job of shredded lettuce in a sandwich is to drop shredded lettuce everywhere.

Found him!

THIRD PLACE! What a great birthday present, Sunderland. #HAWAYTHELADS #SAFC

Marilyn MonRow Boats: Thread

I love when good things happen to good people.

man we really gotta give the red bull guys their flowers they’re spending their money like rich people should

This made me laugh extra hard today

ESH: Everyone Smiles Here.

The framing of this is so awful! Why are they just yielding to the blatant and destructive lie?

Just finished The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. This book was incredible. Easily one of my favs already. The Rats are so well developed as individual characters and as a society. Night Watch is next. #Discworld 1/2

Sure a 20 lb dog barking Scrappy Doo style at a full size Doberman is cute. But a 120lb Sheppard-doodle who thinks he’s a lap dog is a monster. It’s the size of the cubblebutt in the dog. 1/2

YOU try doctoring crime scene evidence in a hurry with only the items you have on you and let's see how good of a job you do, alright?

We live in a time where Nazi Americans are killing other Nazi Americans for not being Nazi enough.

the lesson of the kimmel thing is that a corporation that previously caved to trump was forced by its audience to defy him. they're afraid of him but they're more afraid of you.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

This is beautifully said. I’m not such a poet, so it often just occurs to me as, “you gotta show up, and keep putting points on the board.”

Dear NYC, please run up the score. Get Mamdani over 1M votes.

It’s decorative G season, mother Fs!

I’m still in wait and see mode. If Kimmel apologizes then this is a sham. Also, Disney, Sinclair, Nexstar, and Carr all need to apologize.

Do you suppose it's Chief Executive Officers or Chieves Executive Officer

A lot of people don’t want to admit Charlie Kirk was racist because they would have to admit they are racist too, and that truth cuts deeper than they can handle. I will not mourn a bigot.

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

One of the most pernicious cissexual myths is that **trans ppl** are obsessed w gender when the average cis woman would never think of wearing a bow tie and the average cis man gets angry if he has to drink out of a coffee cup w too many dainty flowers glazed on it.

The post-Brady Pats have consistent in one area: getting games dine in under 3hrs. This is not a sarcastic post, I actually appreciate it. Win or lose it’s nice that they think about us like this. #Patriots

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Really, this conversation is the fault of the airlines for charging for checked luggage forcing people to avoid the $20 fee by packing all their shit in "carry on" that was traditionally reserved for stuff like toiletries, books, and music players.

I skeet for people who still miss Google Reader.

Reminder that the original boycott was explicitly choosing a new option: instead of simply killing the shitty landlord, not doing business with him. Boycotts work, historically, not because of the threat of economic loss but the implication that the other option can still be chosen.