The other category I’ve seen is “excuse to have a tail whose movements register on gravity wave detectors”. It’s interesting because IRL skunk tails are distinctive, but not especially large. Yet the big-tail-never-fail crowd includes many skunks.

So tempted to go around to all the fursuiters with sultry fuck-me magnetic eyelids and rotate them a little bit so that they now have sad dopey eyelids.

Biblical apocalypses sure do come on fast these days. I hadn’t even heard of this most recent one until it already didn’t happen.

Fucken apps I'm gonna physically go into an extant real-world bank building and postal mail a fucken money order I swear to a god

🦊: Top-tier most-acclaimed indie darling of the decade game really doing a lot of heavy lifting to boost the reputation of spiders. 🐶: Wait is Hornet Silksong NOT a hornet? 🦊: Well it's complicated. So you see *loredump that calls out four categories none of which are hornets* 🐶: So, NO.

If it’s important, leave a voicemail. If it’s not important, don’t call me about it.

Them: *Shares art* Me: Wow, that's really cool! Is that by Rick Housepets? Them: Did you just, Sans Undertale a... living person? From real life? Me: Oh are you not supposed to do that? I am unclear on The Rules. Narrator: The art was in fact not made by noted webcomic illustrator Housepets Griffin.

Has "causes autism" just become the new "woke"? Just the thing conservatives say about anything they dislike without even pretending there's any sort of logical underpinning there?

Me: Thanks for letting me know that you think I'm attractive! Genuinely I would not have noticed otherwise. Them: That you are, or... that I think so? Me: Those are both true to an extent.

Australian shepherds spin in the opposite direction due to the Coriolis Effect.

You've seen Hornet Silksong (anthro) But have you seen Hornet Silksong (ferrule)?

Superpowers that make you more vulnerable to mind control yes I will take 100 pls

🦊: This was really nice. Thanks for dragging me out here~ 🐶: This was? Literally your idea? 🦊: Yeah. But you still had to bully me into actually doing it. 🐶: That’s true. 🦊: See? It was a team effort. 🐶: ^w^

Sometimes it’s great to eat your heroes. I mean meat your heroes- I mean-

Alternators always bein like: I do not have "limiters". I do not "throttle my output". I do not "respect battery charging curves". If the battery is low I will continue to output FULL voltage until ONE of us MELTS.

"Hypnosis so that you have to listen to me talk about my hyperfixations" is a powermove. The world is not ready for this.

Having ADHD friends who forget everything has a convenience or two. "Oh that's such a thoughtful gift! So insightful, how did you know?" "You literally mentioned a thing you wanted? Out loud?"

Every once in awhile some new meme or term comes up where I'm just like "Actually I don't need to poison my brain with the knowledge of what this means." It's "Aura farming" this time.

I’ve always said that I have a small but extremely enthusiastic readership. Everyone who vibes with the long and very specific list of keywords that my stories have absolutely loves them.

Computer Numerical Control implies that the previous control scheme was more vibes-based.

“How do you get stuck on Wikipedia?” Excuse me do you expect me to just NOT click on the link that explains what the article means by “only recorded fish to have committed credit card fraud”?

@vulpethere.bsky.social continuing his clever scemes

5 out of 5 doctors approve this One Weird Trick! (They have lost their ability to disapprove.)

I ate SO many vegetables this week. Apparently the secret is to make them leftovers I got for free. That triggers Scavenger Protocols and I just eat everything. Even the cherry tomatoes! Chat are those even food? I'd better get a serious MP boost from this I've never eaten this much plant in my life

Do they call these tumblers because the like, weeble-wobble version of a whiskey glass also exists? Never understood those things. They're ungainly, and I've always felt like if you need a glass with a gyroscopic stabilization mechanism you've had enough whiskey actually.

Sure do love using pocket-worse-computer to access things. Click link in Telegram Telegram opens it and realizes he can’t handle this so he hands it to Firefox Firefox opens it and in so doing decides that this is more of a Safari thing Safari opens it and decides to hand it off to the Bluski app

Breaking news! The shooter was wearing LIBERAL CLOTHES and the bullets had PRONOUNS! … yeah this is going about how I thought it would.

Ok so when are we starting the rumors that Charlie was a crisis actor who faked his death in order to get more gun control laws passed?

Sustainability win! All the booze you bought in anticipation of a Trump Dead Party can now be used for your Charlie Kirk Dead Party!

Carve "some gun deaths are necessary to preserve our 2nd amendment rights" on his fucking grave

One of these days I'll figure out angrydishwasherman's email address and ask him Chevy Volt questions. Like why it says you need premium gasoline, or whether there's a meaningful efficiency difference between L1 charging and L2 charging. And before you ask yes I checked and his DMs aren't open. >w<

Needlessly unsettling nomenclature for the emergency cutoff of the rooftop solar panels.

I do wish we'd get in real network engineers for some of these DLR troubles. Someone with a background in this and a first-principles understanding of the architecture could probably find what's really wrong here and give me a repeatable solution for the problems we keep having.

It's interesting having a battery powered car that's turning 10 years old now. You get some old car behaviors, but they're like, the quirky sci-fi version of them. Hm, that relay has gotten quite a bit louder lately. Yeah, there's some capacitor whine for the first few minutes after starting it up.

I’m looking to spend some time and save some money. Anyone quit a hyperfixation recently and wanna offload all the equipment that they bought for it?

Plant: I'm cookin' up a real gnarly poison so that if bugs eat me they'll die. Humans: Oh gyattDAMN this poison good asf fr tho, I'mma huff this shit yo. This is menthol, theobromine, nicotine, cocaine, THC, caffeine and a dozen others. We really do be lovin' that poison.

Used to be certain things were only attempted by people very skilled at them. But now with AI, everyone can fuck up those things!

I feel like the current administration grew up on those courtroom dramas where the lawyers are constantly fucking around and every time the judge is like “That’s blatantly illegal but I’m going to allow this just this once.” And never actually stops them from doing anything.

Went to a plush/cuddle party. Got to the host of it and squeezed him like a toothpaste tube. He was like “Hrrrf okay, I was not prepared for this level of cuddling. Let me get some water and swap out my cold packs.” I did it. I fought through the plush pit and defeated the final boss of cuddling.

⚠️ L-tech vers . Based on an old apple ad

Me: Don’t mess with Texas, I’ll cum. Someone: Wow what a thing to overhear! You know what, say no more, it’s perfect. Me: I’m glad you got to take this journey with us.

Being friends with trans furries be like

Made it to #fursonacon ! I decided to go to this on like Wednesday and I have no plan for how it’s gonna go. Hit me up for whatever!

Finishing a workday that started at 7:00 and included an hour and a half of driving, in order to jump right into 6 hours of driving to get to Fursonacon. Ugh, whose idea was this? Fuck that guy. Anyways see you there~

This is how deregulation works, every time.

This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".

Happy cows

At work lunch Telegram: bigtiddy_renamon.bmp My boss: *hears ping* Hey if you need to take care of that you can duck out for a minute. Me: Hahah no this is rather not the right time to take care of that

Client: How did you fix that so fast? It said the fault was unrecoverable! Me: PLCs are pessimistic and constantly worried that they’ve permanently ruined everything. It’s why we work well together. I am also like that.