An adult animated comedy show called Mating Season that's about horny forest animals and features a thicc fox lesbian? Why haven't I been hearing more buzz about this among the furries? Oh, Nick Kroll. Yeah that'll do it, I too am no longer excited.

Admin at work having a tense courtroom drama about whether my boss saying "I don't care just make the alarm go away" constitutes him instructing me to hardware-disable that alarm. So glad that this was a Microsoft Teams conversation so I can prove that those were his actual exact words.

Saw someone talk about how you shouldn't compare yourself to renaissance polymaths who know three languages and five academic disciplines because they had a team of cooks, servants, scribes and housekeepers to take care of everything for them while they indulge in their hobbies. (1/2)

Me: *Boots up PC* PC: Hey I've got some fun and exciting new ideas about where to send the video feed! Me: The display? PC: LMAO lookit this dumb bitch "thE dISpLaY?" that's what u fucken sound like

*hands u your new ID*

Lotta people not asking questions about my shirt despite my “ask me about my pronouns” shirt.

Social lubricant? Nah I need social glue, so I can stick someone to me while I talk about my hyperfixations.

So often YOU'RE the one who gets treated like you're an idiot. "Uhhh I BREWED it, and now it's COLD it's not like this is complicated."

Proposal that we stop calling them “Human Dogbeds” or by their brand names, and start calling them “Seattle Guest Beds” until it catches on outside the fandom, and normies make up a fake reason why they’re called that.

The undiagnosed parent telling their ADHD child "Nooo that's normal everyone feels like that" has the same energy as all those European authors who lived through World War(s) and were just like "Allegory? No these are just normal universal experiences that everyone feels after a typical upbringing".

Know the difference

Realizing that the "It's impossible to order black coffee now" myth is just "Gamers infuriated by character creation screen with too many options" again.

Whenever a streamer goes like "the challenge makes this seed unwinnable" and abandons the run immediately, I like to imagine that you hear Neow say "Oh wait they're supposed to have FOUR chambered hearts!" and the Ironclad clutches his chest and falls over dead 3 seconds after entering The Spire.

Lord knows if we'll ever have a clear picture of what happened in there. But it was fun to watch an administration full of people who campaigned on being Big Strong Manly Men all scramble and flee like a startled flock of seagulls the moment there was a loud noise.

I wanna bring back the Automat. I'm sure that whatever organized crime syndicate killed it the first time will roll right over me, but it'll be fun for awhile.

I guess I get to tell on myself with the fact that I just do NOT watch films multiple times. There are MAYBE two films that I've watched three times? And that's as high as it goes. I get SO bored when I watch a movie I've seen before hahah, and I just think about how I could be watching a new one.

I remember people mocking the film AI: Artificial Intelligence for having, instead of a search engine, a goofy AI character who claims to know everything but constantly spews irrelevant drivel and misinterprets queries, forcing you to pay him to rephrase your query 16 times to get anything useful.

Remembering what an unnervingly accurate Toxic Nice Guy they had featured as a villain in Megamind

Them: No it can't fit like that, the connector is like, asexual or whatever. Me: You mean asymmetrical? Them: Yeah what did I say?

A navy friend reminded me of that time I got a big Talking-To after I gave a training about bearings and I referred to roller bearings as "Biblically accurate wheels". Maybe that'll be my next entry for the powerpoint party.

Sonic is just Goku

@korpspropaganda.bsky.social Omega out there putting in the work www.kuow.org/stories/wash...

Spent a whole workday in PTP license hell. Can't even describe the situation as fixed. More like "improved but also modified enough that it's no longer in my wheelhouse". Trying not to focus on how Orwellian it is that you need to pay a subscription fee for access to... the current time.

Getting that exterminator estimate speech about your computer "Yeah I see this kinda thing all the time, ya didn't keep yer config clean and now a buncha AIs got in. I tell ya they'll get in through any little crack and soon ya got a whole swarm of 'em! Yeah it'll be tough to get all of 'em."

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

That's the sneeze guard. You gotta bend down under here if you wanna get food or sneeze on stuff.

They were trying to do Solarflare to disorient their enemies

If you're a Leafeon can pollen get you pregnant? Asking for a friend.

Discussing Studio5000 with a friend: I know surprisingly little about PLC programming, despite that having nominally been my job for like 8 years.

Found someone out in the wild doing xkcd.com/1105/

"Well being good has extrinsic rewards so if you get rewarded are you REALLY doing good?" YES! Notice how nobody ever examines the reverse case. Evil has extrinsic rewards, is it still evil if you were just doing it for the payoff? YES! "I was just doing it for the cash" is how MOST evil happens.

Love this. If you can do it better, then fucken DO it.

I miss when "remix" used to mean something. Like, you changed the instrumentation, arrangement, tone EQ or even just the relative volume of the different tracks. I'm so sick of seeing a "lowfi remix" that just adds vinyl crackling and a bunch of VHS frequency distortion.

Pasting in a sub’s keymashing as a Slay the Spire seed and they can only cum once they’ve beaten it.

Them: Do you have calipers for this? Me: I could turn up some. Them: You're sure? Me: Well not like, deterministically, but it's a statistical inevitability. Them: Wat.jpg Me: I dunno how to explain it. You know? "Seems like they would own calipers" is a vibe and like 6 of my friends have it.

Fuck yeah, good for you Marion!

Gender reveal funeral Pink chalk line ✨🎉🎉It WAS a girl🎉🎉✨

Dang, modern day moral quandaries are super hard u guys

Wow my morale must actually be kinda dire right now. I actually unironically considered "Could I just use an LLM chatbot for this?" at work. Not the sort of thing I'd say even as a joke under better circumstances. I was really dreading the task ahead of me:

Really having to Stay My Posting Hand as a big important bossman at work sends out an email that’s like “everyone enjoy your holiday!” And I have to not be like “I would enjoy it more effectively if you actually gave us a day off for it tho?”

"Aw, why do you use the old desktop app? The web client is way faster!" At this point a program could say that it will repeatedly stab me in the leg the entire time I'm using it and I would be like "Okay but do I need 2FA to get into it? No? Get stabbing then."

The ballot for the 2026 Entrancing Awards is live! Come read 56 gay hypno furry stories, and vote on your favorites! www.furaffinity.net/journal/1133... Voting will remain open until May 15th. After that time we'll close voting and begin tallying votes. #entrancingawards

Just saw someone hit a post with a "ai;dr" and boy am I gonna be adding that one to my toolbelt. It captures the perfect dismissive go-fuck-yourself that I'm looking to convey without me having to put in 1000x as much effort into a response as they did into the slop.

Trying to silently convey to the security guard that I can't lower the window of my car because there's a yellowjacket on my side mirror and he will get in.

cw: noncon, mind control, mind break I love making Arabella do increasingly evil shit to my friends

Fuuuuccckk you ever get a kiss where you are just not in control of the situation at ALL and you just kinda keep hanging on for more of whatever’s happening to you? Yeah hhhgggh~~

#duncanandeddie Me explaining to my non-furry friend who had only read pages 20-23 why they're perfect for each other:

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment