When the AI war comes and you gotta kill Professor Layton

Man, when I'm hanging out with The Frenbies I sure do discuss... subjects. Using words.

Every time I see @lycangoop.bsky.social in my timeline

You know if I made my own Chex mix I could simply not include the Shitty Brown Ones 🤔🤔🤔

"wow hypnokink sure can be played for horror. imagine being forced to do something you dont want to for someone else's benefit. anyway I need to clock in to my job that I hate so I dont starve and die"

Really I think I only became grungler because I had gathered lots of friends who at the time were gay men. The role of grungler fell to me when everyone else transitioned. It's the prize you get for being the Last Man Standing.

I was challenged on what I meant by the Spots Protopack containing both hug(dom) and hug(sub) stickers.

We're short on time so for your offense you're gonna have to walk the Planck. It's really super short so really we just push you in the water tbh.

It's fun to see the contrast between the people who are like "This is the busiest I've been all year I'm losing my goddamn MIND" vs the people who are like "I have descended into the Timeless Hedonism Zone I will eat chocolates and cakes and cookies and not move from this couch for four days".

where i create from

Season's bleatings everyone! 🎄🦌🎄

Merry Christmas to @caudlewag.bsky.social in particular~ 🐍: Jajuka 🐼: Shi Tsume 🖌️: Lou Raccoon

"We have blackmail on you." "Yeah? Release it then. ALL of it. Do it bitch I ain't got time for games."

Tried out some of the bf's fountain pens awhile back. I can see the appeal. I'm not so much into the particulars of the finished product, but the experience of writing is satisfying. I've since then shown this handwriting sample to three different trans girls for what I can assure you is, a reason.

I guess if I didn't want my warm harvested I shouldn't be so warm.

Don't worry I'll get there. I always figure out what I'm anxious about eventually

Being at a bowling alley that just opened is wild. Everyone is new to this and nothing works. We’re playing 5 and 8 because they can’t find two functional lanes that are next to each other. We can’t enter names so we’re Bowler 1, 2, 3, 4…

How strong they brewin the coffee at this place DAMN

I feel like 'I Left My A-Rank Party to Help My Former Students Reach the Dungeon Depths' would perform better if it were called 'Help I'm an Asexual Workaholic and I Don't Want to be in a Harem Anime'. Because that's the real hook of the show.

They are VERY DIFFERENT actually!

Them: Clair Obscur used generative AI. Me: Ah yeah that explains the sudden dip in writing quality during Act III. Them: They... only used it for art assets. Me: What? Them: What?

🦊: “Okay you can join me at the cafe but you are FORBIDDEN from doing that thing where you’re fun and interesting so I talk to you the entire time instead of getting any work done.” Harsh terms! Gosh, the things I do for love~

Briefly bluescreened by this combination of words

Crypto was the future NFTs were the future The Metaverse was the future

The unnerving moment when your mom and your boyfriend high-five on having successfully bullied you into doing something.

*opening up Substance Painter* Studio audience: WILL! IT! BLEND?

Meeting a gay couple: "so which one of you is the confused former human and which is the plucky pokemon eager to start a rescue team?"

-You have a TON of trans friends. Ever think you might be trans yourself? -Nah. I've introspected on my gender a lot and never turned up anything not-man. -Therian? -Pfff 20 years in, endless tweaks to my design and I'm only like 60% into my fursona. Pass. -Ever think you might be... plural? -Me:

There's a unique set of skills that go into being a streamer, and there's only modest overlap with that of a scripted/edited videoist. Sometimes I'll watch a highlight compilation and it'll be okay but then I'll realize oh God this is the funniest 11 minutes from a 3h stream and it's still a 6/10.

to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines

My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer. #transfur #tfeveryday

Maybe I struggle to communicate with people who have RSD because I've never done a customer service job where it's illegal to tell someone they're wrong.

Having actually seen the source material, now I'm gonna cry whenever someone posts the Absolute Most Bestest Posh Gay Nerd Bros Who Are Gay. But actually tho Watch Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. It's a smart and surprisingly brutal show with compelling characters and a fantastic emotional arc.

"We're not sure who this Elise girl was or why Beethoven would write her a song" sounds like some Philomena Cunk shit but Für Elise was written for some girl named Elise and historians are divided on which actual person that was.

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

"Iiiinteresting~ Yeah I can make that happen. Where did you get that idea?" Oh it was Ink. I can always count on him to think of something that will make me worse. @lycangoop.bsky.social

Alright, everybody get in a circle. Now, when you fall out with your current hyperfixation, pass all the supplies you bought for it to the person on your left.

"Steam from the steamed hams" but chanted with "blood for the blood god" energy

Summer coat/winter coat

>Nobody knows where the keys are for the enclosure that contains the network switch I need to access >nor if I’m supposed to be in that enclosure but that’s besides the point >find the other end of a cable that’s already plugged into the switch >plug that into my laptop >Hackerman.bmp

Them: We've never spoken before. How did you know I was with the Ireland branch? Me: Well it's 11am EST and you talked about getting off work soon. Them: Mm Me: Also your name is Maida McKiernan. Maida: ...OKAY. (Not her actual name but like, u get it tho)

It's true tho! You have to skip the bad ones. Keep holding out!

Posting about foxes is so easy, I should be compelled to think about them (more than I already am) all the time forever so I always have more things to post about foxes and how pretty and charming and sexy they are and how well I can swab my throat with their dick and clean their paws spotless

Okay yeah it's a good burger and all but are the Five Guys a polycule or a system of multiple headmates? I need to know these things.

Giving your character a hook hand so you have to draw fewer hands send bleet

Firmware Nerd: No worries! This deployment is gonna start off smooth as butter and we're gonna hit the ground running! Me: I've been here longer than this product line has existed and that has literally never happened. It is ALWAYS a stupid circus. FN: Not this time I'm built different. (1/2)

The proliferation of LED bulbs has made it such that our lighting circuits are all comically overspec. The proliferation of electric everything has resulted in receptacle circuits popping off all the time due to overloading. (1/2)

Them: Imagine Dragons Me: 🤔💭 Me: Damn good shout, this shit fire

So jealous of you, flour. I wish I had even ONE purpose.

"Oh your readers will never be able to tell it was AI" bitch my readers noticed when I switched from keyboard to a dictation software lmao