🪐me seeing a single Phoenix Down going for 10 million gil: bestie that better have come from Louisoix himself

I look like a sleep paralysis demon

Man, I already was sour on this film; I expect it to be a studio-driven rat-fucked cash grab like The Hobbit. But now I also think less of Andy Serkis, both because he doesn't understand the negative impact of AI and because he's making excuses for it. At least Viggo did the right thing.

WTF is this squiggly line? I saw WinAmp skins in the 90s with better design.

This is an OFFICIAL IKEA video. WHY IS HE HOLDING A FLAG??? WHAT COULD IT MEAN??? (Also BLAHAJ now has an instruction manual and it’s so adorable) Even if you don’t know Spanish, this video is precious. #pridemonth #trans

Had to make some queer versions for pride

Cloud: I consent Tifa: I consent *Static and glitching out effect* Sephiroth: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

Only person with more lifetime job security than me is currently carrying an RPG-7

So much of the pandemic was us finding out life actually could be easier and better and more accessible, and then watching them peel every scrap of that back out of our hands & lives, often for incoherent reasons. (return to office!)

There's something cool about wear patterns when viewed independently of their function. Like desire paths, it's a minor insight into daily life.

one problem with being given job titles is that at a certain point you can't act like the dumbest person in the room anymore, since people come to you wanting answers to things you don't actually know offhand

Broke: Being cordial with your metamors Woke: Being carnal with your metamors

Since it looks like I won’t have the time to get this on hardware before FWA…I made a simple Doom mod that was gonna be running on a Tufty, as an actually playable badge!

Maryland Renaissance festival has explicitly banned fursuits. I never suited there but like…come on. This isn’t a living history museum. Renn faires were created by counterculture hippies who managed to invent wrap pants and convinced people the world they’re historical.

Happy Mother’s Day, ya’ll!

Happy mothers day to the girls, gays and theys that had to be their own mothers 💖✨

another fox trade with @donnythecat.bsky.social ~ #kemono #furry #furryart

MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

Mass Effect will firmly remain an all-time personal favourite series. ME2 is cemented in my top 5 games of all time, but good grief does this particular post from an excellent thread smash undoubtedly valid critique out the park

father & son #nintendo #starfox #foxmccloud

Apparently the movers have decided that Alby and I are antagonists. We will stare each other down defiantly over dinner.

@edtropolis.bsky.social asked me to give the "Disney foxes as Goths" thing a try, so here's #Vixey. #Disney #fox #vixen #Goth #fashion #bikini #hotpants #boots #anthro #sexy #cute #Dawgweazle

Qifrey 💧

Fox hit Renamon with the “finders keepers” rule 😭🦊✨

Saiyan Gal doodle

here u go u sickos

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After waiting years for a new Star Fox, I got impatient and started making my own game. Years later, there's another Star Fox 64 remake and I'm still working on my game

star fox zoom call

So I bought a dream car last week.

He got them knees that will get him banned off Subscribestar

nintendo announced, revealed and cemented the details of the starfox 64 remake in intervals too fast for the general populace to realise what was happening, in accordance with the Shock Therapy theories of post-soviet economic liberalisation, outlined in naomi klein's The Shock Doctrine

BRB Printing out a copy of every medieval furry illumination and mailing them into their registered business address daily out of spite

Uh huh

MDRF banning fursuits as “not sufficiently on theme” is certainly a choice.

New moving discovery: If I hang wind chimes in front of my computer case, they make noise. Yes, this is a new discovery for me. No, I'm not smart. Yes, I've been building my own computers my entire life. No, I don't want to talk about it. The discovery, I mean. We can totally talk computers.

caged princess

Packing to move has led to a lot of introspection and self-discovery. Like the completely normal urge to hurl the Imperial Super Star Destroyer Executor like a fucking lawn dart.

Stoppit the kobold, geared up

had to draw pocky in this cool asf hoodie, both from @dont-jinxit.bsky.social #pixelart

The undiagnosed parent telling their ADHD child "Nooo that's normal everyone feels like that" has the same energy as all those European authors who lived through World War(s) and were just like "Allegory? No these are just normal universal experiences that everyone feels after a typical upbringing".

If you say Buttplug three times on Bluesky, qDot appears in your mentions and asks if you want to watch Sumo.

Vibe coding used to mean writing Python script with a bluetooth-enabled buttplug in. What happened to us?

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

Bro is hungry

The editorial cartoonist's pen is one of the sharpest tools in journalism, whittling issues down to basics for satire or rage. I'm proud to say that my long-ago colleague, Milt Priggee, is unafraid to shock with a tough point of view.