“Twenty dollars can buy lots of peanuts.” “EXPLAIN HOW”

This is literally the opposite of what's happening. The UCs and ERs in LA that serve undocumented individuals are ghost towns compared to the business they were doing not long ago because of fear. I know this because my wife is a doctor here and I hear about it every fucking day.

every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft

What the actual fuck do we pay taxes for if our daily public services are still expected to make profits?

to be seen and known is mortifying, and rewarding.

Imagine taking the time to insist that every 1 Star general and above come to your “Very Special Meeting” to show off how competent you are and your boss insists on coming.

“No law” means “no law” is brilliant.

What’s your favorite and least favorite housekeeping task? Mine: Favorite: cleaning bathrooms or using pledge on hardwood. The visual distinction between a dirty and clean bathroom is gratifying. Also pledge smells so good. Least favorite: mopping, hands down. It’s wet, takes time, and is gross

like, the fact that they felt this spectacle was necessary is itself evidence that they don't have the military support that they want

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Mr. Beast: We have to have a kill switch Enginer: OK yeah, this one will stop the fire Mr. Beast: No, that's not what I mean

Some quick fanart of @animalshapes.bsky.social 's Coyote and Badger characters.

SKY #darkart #art #illustration #drawing #horror #イラスト

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Notice how he’s shifted the definition of war?

Closer and closer

Spotted Bat Mage

i made a helpful reference

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

I’m not autistic, I’m acetaminodivergent.

Honestly? If fuzzbutts would have told me there was a magnolia bakery in Chicago I would have been way more likely to visit before now. I blame y’all.

Remember the ‘alien’ drones in New Jersey? That happened. That was this year.

People are always like "government waste!" But then corporate America will convert their entire HQ to a party space with multiple DJs and dance floors and drink stations setup and a giant pavilion and block off everyone's entire afternoon just because we're switching ceos.

Genuinely don't think I've seen a better metaphor for modern-day Christianity than this. Self-aggrandizing, plutocratic, white-supremacist, popularity-obsessed, putting oneself on the same level as the savior but unwilling to shoulder the same burden. It's art, just not in the way they intended.

Holy fucking shit this is massive news.

half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

This administration doesn't want you to think so, but they lose constantly. Especially when people stand up to their bullying. They are not inevitable, they actually suck at this.

The sitting US president repeatedly saying ‘don’t take Tylenol’ on live national television like… can’t be great for Tylenol. Do you think Tylenol declined a call from the White House over the weekend?

A large part of why Disney is rushing to try and “fix it” is because they don’t want to run into the same thing Target did; People removing a thing from their life that had become a habit and realizing they don’t miss it AND it’s saving them money.

Oh sure. After the rapture.

The hardest part of being an adult is remembering the joy you quashed for 'not doing it RIGHT'. I refused to let myself learn how to do things because I wasn't immediately good at them, or because my family was critical. Turns out as a grown up, you can just like, do things.

9/21, never forget 🎺

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

“Government investment in media” announcement coming soon?

This shit makes me so mad because people don't understand how much power we have over these companies and the only thing we need to do is not give them money. The only thing we need to do is to not do anything. It's the easiest shit! *wearily* collective action does work, it really does

the season is upon us friends

people being into things that turn you off doesn't have any bearing on their moral compass, it just feels good for you to think that way because you're developmentally stunted and can't accept that it's just okay to not like something & not have to justify it.

Badgers know what they like, whether mustelid or avian. *sage nod*

nuthatch throwing all the millet in the seed mix I got literally everywhere

The boomers raised me to think that racism was both immoral and stupid and now they're mad at me for believing them