Okay follow me on this concept. Trans pride flag Game Changer shirt that says “I’ve been her the whole time.”

My attention is being called to the noteworthy difference between black goop covering you and having the YOU melted off of black goop. The second category is very much speaking to me~

this is literally never not accurate

I don't mind if you have weird kinks. In fact I encourage it! With hypno, I can make them even worse for you~ Got something you think others might judge you for? Good! Tell me and as long as it's involving consenting adults, I'll let you know it's good to be weird.

Magic eggnancy detector that seems to return a 100% positive rate. It's also perfectly accurate though! So I'll call it a success. Here, let me try it on you~

Thinking about that Voyager episode where 7of9 hooked her brain up to the ship's network to learn more about the ship from the computer. The Doc was trying to warn her that absorbing information from a computer at so high a rate could have adverse effects.

Worthy thoughts. The fandom certainly does fill that niche. A lot of people don't realize that Nietzsche said "God is dead" not with triumph, but with fear. He was worried about this exact thing, that the church was waning as a community support organization and nothing was there to replace it.

You have to roll knowledge arcana to use ChromeCast

Me (naive, foolish): Yeah I'll check out the silly little fantasy real-estate anime. It sounds fun. *half a season later* Me (deeply invested, visibly shaken): Letty... You can do it. Y-you're a good dad! 😭😭😭

Vyvanse: Alright I'm gonna proc three random hyperfixations for you. Me: Will they be productive? Vyvanse: Usually! Me: And at least one will be something that I started the day intending to do, right? Vyvanse: Lol, and on second thought, lmao

I love how this sentiment now exists mostly as weird subversions and dadaist gibberish like "Women want fish me fear"

I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.

At play: You gonna make me, daddy? At work: Gonna be real with ya man I have no incentive to do that. At least I have a consistent brand.

Having a mathematical disagreement at work today and my brain cursed me with: Hashtag yes all real numbers

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

If you accidentally pooltoyTF someone and inflate them a bunch, is that a rounding error?

You ever miss your chance to bring up a topic because the conversation moved on? Cerebral multithreading can help!

My new theory is that Reigen Arataka is a massage therapist from present-day earth who got magicsummoningritual'd into the world of Mob Psycho 100. Meaning that show is actually an isekai titled "I was Supposed to use Psychic Powers to Fight Evil Spirits but all I got was 99 Bluff Skill".

Gonna start up my NO-vember challenge where for the whole month I don't

They were out of the regular caution tape so there is now a toilet marked “electrical safety hazard do not approach without protective equipment”.

Oh holy shit there's a labeler that calls out Chronic Posters. "No breaks greater than 2 hours yesterday" "More than 50 posts yesterday" "Posted the same link more than 15 times" bsky.app/profile/stec...

Interesting W for writing. I can just go "she's a Renamon" and everyone reading will be like "yup 👍". I wrote an orgy scene that had three Ninetales in it and I was like "Yeee". Didn't think about The Complexity until I commissioned someone to draw it and they quietly went insane for the next month.

The stakes are raised dramatically as Belfort and Lupin enters the “Revolution” arc. The pair must contend with their class differences after debates sparked by the new character “Dobespierre”

The Halloween candy was still out on the table when my family came by to do a gin tasting. So inevitably the two were combined. I had to ask if gin actually like, works? With Peanut M&Ms? They all agreed that it in fact, does not. They taste terrible together >w<

Jerkin’ it to furry porn and I look at the clock like “damn I thought I’d been at it way longer than this”. And realizing that four minutes ago it was an hour later than it is right now. I am bamboozled again~

Boutta close all these tickets for -1h timesync errors that I’ve been ignoring over the last couple months. I wonder if I could still bill for these when they all get fixed at once.

Oh yeah, it's November now. ... don't like it.

Both work and home, someone will accuse me of some out-of-pocket shit and I'm immediately like "What? No! What makes you think I would- ok yeah that actually does sound like something I would do."

I forget sometimes, that many folks have very limited experience with thermodynamics. It comes up every once in awhile, like when I'm pointing a fan at a propane cylinder to prevent icing up. Someone asks and I say "the can is colder than the air, so blowing air on it warms it up." and they're just

Everyone else in response to a dumb change is like "well that's the way it is, what are ya gonna do?" And I'm immediately like "Yeah I'm not gonna fucken do that because it's dumb and useless. I left my last department because I didn't like the way they handled pdf e-signatures do not test me."

Billions upon billions of dollars and a decade or two of effort spent on learning that "to beat Steam we would have to build a platform that is better than Steam".

Having to Windows regularly for work is really validating my switch away from it. “Hey can I index these folders by how big they are or how many items they have in them?” Windows Explorer: Literally go fuck yourself. You can look in each one by hand, loser.

On my fourth round of video interviews to get hired as a pictomancer in Final Fantasy 14.

Utopia: This machine makes unlimited food for free Reality: This machine destroys unlimited food for profit

🦊: Bed is too warm and comfy and I can't get up help! 🐶: Okay! *blasts fursuit blower under the blankets* 🦊: *clinging to the ceiling by his claws* Please never help me again.

Happy birthday daddy~ 🎉🐶🎉

Fate really pointing at me like "Ok we're gonna give you the resources that ambitious people always lack but you're always gonna not feel like using them have fun with that lmao"

Has anyone done Jocktober art challenge? Surely I can’t be the first to think of this

I knew that they had the same English VA going in, but I've only just now realized that it's literally the same voice. Fel is just "What if Legoshi Beastar was a hyperconfident demigod that fucken' LOVES meat instead of an anxious little pervert goblin who's afraid of it".

Every dem refusing to endorse Mamdani: No you see "vote blue no matter who" is supposed to force you to vote for every last one of the cavalcade of milquetoast, do-nothing old WASPs we put in front of you, it is SUPER not about party unity lmao

It’s interesting to contrast the west’s obsession with telling origin stories over and over again against watching an isekai open up with “look, we got all the standard isekai bullshit ok? Ranked adventurer guild, RPG mechanics, loot piñata monsters. We know what you’re here for so let’s get to it!”

It's a sad commentary in the state of the world that nobody has drawn an inumimi depiction of that band and called it Kpup Demon Hunters.

Ok fuckleducks, if it’s fixed just @ me about it. I’m muting every Teams chat because they’re all just asking “is it fixed?” Every 10 minutes.

If you picture in your mind what "Quirky French detective who investigates high-profile art theft" looks like you'll be pleased to know that you got it EXACTLY correct.

Many thanks to @jenetrix.bsky.social for this incredible punch-up to a meme I made a year ago <3 bsky.app/profile/beau...

Every couple years you can just repost "Amidst the buggy and disastrous launch of Windows (n), Microsoft proudly boasts of how it's gonna fuck up Windows(n+1) even worse" www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

imagining people groggily waking up at the drone reconditioning factory because the visor and headphones combo was reliant on us-east-1. fantasy world and setting entirely beholden to the real life area of northern virginia

Them: Do you have PuTTY on your laptop? Me: PuTTY? I haven’t heard that name in years…

As an American I have seen many different forms of cow. "Aerosol" was not on my bingo card.